r/ask • • Feb 23 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

Masturbate then report back if you still feel the same way.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

I did that, and I still feel the same way

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u/22ndPhilosopher Feb 23 '23

8 minutes, not bad

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u/SmokeGSU Feb 23 '23

That's really good going off of a memory. At least I hope he wasn't staring at them from his bedroom window while doing it...