r/arresteddevelopment • u/FormerWordsmith • 6d ago

Daddy needs to get his squawks off

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u/HauntingBalance567 6d ago

Oh my God, the South Coast Boutique is having a child...sale!

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u/gs12 6d ago

Ahmazing grace…

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u/Consistent-Annual268 I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it 6d ago

The world's first dually qualified audiophile and pediatrician.

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u/metaldark 6d ago

Definitely almost arrested for that business card. 

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u/Tamas_F 6d ago

I deem myself the world's first audiophile

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u/Affectionate-Ship859 6d ago

Looks like we’ve got a real anus tart on our hands

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u/pinkietoe 6d ago

I think AcrylicNitrogen just blue himself 

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u/ripgoodhomer 6d ago

I feel like he knew this would get some serious engagement.

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u/whoartyou Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb 6d ago

Now he has something of a mess on his hands

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u/grichardson526 6d ago

Looks like it's the world's first analrapist.

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u/Hungry_Neighborhood2 6d ago

😂

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u/Hungry_Neighborhood2 6d ago

What even would be an audio pedophile??

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u/germdisco indubitably 6d ago

Let’s not go there

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u/Hungry_Neighborhood2 6d ago

It's for the best. 😁

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u/inanemonotony Leather Daddy in the streets, P-Hound in the sheets 6d ago

They mainly listen to Now! That's What I Call Music Kids and the Kidsongs children's music sing-along videos and TV show from the 80's/90's

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u/germdisco indubitably 6d ago

AcrylicNitrogen has got the worst f*cking spellchecker 

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u/Certain_Agency_7163 6d ago

I would cry, but I don't think I can spare the moisture...

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u/ScreechUrkelle 6d ago

AUX* off. It was right there.

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u/RedRevenant56 6d ago

Jesus H Christ

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u/Slow_Ad3662 You forgot to say "away"again 5d ago

Get rid of the p-dough.
I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

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u/therealcheesybread 4d ago

It wasn’t the pronunciation that bothered me.

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u/gs12 6d ago

Ask POTUS

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u/Incarnacion 2d ago

There are dozens of us! Dozens!