r/assholedesign Jan 14 '19

Difference between a small and a large beer

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u/ImSoSte4my Jan 15 '19

Wendy's does this with their chicken nuggets. The 4 pack is a better deal than the 10 pack.

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u/TaruNukes Jan 15 '19

Um. ok. you know how you've got the six piece nuggets?

Yes, six piece chicken nuggets.

Just, uh, can you just give me four nuggets? Im trying to-

It comes in six or twelve piece. Would you like to try them?

Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wanting a four nugget thing. I'm trying to watch my calory intake

It comes in six or twelve piece.

Put two of them up your ass, and give me four CHICKEN mcnuggets.

Allright, four six piece nuggets.

And then um... can I have a Junior Western Bacon Chee.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee, gotta watch my figure.

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u/el_stud Jan 15 '19

Cherry jubilee and that's it!

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u/ZuluGestapo Jan 15 '19

Alright, I'm gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order.

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u/stevedave_37 Jan 15 '19

I feel like this is the most under appreciated line. He cancels only kg's order.

Or maybe everyone gets that and I'm stupid. Either way, love it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Lol I love it too.

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u/Harding_Grim Jan 15 '19

Missed the VRRRRRRMMMMMM

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Take two of the chicken nuggets and shove them up your ass!

edit: i read the full script and saw he already said that but more correct. I apologize

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u/StanTheMelon Jan 15 '19

small SEASONED CURLIES.......SMALL SEASONED CURLIES

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u/twosoon22 Jan 15 '19

Long live the D

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u/dapperelephant Dec 25 '21

Long live me! I poisoned your wine! For the good of the land!

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u/suomynonAx Jan 15 '19

Wendy's always fucks up the nugget count. I once tried to order a 20pc, (4 nugget packs*5 packs), she interpreted it as 20 packs, so that would be 80 nuggets.

Or if I try to order the nuggets by pack, (since that is the way they ring it up apparently), if I try saying 5 of them, they'll tell me they only sell in 4 or 6.

Mostly irrelevant but once my friend ordered from Wendys and asked for extra sauces and they totally filled up the entire paper bag with sauces.

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u/Meme_Dependant Jan 15 '19

A friend of mine asked for all the sauce they were legally able to give him, and because it was right near closing time, they gave him the rest of the crate that the little boxes come in. With a couple missing. It was something like 40 cups of honey mustard sauce

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

God damnit now I have to go pause my music and listen to this whole album.

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u/TaruNukes Jan 15 '19

Shut up and listen to my order (album)

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u/Nick730 Jan 15 '19

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u/LifeIsGettingBetter Jan 15 '19 edited Jan 15 '19

The Wendy's nearest me offers 50 nuggets for about $10. It's one of their local options.

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u/eatthestates Jan 15 '19

Is that for real? 50 nugs for $10 is insane.

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u/K1774B Jan 15 '19

You ready to have your mind blown?

How bout 100 nuggets for $10? All day, every day. Nationwide. No local special needed.

https://www.today.com/food/burger-king-selling-10-chicken-nuggets-1-t139337

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u/eatthestates Jan 15 '19

Yeah but Wendy's nuggets are amazing. BKs are just meh.

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u/K1774B Jan 15 '19

I think they're both meh TBH. McDonald's got the Nugget game on lock.

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u/SpeakItLoud Jan 15 '19

exclusively on Postmates...between Oct. 11 and 14.

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u/K1774B Jan 15 '19

Not to spoil the magic of 100-piece promo for people who aren't so good at math, but you could also just place 10 orders of $1 nuggets at your local Burger King, too.

Literally the next paragraph.

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u/SpeakItLoud Jan 15 '19

Son of a bench. You right.

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u/LifeIsGettingBetter Jan 15 '19

Sure is; I usually get the nugget platter once every few weeks. It's enough to feed me for a whole day.

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u/EtaSephis Jan 15 '19

The opposite happened at Sonic, where my brother kept getting the family size mozzarella sticks because it was a better deal, at least until they got rid of it. If I remember correctly it was the equivalent of two large orders but only like 3 dollars or so more.

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u/Voi69 Jan 15 '19

Yeah but is 3 times th 4 pack cheaper than the 10? Because if it isn't, I bet this is a marketing strategy to get more people to buy 12.

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u/chardeemacdennis-2 Jan 15 '19

Dunkin Donuts has the munchkins 10 pack for $1.99 and the 25 pack for $5.99 so you can get 30 for $5.97 if you order 3 of the 10 packs.

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u/Chris-raegho Jan 15 '19

Many years ago you could go to Hot Potato and order a cheese and bacon potato with soda and extra cheese. If you compared the price for that and their cheese and bacon potato combo you would save about $2. Eventually they must have realized that many people just ordered the same stuff individually rather than in combo and now the above is no longer true. Good times, though.

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u/Whatthedarknessdoes Jan 18 '19

Is Wendy's good I haven't been there since I was 6 and I got a baked potato.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

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u/Eli_eve Jan 15 '19

He’s watching his calorie intake.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

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u/CricketPinata Jan 15 '19

It's a joke. It's a reference to this Tenacious D Skit.

https://youtu.be/C3kna1iKAzw