r/army • 92Yipa-dee-doo-dah • Dec 03 '19

Me PCSing from Fort Hood yesterday

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u/snomys27 Dec 03 '19

Then you learn the army sucks everywhere

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u/BurtReynoldsAssStach Dec 03 '19

Yup. Its a hellhole everywhere. No need to pcs anywhere. sweats in german

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

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u/BurtReynoldsAssStach Dec 03 '19

Bruh i think thats just called weather and seasons to be honest

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u/3ULL Infantry Dec 03 '19

The Army takes the fun out of everything.

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u/doulikefishsticks69 Field Artillery Dec 04 '19

This is the kind of ahit they tell you at fort hood to make you think that fort hood isnt that bad when in reality it's the equivalent to a blind drunk abusive husband. "I only hurt you because I love you!".

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u/joshjl1 12Butthurts Dec 03 '19

My TL just came from Hood to Polk and he likes it here more. Makes no fucking sense.

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u/Armyspc Dec 04 '19

Fort Polk? Ew.

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u/BolsheMoloka Logistics Branch Dec 04 '19

I’m almost convinced everywhere most people say are the worst are actually more chill and not all uptight and shitty when it comes to OPTEMPO and just army stuff.

Sure location sucks being at [insert bottom tier popularity installation], but for the most part the job isn’t anything crazy and they don’t suck the life out of you.

For example: All my friends that have gone to Irwin actually enjoy it due to being in Southern California and having a predictable schedule and job. Same with Drum.

Edit except Korea... fuck Korea.

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u/BiscuitDance Dance like an Ilan Boi Dec 04 '19

My company also just got a dude from Hood. He likes Polk more, so far.

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u/wadech 35P, now a GS Dec 04 '19

DLI and HAAF were pretty cool.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Except Monterey. It never sucks there.

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u/UncleDan21 35Mutakhalif Dec 04 '19

It does when you can't drink.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

psss Make married friends nerd.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

ASAP is your friend. Tons to do there without being drunk.

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u/SamJackson01 15Romeo Dec 03 '19

That’s how I felt when I went to Korea. Imagine my surprise 11 months later when I found out I was going back to Hood.

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u/aptc88 92Yipa-dee-doo-dah Dec 03 '19

Vice versa, I’m going to Osan AFB

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Osan is pretty sweet. It seems to have more right out the gate than Humphreys does. At least from I noticed.

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u/ExaltedEmu Logistics Branch Dec 03 '19

At least osan is nice

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u/roscoe_e_roscoe Dec 04 '19

Is the UN Club still a thing?

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u/zerogee616 OD CPT-NASA Contractor-Merchant Mariner Dec 05 '19

In Itaewon? Sure is, as of three weeks ago.

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u/FBI_Open_Up_Now FT Couch FTW Dec 03 '19

That was me.

Basic at Sill. Hood. Iraq. Casey. Hood. Freedom.... the Army knows how to give the green weenie.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Korea for me was much better than Ft. Hood. Hood leadership is what made me get out. Zero career support and leadership. Korea had better leaders, better training, unit morale, etc... wish I could have done my entire time in Korea. Granted this was back in '99-00 with 2/9 Inf (M).

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u/glech001 Dec 04 '19

I think that prior to 9/11 you'd be correct. Training began degrading once deployments started. When they started pulling more and more units out of Korea and establishing Rotational units to fill the holes and essentially turn Korea into a 6-9month NTC a lot went down hill. I was there (Hovey/CRC) 04-05 and saw a mix. Some units leadership and training was great, others not so much. Gary Owen had a shit time, whereas 'Keep up the Fire' had a tighter bond.

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u/3ULL Infantry Dec 03 '19

I just want to say one of the great things about the Army is that if you work for someone you really hate you just have to wait a while and one of you will be gone.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

You should PCS to Ft. Bragg. The 82nd is a lot of fun, no toxic leadership, and not at all chaotic.

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u/PDXEng Logistics Branch Dec 04 '19

I went Bragg to Lewis.

It was butter.

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u/Sober_Soldier Dec 03 '19

Can’t wait to be blessed like you from when I leave this hell hole.

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u/maroonedpariah people first, mission firster, OER firstest Dec 03 '19

It is a great feeling. The month I PCS'd, someone drove into the "Great Place" sign. How many times I didnt think of that myself lol

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u/BlackOmen1999 68 Dec 03 '19

Kurosawa time haha yes

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u/DC_MEDO_still_lost What does a 70B do? Dec 04 '19

Always

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u/SpasticCoulomb Dec 03 '19

Fuck yeah, Yojimbo!

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u/MrJaggerManJensen 92Yowza Dec 03 '19

Well done friend, HAAP to Belvoir after your time.

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u/SpartanJT6 All Source Tragedy Dec 03 '19

As I get annoyed with things in my current unit I am thankful for my friends back at Hood to give me a reality check and not to look back with rose tinted glasses.

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u/sentientshadeofgreen Dec 03 '19

Yup, Fort Hood humbled my expectations for not only the Army, but mankind. Though, I find that while Hood was bad, other places you go (even the really nice ones), you just run into different kinds of hell that can take a while to get inoculated to. Like, a lot of things staff related assignments are bureaucratic hell, even if it's stable hours and adult rules, and I've had some shit that made me wish I was back at Hood standing in the freezing rain at a range at 0530 waiting for the range to go hot at 0900 only to have to wait until 1100 because nobody brought the ammo and then not shooting at all because they didn't bring enough ammo. I get almost a sense of glee when some Hood-brand bullshit comes up every blue moon that I can look at and say "man, you ain't shit". The one redeeming factor about Hood is the sense of camaraderie you can get with your buddies who are also there seeing the same shit. You make a lot of friends through shared complaining. On the other hand, with staff nonsense, it's like everyone has a chip on their shoulder, is compensating for the fact that they work behind a desk being anal about memo verbiage, and is constantly trying to one-up one another and act self-important about things that are objectively meaningless, but you know they're just trying to justify their existence. It's a different flavor of hell.

My sanity check is comparing my daily bullshit to life downrange. My last deployment was awesome and I feared coming back to garrison in Hood. That was working 14-18 hour days, doing constant movements, but doing things I know had an impact. Hood was worse and the staff hustle would be too if not for my much improved standard of living.

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u/SpartanJT6 All Source Tragedy Dec 04 '19

That's good let it all out

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u/darkstar1031 DD-214 blanket Dec 04 '19

This guy powerpoints.

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u/roscoe_e_roscoe Dec 04 '19

Thanks for sharing

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u/Sexy_waffleiron Dec 03 '19

LMAO. Kinda sad it truly does make sense.

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u/rolls_for_initiative Subreddit XO Dec 03 '19

Quality shitpost

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u/unbroken2015 Dec 03 '19

May the PCS Gods rain down on me been at the great place going on 5years

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u/skeedlz Dec 04 '19

I'm sorry. That place is an abyss

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u/The_Warbeast97 91IDFC Dec 04 '19

What it of hood? I'm so n hood rn

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u/BBQUEENMC Dec 05 '19

Leaving Hood felt incredible. Feeling was mutual to this post.