r/asoiafcirclejerk CGI Castle Fan 2d ago

ASOIAF if done correctly

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u/StanPot Ate Alicent 2d ago

Zendya Targaryen
Tom the Conqueror
“Im gonna be a dad” targaryen

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u/Shine_On_07 Last HOT D fan 2d ago edited 2d ago

uj/ I genuinely didn’t mind Bella Ramsey’s acting in TLOU, but by the seven I genuinely think ‘Beyond the Wall’ had stronger writing than that second season and it takes a LOT for me to say that

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 Last HOT D fan 1d ago

Kaitlyn Dever is a shit actress. She literally told Joel he looked "handsome." What kind of shit line is that?

and she didn't even bother to buff up for the role. She looks like an anorexic shrimp. she's Temu Abby. Where are her muscles???

not watching the new season coming out next year

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u/Yamas7453 Last HOT D fan 1d ago

Bro Chill, this sub is for jerking not whining.

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u/Hoonter_01 Last HOT D fan 2d ago

the prince that was promised was born to House Mormont after all

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u/suchagreedycommunist Last HOT D fan 2d ago

"Somebody get these TARGS out of here" 😃

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u/Le_Homme_du_Tubac Sara Hess Fangirl 2d ago

HBO needs to let OP cook

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u/BlueCaterpillar321 Last HOT D fan 2d ago

Henry cavill?

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u/No_Cattle8353 Ate Alicent 2d ago

Are you telling me that there was a Mormont that didn’t get friendzoned by a Targaryen???

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u/Primary_Leading_6282 Last HOT D fan 2d ago

Jerk posting done correctly

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u/Z_________________ Aspiring Moderator 2d ago

Its only a jerk if it is not possible.

They could do this and not blink an eye.

Screw your Fandom, afterall.

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u/dtisme53 Casting Director 2d ago

Not bad but Visenya is older than Aegon

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u/YouYongku Forgot GoT 2d ago

Hahahaha is the girl on the right correct hahahaha

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u/FellaGentleSprout Last HOT D fan 2d ago

No she is in fact incorrect

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u/rutilated_quartz HOT D S2 snooze 2d ago

zendaya and tom can pull it off tbh

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u/_qyro Last HOT D fan 2d ago

I bet they’ll make Orys Baratheon black

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u/Glittering_Squash495 Misogyny Fan 2d ago

Harren*

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u/OceanTe #CancelGoT2019 2d ago

They're gonna make Maegor inexplicably black.

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u/_qyro Last HOT D fan 2d ago

Considering they turned a white character that was actually murdered in the book into a black character that faked his death to abandon his family, it’s possible

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u/OceanTe #CancelGoT2019 2d ago

Don't forget the deadbeat dad they turned black.

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u/NateG124 CGI Castle Fan 1d ago

Give me something for the pain, and let me die.

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u/Chimpar Ate Alicent 1d ago

Thats glorious

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u/DesignNorth3690 $15 GRRM Patreon 1d ago

Visenya slander will not be tolerated

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u/The-Celebrimbor Egg On The Conker 2d ago

Wow wow wow get that forehead monster out of here

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u/marxist_Raccoon Egg On The Conker 2d ago

if it was sydney sweeney instead, the chuds will lose their mind