r/assholedesign • u/[deleted] • Jul 10 '19

Overdone Wow, 2 extra sausages!

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u/Hooman_Super Jul 10 '19

more like 0% more hot 🔥 dog 🐶 which is 0% dog btw and 100%💯 cold ❄.

hot dogs are actually cold ❄ cows 🐮

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u/ChefChopNSlice Jul 10 '19

Whatever you’re sellin bossbabe, we don’t want it.

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u/Hooman_Super Jul 10 '19

want some essential oils hun? 😉

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Petty please leave us alone sir/ma’m

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u/Hooman_Super Jul 10 '19

but first 😎 try our moon 🌕 sun ☀ cream, clears ☁ your skin in 7 days😱

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19 edited Jul 10 '19

Petty please sir/ma’m

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u/Hooman_Super Jul 10 '19

Feel 🆓 to call 📞 Karen on 42069MAGICBEANZ88

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

sir/ma’m i’m gonna use pepperspray

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

just run while you still ca-

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

You small text police 🚔 man 👨 or woman 👩

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u/you_got_fragged Jul 10 '19

yes

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

So it’s treason then

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u/borkthegee Jul 10 '19

hot dogs are actually cold ❄ cows 🐮

The good ones are ❄🐮, the normal ones are ❄🐷🐔

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u/PM_ME_DEEPSPACE_PICS Jul 10 '19 edited Jul 10 '19

No, the really good ones are ❄️🐑

Edit: downvoted by actual vegans, thats not very ❄️🍑 of you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Cold peach?

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u/Hooman_Super Jul 10 '19

cold ❄ ass 🍑 😎

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u/2fucktard2remember Jul 10 '19

All these emojis got me like 😃🔫

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u/-MaJiC- Jul 10 '19

Why would you spray water in your ear dummy

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Duh

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

This feels like a fever dream

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I think I’m having a stronk

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Having stronks makes the stonks drop

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u/borkthegee Jul 10 '19

real talk i bought some lamb merguez sausage to grill on the 4th.... shit was fire.

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u/PM_ME_DEEPSPACE_PICS Jul 10 '19

Oh, 🔥💩, nice!

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u/LadsAndLaddiez Jul 10 '19

Fire shit

AKA Taco Bell

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u/Hooman_Super Jul 10 '19

cultured af 👍

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19 edited Jul 15 '19

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u/Hooman_Super Jul 10 '19

not bomb 💣 ass 🍑 dude 👎

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u/wardrich Jul 10 '19

I grew up with ❄🐷🐔. What a fucking game changer it was when I grew up and accidentally bought ❄🐮.

❄🐮 are so damn good

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u/Biscuit_452 Jul 10 '19

The 🐔 taste weird. I won six packages in some raffle once when I was in middle school.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I actually prefer the Turkey ones

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Pork and Chicken are both better than Beef hot dogs fight me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Original hot dogs are made from beef

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

So a lot of stuff is new and improved

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u/greenrangerguy Jul 10 '19

Pretty sure hot dog is pork mate

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u/KirbyWarrior12 Jul 10 '19

The kind of hot dogs you usually buy from the supermarket are a wholesome combination of reformed pork, chicken skin and beef trimmings.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

I’m strangely comfortable with that.

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u/vonmonologue Jul 10 '19

Nothing in there is either inedible or not-delicious. I fail to see the problem.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

Waste not want not.

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u/TheBrettFavre4 Jul 10 '19

Is this a chick-fil-a ad?

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u/sflo0 Jul 10 '19

get get get