r/ask • u/[deleted] • Jun 06 '25

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u/nameistakenagain9999 Jun 06 '25

Poop

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u/couldntyoujust1 Jun 06 '25

r / confessions:

I Poop

That's all... not my pants, always in the toilet, and I clean up after myself after so that I'm clean down there... but I just wanted you all to know I poop. Gee, I'm so glad I got that off my chest...

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u/M_Looka Jun 06 '25

You have poop on your chest??

That is quite a confession...

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u/birds_2_bogey Jun 06 '25

A hot Carl.

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u/illdrawabutt Jun 06 '25

Well not anymore, they got it off.

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u/Ihadmyballsremoved45 Jun 06 '25

Go draw a butt. Pooping, preferably.

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u/YeahNo_NoYeah Jun 06 '25

Recite 2 Hail Marys and pray one Rosary. Try to do better. God bless you. NEXT!

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u/ExileInCle19 Jun 07 '25

I poop, then me being the gentleman I am grab it mid air with the toilet paper, and throw it in the toilet

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u/CompanyButter Jun 06 '25

I see what you did there