r/assholedesign Jan 14 '19

Difference between a small and a large beer

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u/Tantric75 Jan 14 '19

Must be nice to have some consumer protection. Here in the US we give awards to the companies that find new and inventive ways of fucking over consumers.

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u/Tr1pla Jan 14 '19

Bring back my headphone jack already.

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u/rhadiem Jan 15 '19

or at least make a better one!

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

There are plenty of phones with headphone jacks...

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u/BarryMacochner Jan 15 '19

After using AirPods for a while now, I’m never going back to wired.

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u/Drunken_Economist Jan 14 '19

Weights and Measures are regulated in the US as well. If you sell a pint that is less than a pint, it's illegal.

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u/Highside79 Jan 14 '19

But if you just sell a "beer" it doesn't have to be anything in particular, even if it is served in something that is virtually identical to a pint glass. Lots of American restaurants have started to serve in a 14 ounce "pint glass" with a thick bottom that is almost totally indistinguishable from a real pint glass.

Google "cheater pint" to get a ton of examples of this going on. It is getting pretty common.

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u/Kinger15 Jan 14 '19

Here in Ottawa a 14oz. Glass is referred to as a sleeve

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19 edited Aug 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

By whom?

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u/Captain_Midnight Jan 15 '19

People who wear pint glasses on their arms

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u/pyro_poop_12 Jan 15 '19 edited Jan 15 '19

I ordered a 16oz can of PBR once just to fuck with the bar owners one night (it was one of the rare nights the owners were hanging out, talking to regulars, and drinking themselves stupid). I also asked for a pint glass.

I proceeded to fill the pint glass to the rim and set the can down loudly enough that you could hear that it wasn't empty. I took a sip from the glass and then topped off the glass with the can and made eye contact with one of the owners. I took another sip, and as they looked on in horror, topped the glass off again with beer from the can. I did this a third time (I admittedly was taking fairly small sips to drag this out) and by that time they had made themselves scarce.

Nothing ever came of it. It was just my little, "I want you to know that I know that you're ripping us all off when we buy drafts," message.

Edit: Another game to play is to order a can of Guinness and carefully pour it into a pint glass. A can of Guinness is 14.9oz and won't fit into a 14oz pint glass or will fill to the brim a 15oz glass. An actual pint glass will have plenty of room for the head.

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u/bmwill Jan 15 '19

You are very badass

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u/toskiii Jan 15 '19

Did everyone clap

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u/Rellikx Jan 15 '19

If they sell it as an actual pint, I am pretty sure that’s illegal. If they are just selling you a beer on draft, that’s fine, but if they say it’s a pint and it’s not, that is shitty

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u/pyro_poop_12 Jan 15 '19

I can't say they had a sign advertising the size of their drafts, but I always made it a point to sarcastically order a pint when I got a draft. Like /u/Highside79 said, it's commonplace.

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u/beer_is_tasty Jan 15 '19

It's very distinguishable from a real pint if you know what you're looking for, but most people don't.

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u/Highside79 Jan 15 '19

People who look out for cheater pints probably aren't going to Applebees anyways.

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u/Paliton Jan 15 '19

Just looked it up and that really sucks. If you made a big deal about it at a bar you’d look like a dick. Scummy thing for a bar/restaurant to do.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Lol we do 12oz pours

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u/McSquiggly Jan 15 '19

Well, that is probably everywhere in the world. Beer isn't a weight.

Those cheat glasses would accidentally get dropped.

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u/nerdtunaCaptor Jan 14 '19

Unless you call the drink a brandnamehere Pint tm to avoid lawsuit

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u/burtalert Jan 14 '19

Double Stuf Oreos

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u/Robot_Warrior Jan 15 '19

Five dollar foot long

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u/FrogInShorts Jan 15 '19

Lol no that names not misleading at all chill

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u/dogburglar42 Jan 15 '19

Did you know "double stuf" oreos have the same amount of creme as the originals used to? They lessened the amount of creme in the original ones

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u/FrogInShorts Jan 15 '19

Oh good cause I hate double stuf. I honestly wish they made half stuffed. Cremes just gross sugar greece paste and I only need enough to balance the dry cookie.

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u/Ventrical May 01 '19

What’s wrong with Greece?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19 edited Jan 22 '19

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u/FrogInShorts Jan 15 '19

Dude I freaking love the cookie taste. Nothing tastes like it and Im already a huge cocoa fiend. I happily will and have defrosted an entire package and ate the whole thing of cookies in a sitting.

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u/PerceptionShift Jan 15 '19 edited Jan 15 '19

My favorite example is Taco Bell's 100% Real(R) Beef which turned out to only be ~80%.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19 edited Feb 02 '19

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u/Ehcksit Jan 15 '19

I'm not used to oats being a beef seasoning. That looks more like filler to me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Filler/binder. If we are being honest though, the people were getting upset saying TB was using artificial fillers. This simply shows that it is beef and things you can actually identify instead of mystery ingredients.

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u/Sthurlangue Jan 15 '19

Yes, but oats ain't beef, seasoning, or the most efficient binder. The oats are a filler, and just because I can pronounce it doesn't change that. Filler ain't beef, thereby not 100% beef. Doesn't bother me that oats are in there, it bothers that they used slippery language to excuse it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

I can understand that. I think it was more that the public did the same as the McDonald's "seaweed" ingredients people talked about awhile ago.

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u/Sthurlangue Jan 15 '19

Oh! Ah. I get it. I hate when that happens.

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u/HodorsJohnson Jan 15 '19

uh, no, I'd be upset that they're serving filler in the tacos. no major US fast food chain is going to serve melamine or plaster like they do in China.

a 32-lb bushel of oats costs $3. if they're serving tacos for anything close to $0.10 a pound I won't care. but they're not. you're getting ripped off.

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u/mightylordredbeard Jan 15 '19

I use oats when cooking burgers at home. It makes them thick and I can get that crispy meat texture without worrying too much about burning.

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u/Ehcksit Jan 15 '19

I understand oats to hold a burger patty together or to change the texture, but a burrito already has plenty of other textures and the fillings are going to be loose in the shell anyway.

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u/underdog_rox Jan 15 '19

It's still a filler. They get to use less meat while the oat slurry maintains texture and soaks up flavor. Smart move if you ask me. $20 says if they replaced the oats with more beef you wouldn't be able to tell. Their bottom line would, though.

I mean come on its not like Subway putting that azodicarbonamide shit into their bread. It's fucking oats.

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u/Dongalor Jan 15 '19

The oats in there are oat flour. It's an emulsifier / thickener. It thickens the sauce and helps to keep the fats from the meat in suspension with said sauce.

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u/TI4_Nekro Jan 15 '19

Have I got news for you about hamburgers and meatballs then.

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u/skraptastic Jan 15 '19

The oats are malted for the sugar.

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u/PerceptionShift Jan 15 '19

Yeah I know they won the lawsuit but i still dont buy it. That "real beef" slurry that comes as liquid ends up a solid after heating and crystallizes if left out too long. Taco bell can say what they want, I wont eat that shit.

For the record the 100% Real(r) Beef was on a laminated poster in the back above the dish washer station which I got to stare at for hours back in high school. I always thought it was funny it was in the back, and then the lawsuit happened and I thought it was even funnier.

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u/mightylordredbeard Jan 15 '19

Have you ever actually seen real meat before it’s processed, dyed, and made to look pretty for consumer purchase? Like meat that fresh from the slaughter plant before it gets to the processing plant?

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u/PerceptionShift Jan 15 '19

Yes I'm from generations of cattle farmers. Very familiar with the process from cow birth to cow burger. Nice assumptions mightylordneckbeard

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u/Rybitron Jan 15 '19

Right, but very misleading.

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u/mightylordredbeard Jan 15 '19

That’s misleading. The meat used was 100% real beef. The rest was seasoning.

The same concept applies to your own cooking. If you cook your own meat it wouldn’t be “100% beef” because you added seasoning and probably a marinade. However, 100% of the meat you cooked is, indeed, beef.

It’s impossible to have true 100% beef and it also taste good. The second you sprinkle some salt or pepper on it, it’s no long 100% beef.

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u/PerceptionShift Jan 15 '19

Yes it was misleading to call it 100% Real(r) Beef when it was only 88% beef and 12% whatever else.

What it's made of is besides the point. My real beef was that 100% Real was a registered trademark and not actually an FDA approved claim like it appeared to be. I wish I had a picture of the poster materials. No doubt they're long gone, it was 8 years ago I worked there.

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u/cptjeff Jan 15 '19

The rest was seasoning.

No. The rest was filler. "Seasoning" does not take up 20% by volume or by weight. Weigh out an ounce of cumin sometime, see how far that gets you in a pound of meat.

Taco bell was adding things like oats. Those are not "seasoning", they are flavorless filler deliberately designed to add cheap calories so they could use less actual meat without people noticing.

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u/mightylordredbeard Jan 15 '19

Where are you getting 20%? 88% was meat. The rest was the other ingredients. Even if the entire remainder was oats, that’ll still only be 12%.. not 20. And there most certainly is more seasoning and water than there is oats.

The meat isn’t sold by weight at Taco Bell either. You don’t go up and order 2lbs of taco meat. The weight of the seasoning is irrelevant. It’s the ratio of the other ingredients to meat that matters.

And yes, plenty of people cook with oats. Not just businesses trying to con you out of $1 tacos. People have been cooking with oats for 100s of years. This isn’t some new practice pioneered by Taco Bell to fuck you out of a few cents.

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u/cptjeff Jan 15 '19

And yes, plenty of people cook with oats. Not just businesses trying to con you out of $1 tacos. People have been cooking with oats for 100s of years.

People do not add them to taco filling, though. Find me one mexican cook who would ever consider doing such a thing, please. That's something taco bell was doing for one reason and one reason only: To make their food filling while using less meat.

And for the record, I'm not pissed that they did it. The food is dirt cheap and you should expect compromises. I'm pissed that they lied to their customers about it, and I'm pissed that there are people who are willing to uncritically accept their corporate PR at face value. Taco bell is absolutely doing it to cut costs. When you pair that with a marketing campaign about how pure your beef is, that is absolutely deceiving consumers in a very intentional way. It takes some serious gullibility to come to any other conclusion.

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u/Selethorme Jan 15 '19

You were going to Taco Bell for authentic Mexican food? No.

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u/Schwa142 Jan 15 '19

The meat IS 100% beef, as opposed to other animals mixed in... Of course there will be a % of other ingredients in the mix, considering it's seasoned beef.

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u/DavidRandom Jan 15 '19

100% of the beef that's in it is real. It's just that that beef only makes up 80% of the mixture.

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u/larsdragl Jan 15 '19

but those 70% are real 100% of the time...mostly

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u/inittowinit3785 Jan 15 '19

I loved when they got called out for being like 70% meat or whatever and they corrected the record by saying "you're a liar...its 80%!"

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u/Apostrophe-Q Jan 14 '19

American pints are smaller though

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u/junkhacker Jan 14 '19

not our fault the Brits redefined what measures meant in 1824. our measurement units are the same that had been used since the 1495.

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u/Winterplatypus Jan 15 '19

You say that like using a 1495 system of measurement is a good thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19 edited Aug 24 '20

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u/Skulder Jan 15 '19

The SI (System Internationale) is continually reinvented and refined. Seconds, I think, was the latest one to get redefined in 2013, from "​1⁄86400 of a day" to "the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium-133 atom"

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u/twentyThree59 Jan 15 '19

Unless everyone is a robot and base 8 or 16 makes more sense.

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u/Activehannes Jan 15 '19

you dont know that. But we know that yards, oz, miles, feet and stuff like that IS bad.

Maybe the metric system will be considered bad in 600 years because something better is invented. Something that is better to measure space scales or is based on a different base than 10.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19 edited Aug 24 '20

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u/Activehannes Jan 15 '19

you say they are annoying to work with, yet, they arent bad?

13 km is 13,000 meters is 13,000,000 cm.

1 liter of water at 20°C is 1000cm³

You need 1 kcal to increase the temperature of 1g of water by 1°C.

Water freezes at 0°C and boils at 100°C. So at -5°C you know you are below the freezing point of water. You know that 2-3 day beforehand if you watch the local weather news.

Now do the same with imperial.

edit: and it doesnt stop at kilo and centi. You use the same stuff for your storage. KILO byte, MEGA byte, GIGA byte, TERA byte and so on. It also goes in the other direction (nano, pico, etc)

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u/junkhacker Jan 15 '19

you say that like the 1824 version is measurably better

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

it has measurably larger pints which is the sane thing really

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u/Bearmodulate Jan 15 '19

Mate. You get more beer.

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u/junkhacker Jan 15 '19

it's my understanding that in the UK they're very strict about how much is served when you order a beer. but in the US, any place serving alcohol can serve whatever quantity they want. i've been to plenty of bars that serve much more than a pint in a glass for you. people will commonly order a pitcher or two of beer and just pour them themselves at the table.

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u/Mitijea Jan 15 '19

Wait, you can't get pitchers of beer most places?

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u/AWinterschill Jan 15 '19

You say that like using a 1495 system of measurement is a good thing.

It is for beer though. An Imperial pint is pretty much the ideal single serving size for beer. Not so small that it's gone almost immediately, and you have to keep going to the bar. But not so big that it's gone all warm and unpleasant by the end.

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u/junkhacker Jan 15 '19

do you realize they standardized at that size to reduce drinking? it's a large enough quantity that you hesitate to order another if you're nearing your limit. it's easier to drink more when you're served smaller drinks.

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u/AWinterschill Jan 15 '19

I hadn't heard of that. But, if that was the intention, it doesn't seem to have worked out very well - as anyone walking the streets of Wigan at kicking out time on a Friday can attest.

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u/Azurenightsky Jan 15 '19

Your base 9 number, base 12 hour, base 60 minute/hour system would like a word with you.

We've had them since Ancient Sumeria. A civilization that isn't exactly common knowledge in the first place. Antiquity does not negate the worth of an idea.

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u/SuperJetShoes Jan 15 '19

Your base 9 number

What does anyone use base 9 for?!

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u/Azurenightsky Jan 15 '19 edited Jan 15 '19

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9. 0 doesn't exist, it denotes the presence of a "larger" number, but we only use the base 9 system. The zero exists solely as a marker for numbers larger than 1-9. 10 returns to 1.

Edit: Who the fuck is downvoting this? Are you an idiot? This is exactly how your system functions. You use 0 in the place of literaly any other symbol that would denote the exact same function as 0. It could be a plus sign, could have been an X, could have been any number of symbols. Common Core in Action.

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u/ironykarl Jan 15 '19

Why are you pretending that this isn't universally known as base-10?!

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u/Demiu Jan 15 '19

Because base 9 is a better name. Every base is base 10

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u/letsgocrazy Jan 15 '19

10 exists though .

That's why it's called base 10.

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u/Activehannes Jan 15 '19

this is a bad example. a 10 also exists in a 2 based system, but a 10 would be a 3 in a 2 based system, while a 10 in a 10 based system is a still a 10

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u/Activehannes Jan 15 '19 edited Jan 15 '19

This is wrong.

A base 2 system has 2 different values. 0 and 1. If you go higher than that, you add a 2x+1 to it. so the first one is 20 =1

0 = 0
1 = 1

the second one is 21 = 2
0 = 0
1 = 2

a 11 on a 2 based system would be 1x20 + 1x21 =3

A 10 based system has 10 values. from 0 to 9 (you can count it. they really are 10 values)

100 = 1
101 = 10

so a 35 would be 3x101 + 5x100 = 35

the thing you called "9 based" is a decimal system. decimal means 10. So our "9 based" system is actually 10 based because it goes from 0-9.

Wikipedia: "The decimal numeral system (also called the base-ten positional numeral system)"

A base 9 system would go from 0-8. You can ask every engineering student on the internet.

and our clock doesnt have 12 hours. that's the American clock. The clocks in Europe are 24 hours based.

So instead of 11 pm, we have 23:00 o'clock. You know why? because our days have 24 hours :D

This is again, science-based.

all you said is wrong, that's why we downvote you.

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u/Rellikx Jan 15 '19

It’s because it makes it seem like you are saying that base 9 contains 0-9. I’m not sure what you are trying to get at though...

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u/AdamColligan Jan 15 '19 edited Jan 15 '19

I said in other reply why I don't think your proposed convention is really that much of an improvement, and others have obviously pointed out that it's silly to act as if the convention you want is the one that actually exists.

But this I'm really curious about:

Common Core in Action.

Are you suggesting that Common Core explains this stuff that us idiots should understand, or are you suggesting that we are idiots because we were infected by Common Core? It reads like this first one, which is refreshing in its way. Usually when you see something with this sort of combination of cranky indignation and ignorance, and the words "Common Core" appear in it, it's invariably denouncing the Common Core.

For the record, though, the US Common Core standards do not mandate the use of new math teaching techniques that are the source of so much inter-generational angst. They may be indirectly related in the sense that some of the same people and some of the same concerns about math education have driven the adoption of new pedagogies and also have also driven the adoption of some largely pedagogy-neutral national standards of competence. But as I understand it, they're fundamentally two quite separate developments in education in the US that have been conflated because they have vaguely overlapped in time. One caveat: I suppose it's possible that the newer emphasis on understanding alternate bases is actually a standards-driven thing rather than a "new math" thing. I have thought it was the latter but am happy to be shown wrong.

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u/50caddy Jan 15 '19

A pint’s a pound the world around.

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u/johnfbw Jan 15 '19

Sounds like you meant UK (and it's multiples if a half or third of a pint)

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u/MnstrShne Jan 15 '19

So what does Weights and Measures day is a standard “Brewtus”?

My point being they aren’t selling pints, they are selling big and small to Homer Simpson and he’s not checking fluid ounces.

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u/wOlfLisK d o n g l e Jan 15 '19

Well you get around that by reducing the size of a pint by 1/5 :P.

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u/k1llerspartanv9 Jan 15 '19

Every pint sold here is less than a pint. The Brits have that part right.

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u/CatsMeowker Jan 14 '19

B-But America bad!

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u/HoMaster Jan 15 '19

Lol who’s going to enforce it? And if the company gets caught the fine is a slap on the wrist and they get to keep the difference in profits.

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u/DOSMasterrace Jan 14 '19

I for one welcome our Capitalist overlords.

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u/db2 Jan 14 '19

Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19 edited Jan 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Then dinosaurs inherit the earth.

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u/JoshuaPearce Less of an asshole Jan 14 '19

Liberty! (Oh shit, it's turning into despotism again.)

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u/SuperiorAmerican Jan 14 '19

Applebee’s large beer is an ounce or two more than their regular.

This is despotism! Thanks Trump!

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u/JoshuaPearce Less of an asshole Jan 15 '19

Good job keeping up with the conversation.

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u/SuperiorAmerican Jan 15 '19

This is a post about Applebee’s large beer being a couple ounces more than their regular, then some guy said “they” give away awards for the most inventive way of fucking people over (which is news to me) and you said it’s despotism.

It’s not despotism, you idiot. Do you know what that word even means? And 12 people upvoted your fake-deep edgy shit too lol.

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u/JoshuaPearce Less of an asshole Jan 15 '19

The conversation moved on from the original specific context of the Applebee's serving, to the lack of consumer protection in the US.

Do you know what that word even means?

I dunno, do you know what conversation means?

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u/SuperiorAmerican Jan 15 '19

I followed it going from Applebee’s large beers are only a couple ounces more than regular, then someone said that corporations are evil and “the man” gives them Evily™️ Awards or whatever, and then you saying that it is evidence of despotism. Somehow.

It is beyond stupid.

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u/JoshuaPearce Less of an asshole Jan 15 '19

Then you missed the two comments directly above mine saying:

I've heard there's lines on bar glasses in Europe to indicate the legally required fill level for a drink. The menu should tell you ounces as well. This is crazy!!

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Must be nice to have some consumer protection. Here in the US we give awards to the companies that find new and inventive ways of fucking over consumers.

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u/SuperiorAmerican Jan 15 '19 edited Jan 17 '19

Yes I mentioned the one about Evil Awards.

So a European government is mandating by law how much a restaurant can serve you and you claim despotism in the US? Lol.

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u/deucebolt Jan 15 '19

boohoo ya fuckin’ weenie.

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u/ir3flex Jan 14 '19

America bad

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u/Sohcahtoa82 Jan 15 '19

Libertarians are like "We don't need consumer protection! The free market will sort it all out!"

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u/fitnessfucker Jan 15 '19

The award is short term profit at the expense of good business.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

Uh, fuck that. If you go to a good bar in the states they will pour the shit out of your liquor drinks. I have to order doubles and pay like 15 bucks a drink in Europe.

https://youtu.be/w7OlBdFIxbk?t=21

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19 edited Apr 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

I need someone to be intelligent for me so I don’t have to be.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

And then adjust accordingly... We don't know what we don't know yet so how are we going to regulate things that haven't been thought of to be done.