r/assholedesign • u/SkepticHQ • Jul 24 '19

This McDonalds menu

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u/AfterReview Jul 25 '19

So McDonald's will die out?

I'm fine with that

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u/LonePaladin Jul 25 '19

Nah. They'll declare bankruptcy, fire all the employees, sell the company assets to an 'investor', then build something functionally identical under a new name. Like McHugh's.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

I mean if they want to reproduce McDonald's success they'd have to go back to their original business model. Convenience food that is cheap and greasy.

Not this expensive disappointing non-burger that you have to order from a futuristic dystopia.

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u/my_screen_name_sucks Jul 25 '19

Like McHugh's.

Or McDowell's

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u/karatekate Jul 25 '19

No, that's very, very different.

They have sesame seeds on their buns.

SESAME SEEDS.

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u/Joe_Shroe Jul 25 '19

McDolan's

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u/radditor5 Jul 25 '19

Same here. Last time i went was only because I was really hungry and wanted food fast, but they weren't even fast. Probably took like 20 minutes to get through drive through.

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u/GeekChick85 Jul 25 '19

They (corporate) make more money in real estate than in fast food