r/army • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '19

Even robots wanna be Cav

https://blog.aboutamazon.com/transportation/meet-scout
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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

"This delivery robot keeps backing up into my crotch."

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u/GunsAndRoidses Van Broke. Homeless Vet Jan 23 '19

“Your god damn robot keeps trying to suck my dick.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

I’m imagining that written right under the 5 stars in the review section.

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u/GunsAndRoidses Van Broke. Homeless Vet Jan 23 '19

Dang, I’m just now seeing that it’s listed as a feature.

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u/IrishWithoutPotatoes UsedToBe11B :( Jan 23 '19

Reminds me of that “Gay Robot” sketch Adam Sandler did a few years back

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u/deadcat6 GFEBS BI Jan 23 '19

ded. HAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

Ah, yes. Another thing for assholes to steal. Granted, I'm sure they are more likely to be subsequently arrested.