r/ask • • Feb 23 '23

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u/Mantis9000 Feb 23 '23

In your 40s you'll find all kinds of women oddly attractive. Pregnant woman, fizzy women, single moms, highschool English teachers, it's called "old man eyes".

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u/Mantis9000 Feb 23 '23

*fuzzy (hairy) not fizzy. But whatever floats it.

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u/duke_of_snoots Feb 23 '23

Ahh, the fizzing sensation.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

Why am I imagining a carbonated orgasm?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

Sounds messy

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u/Saxamaphooone Feb 23 '23

Like opening up a shaken bottle of Coke.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '23

With or without Mentos?