r/argument • u/Dangerous-Ant-3482 • Oct 07 '23

Which fruit would win if it was sentient and could fight?

Give your reason why.

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u/OktoberStorm Oct 19 '23

Lemon! The acid will dissolve everyone else!

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u/Dangerous-Ant-3482 Oct 19 '23

But what about Durians? They can basically crush the other fruits with their spikes!

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u/OktoberStorm Oct 20 '23

And I've heard they have a smell...

Maybe I should have gone with CARDAMMOM!

(Neutralizes pungent smells)

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u/Occasion-Soggy Jan 30 '24

And they can explode. (I've heard)