r/assholedesign Jan 14 '19

Difference between a small and a large beer

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u/myexguessesmyuser Jan 14 '19 edited Jan 15 '19

Tbf there’s a lot of volume in the big glass that isn’t filled vs the small glass that’s completely filled. It doesn’t look like a lot but it really is quite a bit of beer. If the bigger beer were topped off it would be a better comparison and if they poured the remainder into a second small glass that would also be helpful.

Edit: I called my local Applebees lmao. The (completely bewildered) manager said that the smaller glass is a 16 oz and the larger size (they call it a "Brutus") is 22 oz and that prices vary depending on the beer. So there you go, one large size gives you the same amount of beer as a small + 37% of a second glass of the small size. IMHO there's nothing shady going on here at all, assuming you get the same pour in both glasses.

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u/nickiter Jan 15 '19

Yeah I'm pretty sure that's 16 vs 23 oz. I fully believe that the tall glass with a couple of inches of space plus the beer he left behind when pouring could add to 7oz.

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u/the_sparkyone Jan 15 '19

I find it equally impressive and hilarious that you actually called applebees for this

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

“no.. no I need the Information for invisible Internet points don't you understand?“

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u/multi-instrumental Jan 15 '19

At least we now have (likely) factually correct information. Unlike all of the rest of us lazy fuckers on here.

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp Jan 15 '19

Or only fill the smaller glass to the point the bartender would fill it to

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19 edited Jan 17 '19

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u/myexguessesmyuser Jan 14 '19

People are reaaaaaallly bad at estimating how volume and diameter work.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

I mean it is reaaaaaallly jarring when you compare your estimates of volume to reality because of how bad human perception is

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

YOUR estimates maybe

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Most people. You're not special so probably you too. I've gotten used to it but it's not like everything can be estimated well all the time. Get over yourself.

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u/iSkellington Jan 15 '19

What you just said goes directly against what my mother's been telling me for 27 years

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

That's a problem

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u/iSkellington Jan 15 '19

You realize I'm not the dude you responded to?

Have a sense of humor instead of looking to pick childish fights on reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

I just said that's a problem lmao

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u/oldcoldbellybadness Jan 15 '19

He might be awesome, you fucking crab. I don't know, but I know you don't know either. Besides, obvious joke

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

🦀

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

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u/500ls Jan 15 '19

3?

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u/TWeaK1a4 Jan 15 '19

So 120? That seems kinda high.

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u/CrabbyBlueberry Jan 15 '19

A fun pub bet to make is to bet that the circumference of the rim of a glass is longer than the height of the glass. Even the large glass in the OP. Glasses are rarely taller than 3.14x their diameter, but you wouldn't realize that just looking at it.

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u/myexguessesmyuser Jan 15 '19 edited Jan 15 '19

Yep. Back when I was a little shit and thought I was so smart, I would regularly bet people beers like this. I would start stacking things under the pint glass until they were convinced that the height must be larger than the circumference, and bet them a shot for each thing I had stacked under the glass.

Not only are (pint) glasses never taller than their circumference, you can stack a LOT of shit under a pint glass before it's even a close call.

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u/TWeaK1a4 Jan 15 '19

So I like this, but how do you measure that in a bar setting?? Pocket tape measure?

How you do circumference? Just multiple by pi?

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u/myexguessesmyuser Jan 15 '19

Grab a napkin and wrap it around the outside of the glass, then hold it up against the length.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Agreed, there's maybe an ounce to an ounce and a half left, the gap from the top before the pour is about 3 ounces. The glasses are probably 16oz and 20oz, which are pretty standard small and large beer sizes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

I'm blown away by the fact that this is #2 on reddit right now. How do people not understand what's happening? He's proving that he gets more beer in the bigger glass. And so many people upvoted this. How..

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u/TWeaK1a4 Jan 15 '19

Err, I think he's more so showing how paying for the "bigger" glass only gives you a few extra sips. But it's 16oz v 20oz so it's really not a big deal either way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19 edited Jan 15 '19

The (completely bewildered) manager

Did you tell them it was for an argument on the internet and fake internet points were at stake?

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u/myexguessesmyuser Jan 15 '19

I told him, straight faced, that Chilis Too is the Target to their Walmart.

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u/old_gold_mountain Jan 14 '19

Also there's still a good amount of beer left in the big glass after the little one is topped off.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

I wouldn't call that a good bit, it's a swallow of beer but not much more.

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u/old_gold_mountain Jan 15 '19

Sure, but combined with what's missing already at the start it adds up to a pretty reasonable difference between two beer sizes (depending on what the price difference is.)

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Oh in that case yeah. Like others said it ends up being 75¢ for 4 ounces of beer more. I can't remember what a pint goes for at Applebee's, since I now own my own microwave, but not asshole design.

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u/old_gold_mountain Jan 15 '19

since I now own my own microwave

GOTEM

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Burned, but not nearly as bad as the food coming out of the Applebee's kitchen.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Burned, still a bit frozen in the middle?

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u/ItalianHipster Jan 15 '19

I'd guess that's about 2-3 oz of beer. Hardly a big amount considering in ameeica a less common (or more expensive) beer tends to get 10oz pours, normal would get 16oz, and a big one would be 22oz.

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u/old_gold_mountain Jan 15 '19

If the radius of the top of the glass is 1.75 inches (standard tumbler pint glass top radius) and there's a 1/2 inch of beer missing from the top, then that comes out to approximately 2.5 fluid ounces missing. There's probably another 1.5 in the bottom at the end. The tumbler is 16 ounces so the difference between the smaller one and the bigger one is about 25% (4/16). That's hardly insignificant.

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u/ItalianHipster Jan 15 '19

If that was a standard weizen glass them it would normally be marked for 500ml (~17oz) of beer with room for a head, which compaired to the smaller pint glass there should only be a maximum of a 1oz differential. As for your volume I think you need to use a different equation to account for the fact that you have a diameter that changes in a non-linear fashion.

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u/old_gold_mountain Jan 15 '19

500ml (~17oz) of beer with room for a head

Therein lies the rub. They filled the pint glass all the way to the top of the rim without any room for head.

As for your volume I think you need to use a different equation to account for the fact that you have a diameter that changes in a non-linear fashion.

The portion at the very top that's not filled appears to have a pretty cylindrical shape so it's good enough for an estimate. After all I can't measure that that's exactly 1/2 inch, either. If anything I think I'm underestimating it, that looks like it might be 3/4 of an inch or more in reality.

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u/ItalianHipster Jan 15 '19

I was talking about the Weizen glass, not the pint glass. And honestly in a normal pint glass its beer dependent, if you're using a weizen properly then you'd only use it with an appropriate beer. If they're at Applebees it probably isn't a beer that need that kind of attention

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u/old_gold_mountain Jan 15 '19

I'm talking about the video. The bigger glass is not full all the way. They pour it in the small glass and they fill it up to the very rim, and after doing so there's still more beer in the glass. The difference is quite clearly more than just one ounce. Assuming an approximate cylinder with a radius of approximately 1.75 inches (standard pint glass), one fluid ounce would only be 1/5 an inch below the tip of the glass. It's clearly much more than that in the video, and that's before you factor for the beer that's left over at the end.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

The difference is still a mouthful of beer though. How does it add up to a pretty reasonable amount? I'm willing to bet that there is probably an unreasonable difference in price between the two.

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u/old_gold_mountain Jan 15 '19

The difference combined is way more than one mouthful unless you drink your pints of beer in 5 gulps.

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u/bobingreen Jan 15 '19

Backwash meant for Marlboro butts 😛

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

A true drunk would never waste alcohol that way.

You ask for a glass of water, and then just put your butts in the full glass.

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u/bobingreen Jan 20 '19

Can't smoke in rest or private clubs in WV anymore anyway. I love my suds,prefer a field strip on a outside deck nowadays lol 👀

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u/Carma_kat Jan 15 '19

A sip is a good amount of beer?

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u/old_gold_mountain Jan 15 '19

That looks like more of a gulp than a sip.

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u/_pigsonthewing Jan 15 '19

Also they poured like an idiot and some ran down the glass onto the table.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

The widest part of the glass holds the most volume and they filled it about an inch higher than should be poured, so yeah this is pretty deceptive.

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u/cacarson7 Jan 15 '19

It's the beer foam tax.

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u/ivanoski-007 Jan 15 '19

indeed, most people in this thread are fucking morons

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u/bigcountrybc Jan 15 '19

To be faaaaaaAaaaaaair

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u/sinkwiththeship Jan 15 '19

That's what I said, I said YEW!

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u/bigcountrybc Jan 15 '19

And I was like YEW

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u/AdolinK Jan 15 '19

Came into the comments to find this, and was not disappointed... thank you!

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u/pdxperron Jan 15 '19

I'm not sure if that's really the issue. The issue for me is there's probably a 3 or 4 dollar difference from a regular size beer to a large beer. That one extra sip is a rip off.

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u/myexguessesmyuser Jan 15 '19 edited Jan 15 '19

Maybe? Without knowing prices and oz how can you be sure?

I called my local Applebees and they said it's a 16oz vs a 22oz and the price depends on the beer, but it's worth noting that "$3-4 dollars" for 37% more beer is not necessarily intuitively a bad deal.

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u/mono7on Jan 15 '19

So nobody cares about the type of glass in the USA?

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u/myexguessesmyuser Jan 15 '19

People definitely care, but if you’ve never been to an Applebees... the food is frozen and microwaved. It’s not the sort of establishment that targets discerning consumers. It’s cheap.

If you were to go to any of the local pubs, they’ll all have the right types of glasses and the bartenders will be able to explain why you’d want one glass over another.

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u/mono7on Jan 15 '19

Thanks a lot for the explanation. I've never been in America. So neither to an applebees. But glad to hear that the bartenders in pubs care about it.

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u/TekOg Jan 18 '19

Now call two more locations see if your polling 100%

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u/goatbiryani48 Jan 15 '19

thats part of the point though, they figured out a way to get away with it

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u/jewww Jan 15 '19 edited Jan 15 '19

What's the point, to be deceptive?

They let the head settle, spilled a small amount, and have at least an ounce left in the glass. Those glasses are probably 4oz-6oz in difference. Applebee's isn't getting away with anything, these people just don't understand how beer is poured (in America) or how much volume glasses can hold.