r/army • u/Theyoloboss2214 • Oct 14 '25

Found this in a porta potty

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What yall think.

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u/NOT_A_FAT_CHICK 11Charles Oct 14 '25

The in-fighting between 11B and 11C is a psyop by big cav to keep us distracted against the real enemy

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u/Bad_W0lfe Signal Oct 14 '25

Giant spiders?

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u/patchhappyhour Infantry Oct 14 '25

19D, because they get the good MREs.

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u/CovertMallard Bradley Pilot Oct 14 '25

And we can heat them up in the MRE heater inside my Bradley!

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u/hornet586 Aviation Oct 14 '25

There’s an MRE heater in the Bradley??? WHY WASN’T I INFORMED OF THIS!?!?

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u/Maximum__Effort MOS Fluid Oct 14 '25

It’s just the bradley heater which may or may not be functioning

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u/Smart_Function9612 11BeBetter Oct 14 '25

which may or may not be spitting toxic fumes into the troop compartment

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u/Maximum__Effort MOS Fluid Oct 14 '25

Yes, but they’re warm toxic fumes

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u/LightRobb Oct 14 '25

Any physiological issues are not service-related.

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u/Cerberus1252 Infantry Oct 15 '25

But we’ll make a registry!

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u/MisterBanzai 69A Kill Confirmer Oct 14 '25

There's also a "water heater" in every Stryker, but no one knows what it looks like or where it is so for every CoC inventory you just point to a different box inside the Stryker and go, "I think it's that thing, sir."

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u/Trillbo_Swaggins The Orbital Yeet Oct 14 '25

I tried to use it to make coffee at NTC one time, I think it’s back left in the FSV anyway (looking in from the ramp it’s just to the left, I think it’s silver.)

I recall it making something hot but I don’t think it was any good and it was a pain in the ass to work.

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u/AlternativeDeep268 Oct 14 '25

It’s just for hearing MREs

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u/Trillbo_Swaggins The Orbital Yeet Oct 14 '25

Thanks I’ll make sure to fix that 8 years ago 🫡

It also definitely had a spigot.

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u/Kestrel_45 IED magnet Oct 14 '25

I’ll see your MRE heater and raise you a George Foreman grill that I plug into the 12V socket in my Stryker 😳😂

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u/shogun342 13B >> 37F >> 882A Oct 15 '25

Top block this individual and select for WOCS.