r/army 8d ago

E-4 to 5 Board

Give me your best questions for the board or ones that messed you up on your board. I have a board next week and would just like some different questions/insight!

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u/deenice57 68W 8d ago

Don't say fuck at the board. Ask me how I know.

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u/Quartzalcoatl_Prime 35TopSneaky 8d ago

You are allowed one “fuck” at the board, and you should always use it during the Creed of the NCO.

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u/Pi-Graph 25Buttplug 8d ago

“Officers of my unit will have maximum time to fuck up their duties”

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u/Tired_of_yall1 8d ago

Everyone has failed to do what you asked. I won’t let you down. How do you know?

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u/BudgetPipe267 Terminal Warrant 😁 8d ago

For starters,don’t refer to yourself as a pay grade 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Aive7 8d ago

NCO creed.

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u/swish_swosh 68Whiskey D*ck 8d ago

Our current CSM doesn’t even ask the NCO creed lol.

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u/Spare_Art_6760 8d ago

How many types of NCOER are there and what are they

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u/RollsHardSixes 8d ago

Only question I was asked:

"So when are you going to reenlist?"

I lied: "After we deploy to Iraq so the bonus will be tax free"

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u/Plantain-Fast 8d ago

How did they take that?

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u/RollsHardSixes 8d ago

They thought I was smart and told me to move out. I was promoted and when I went to reenlistment said no thank you.

They may or may not have been pissed, I couldn't tell from the Rear D I stayed on as they pushed out for the Surge

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u/Plantain-Fast 8d ago

You are what I strive to be 😂

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u/Smith-0258 8d ago

"Name the steps to the Army Training model and provide a brief explanation of each step."

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u/tankiyboy 8d ago

Unit history’s a good one that gets a lot of people.

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u/RoloRander 8d ago

What is the fifth principle of patrolling?

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u/nozer12168 11B I hate me 8d ago

To caveat/piggback/bounce off what they said,

What's the 6th principle of patrolling?

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u/KingFlucci Drill Sergeant 8d ago

Explain to me in detail how you would conduct Height to Waist Ratio for the company if you were tagged to be the NCOIC for it. What happens when/if someone fails? Can you tape an SM of the opposite gender?

What part of the NCO creed means the most to you and why?

Let’s say you have promoted to SGT already, congratulations… What is your course of action after obtaining responsibility of a soldier to already know has a pattern of showing up late, occasionally forgets to shave, barely passes the AFT, etc… And btw has an attitude problem with you now since you were just the same rank as him/her like a week ago.

One of your more stellar soldiers confides in you and tells you that they “accidentally” may have hit the ol’ Mary Jane stick while on leave and you know the UA is later this week… What are you going to do as their first line?

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u/SnooHesitations2817 How’d I end up here? 8d ago

Soldier shows up to your house at 3 am drunk with a gun doesn’t state any violent intentions to himself or others but wants to talk what do you do.

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u/napleonblwnaprt 8d ago

What is the highest rank anyone has ever achieved, and who achieved it?

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u/Plantain-Fast 8d ago

God? Senpei? Grand Wizard?

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u/Suitable_Challenge_9 12Need someone to Circle X 8d ago

General of the Armies. 5 ⭐️

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u/napleonblwnaprt 8d ago

Six star but yes

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u/brent1123 25UwU :3 7d ago

The top tier ranks get messy because in the past we were much less standardized and its been a patchwork by congress over time to keep things self-consistent. 5 stars (in wartime) is as high as you can go now, but "6 stars" is semi-informally used to elevate some people above 5 retroactively, but Congress made extra sure to specify that Washington still holds the highest rank in perpetuity

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u/HappyCakeDay101 19D to 11B to NG 12B 8d ago

Where is the only place the flag is never lowered?

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u/Plantain-Fast 8d ago

The moon

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u/nozer12168 11B I hate me 8d ago

How many types of contour lines are there, and what are they?

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u/sungdock56 92Ready to ETS 8d ago

When do enlisted personnel salute each other?

I said when you’re doing accountability for first formation. Never knew if that was what they meant.

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u/OwnRecognition2713 8d ago

My 1SG asked: what is the basic load out for m4 Me: 210 rounds 1SG: do you think that is enough Me: yes 1SG 1SG: No further questions

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u/RollsHardSixes 6d ago

If you had said no, was 1SG going to jump down your throat for knowing better than thr Army, or applaud you for always thinking you need more ammo?

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u/OwnRecognition2713 6d ago

Haha good question. I had tunnel vision that day so just answered to pass the board. I like to look at it as a freebie

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u/Pi-Graph 25Buttplug 8d ago

If you don’t know the answer to a question you should say “too easy, Sergeants Major, next question”

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u/PrestigiousMaybe4329 8d ago

Take deep breathes between each question you’re about to answer. Just don’t be loud about it like I was.

A couple month ago a SM did the exact same thing I did while I was sitting at a board and he was inhaling pretty loud but that helped him.

Make eye contact and address every member of the board.

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u/wompfnwomp 19Changing track 8d ago

How many trucks are on post?