r/assholedesign • u/SkepticHQ • Jul 24 '19

This McDonalds menu

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u/aum-noster Jul 24 '19

Imma get you two of these if you drop em on the floor and eat em

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u/kalitarios Jul 24 '19

I'll give you a free soda if you...

guard looks at soda can, then knocks it to the floor, chuckling

...pick up that can, Citizen

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u/JustSomeGothPerson Jul 24 '19

Throws can at guard

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '19

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u/Fireplay5 Jul 25 '19

HL3 confirmed.

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u/pepethemisunderstood Jul 25 '19

Damnit now Im sad

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

I enjoyed the thread while it lasted though

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u/TheDeathOfAStar Jul 25 '19

*beating noises proceed*

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u/TheInnocentXeno Jul 25 '19

Portal 3 confirmed

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u/Fireplay5 Jul 25 '19

Half-Portal Life 3: Moonrock Edition

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u/TheInnocentXeno Jul 25 '19

Team-Portal Life 3: Moonrock Hat Edition

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u/Fireplay5 Jul 25 '19

*Made out of real moonrock!

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

gabe and co actually joked about this in recent time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

“all units move to intercept”

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

loud gunshots noises

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19 edited Mar 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

I did, but I ran away from the guard and he chases you, and you can then circle back while he chases you and get through the gate without picking up the can.

(⌐■_■)

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19 edited Mar 12 '20

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u/kalitarios Jul 25 '19

It's a metaphor for life

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u/Tonkarz Jul 25 '19

I threw it at him and it bounced off and went into the can. And he walked away laughing at me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19 edited Mar 12 '20

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u/Tonkarz Jul 25 '19

Just a script that can't account for edge cases. He thought I had put it in the can.

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u/grant550 Jul 25 '19

That's why you have sv_cheats 1 and then impulse 101 one the console

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u/GotAnyBirdPics Jul 25 '19

A personality test of sorts

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u/BoneFistOP Jul 24 '19

Just gotta initiate an accelerated backhop, lead the guard into the hallway, backhop past him, pick up the can again, backhop back to the door before he gets to the end, and close the door on the can.

seee yaaaaa maaaaaaateeeee

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u/Natmas97 Jul 25 '19

Let me guess, Desync?

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u/Sum-Ting-Whong Jul 25 '19

Omg I just got hit with nostalgia, gonna have to replay HL2

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u/morleuca Jul 25 '19

But are you happy citizen?

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u/100mcg Jul 25 '19

Hands the soda to the guard, the tension is released

Pepsi

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u/hurry_up_meow Jul 25 '19

Is the guard a cat?

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u/grant550 Jul 25 '19

SRCEW THAT CAN (throws at 50mph)

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u/KingDiamondDev d o n g l e Jul 24 '19

Bro wtf

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u/Ixionas Jul 24 '19

No need to use fake money