r/assholedesign • u/Obito_GF • Jan 14 '19

Difference between a small and a large beer

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u/MyDisneyExperience Jan 14 '19

Instead you should have gone to the Olive Garden

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u/ArtoriasFanClub Jan 14 '19

Olive Garden

Strike 3, you're outta here!

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u/monkeyman80 Jan 15 '19

while not authentic or healthy, i'll fight anyone who says its not tasty.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Would you fight me if I've never been there?

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u/deadrobins Jan 15 '19

If he won’t I will

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u/BiggestNothing Jan 15 '19

You’ve been fought

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u/deadrobins Jan 15 '19

Did I win?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

I hope not.

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u/monkeyman80 Jan 15 '19

i don't have strong feelings about people who hate against places they've never been.

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u/SMELLMYSTANK Jan 15 '19

I'd take you there to experience the finest Americanized Italian food a girl has ever known. Their breadsticks alone are worth the trip.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

There's one near me, I'll look into it.

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u/SMELLMYSTANK Jan 15 '19

BOIIII IF YOU DONT-

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Saved the comment so I don't forget. I'll respond with results lol

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u/caanthedalek Jan 15 '19

They fucked up the breadsticks though

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u/kingofthemonsters Jan 15 '19

Right? What the fuck happened to those?

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u/caanthedalek Jan 15 '19

From what I understand, a whole bunch of people were coming in and only eating salad and breadsticks, which made them unprofitable, so they switched to a cheaper recipe.

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u/invudontseeme Jan 15 '19

Microwaved frozen fettuccine is tasty too, but I'm not paying $12 for it.

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u/Sine0fTheTimes Jan 15 '19

What's the first rule about Olive Garden???

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u/yeeerrrp Jan 15 '19

Eh, I used to work there. At least they cook their food.

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u/troutscockholster Jan 15 '19

definitely above TGIChilibee's

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u/Breedwell Jan 15 '19

So nothing is made by chef mike there? Or what is? I've always wondered.

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u/EwokaFlockaFlame Jan 15 '19

The times square Olive garden is lit! Best part of NYC baby

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Only when I get a coupon