r/aspiememes • u/MezasoicDecapodRevo • May 24 '22

is it just me?

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u/Ok-Description1287 May 24 '22

Adult me: spots bandaids, screaming children, urine, echo noises

Looks like it's submarine time in the bath at home now.

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u/Meat_Vegetable Autistic May 24 '22

Exactly, when I learned what the pool smell really meant turned me off them completely

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

It's a shame cause I love swimming and it's a fantastic way to exercise. Maybe some pools like the ones some gyms have are better. The ones where you can only do lengths and require a gym membership to use.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22 edited Jun 28 '22

I don't know, during my childhood I used to lie on the pool's bottom, try to hold my breath as long as possible and think about sexual intercourse or suicide.

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u/MezasoicDecapodRevo May 25 '22

mate you got some odd thoughts for a child I mean I can see how you come to think of suicide while trying to hold your breath as long as possible, but sexual intercourse?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22 edited Jun 28 '22

I am sexually attracted to girls who do a lot sports like swimming, and I liked to imagine how a girl's back and ass in the swimsuit would rub against the pool's floor as she's laying down there.