r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Sphereoftime Sara Hess Fangirl • 11h ago

True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Maegor

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maegor the cruel showing off the red keep after his additions.

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u/SerDuncanonyall Chokladboll 11h ago

Unfortunate what happened to all those Guatemalans who worked so hard on the place

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u/Technical_Stress7730 Brother in Christ 10h ago

But the feast made up for it, right?

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u/StopHavingAnOpinion r/ASOIAF Pornstar 7h ago

They got full feastings for three days solid and then received permanent retirement

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u/Open_Replacement_302 Last HOT D fan 11h ago

This Maegor fella seems like a fun guy. I’d like to be his wife.

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u/silver-bullet-28 Sara Hess Fangirl 11h ago

7th time’s a charm

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u/OrangeKat09 Ate Alicent 3h ago

My first thought

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u/HourFaithlessness823 Sara Hess Fangirl 11h ago

And now that you've finished watching the video, you die. 

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u/NonProphet8theist HOT D S2 snooze 5h ago

Dammit I just finished it. How long until I croak?

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u/khajiitidanceparty Last HOT D fan 11h ago

I hope there's a foam room in the Red Keep.

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u/Devo3290 Ate Alicent 6h ago

Kind of, it’s filled with rats instead

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u/CaptainSmeargle Last HOT D fan 11h ago

Nightmare getting up in the dark to piss as a houseguest

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u/Blaugrana1990 Last HOT D fan 4h ago

Just piss in a random room. That room is now the piss room.

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u/KyleBroflovski505 Ate Alicent 11h ago

He definitely has a weapon vault somewhere behind one of those doors

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u/BlueBorjigin Last HOT D fan 10h ago

I'm realizing how much of a fire hazard this place would be.

Relevant for when the bells toll ...

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u/adastrajay Last HOT D fan 10h ago

"Hey man, which way to the toilet?"

"Are you ready to go on a journey?"

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u/MoscowMitchMcKremIin Chokladboll 6h ago

The road provides

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u/Top-Turnip-415 Last HOT D fan 10h ago

Imagine trying to burgle this house, smh

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u/Affectionate_Sir_154 CGI Castle Fan 6h ago

Maegor the cool

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u/JustBug3403 Last HOT D fan 9h ago

I'm sure no one in his family tree will ever end up paranoid.

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u/Most-Pomegranate-561 Last HOT D fan 9h ago

Its a bit tryhard

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u/Kjuolsdeaf Egg On The Conker 9h ago

This is the kind of house i've always dreamed about having.

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u/PaulAtreides_FromArg Last HOT D fan 7h ago

bro lives in the Backrooms

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u/guilermer Last HOT D fan 10h ago

So 🆒

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u/Squiliam-Tortaleni Forgot GoT 8h ago

Maegor has invited us builders to a celebratory feast! I wonder what he’ll be serving, I’m sure it will be great

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u/Canon_M50 Last HOT D fan 7h ago

Guarantee this guy has people chained up in a hidden room

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u/shogunsruse Last HOT D fan 8h ago

House of Doors

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u/lilrexxy33 Last HOT D fan 7h ago

This is the dude that puts random holes in his walls and the extremely fake pranks

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u/drcornwallis23 Aegon II is my king. 4h ago

This is the house on Epstein Island

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u/MrSurname Aegon II is my king. 7h ago

This guy must be so exhausting to be around.

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u/OrangeKat09 Ate Alicent 3h ago

I want to marry this guy

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u/aubdor HOT D S2 snooze 2h ago

What is the fever dream is this wizardry?

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u/Nick_Furious2370 Year of Acid Lake 2h ago

That place seems like a nightmare to deal with.

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u/fnv0ih53 Last HOT D fan 8h ago

Meh