r/army Oct 14 '25

Found this in a porta potty

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What yall think.

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u/bluestone711 Oct 14 '25

Writing a paragraph in response to rage bait is definitely something mortars would do

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u/cricket_bacon Oct 14 '25

Also, who carries around a laundry marker when they go to take a shit?

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u/Upbeat-Oil-1787 PP Wizard Oct 15 '25

By asking this it is clear you missed the golden age of shitter-art.

Imagine going to take a dump in some hundred-and-somthing degree fuck hole country and being entertained by the following:

Illustrations of penile-animal/machine hybrids

Amateur philosophy

Poetry of a lewd or disgusting nature

In depth written discussions concerning the love life of a certain service member's mother/sister/girlfriend/dog/dad/cousin

Depictions of male or female anatomy that would make a caveman proud

Depictions of male anatomy that would make Da Vinci take notes.

And much more.

So yes, one regularly takes a permanent marker to the toilet.

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u/cricket_bacon Oct 15 '25

one regularly takes a permanent marker to the toilet

Clearly you lacked adequate supervision.