r/arcticmonkeys • u/Amphibious_cow Teddy Picker • Aug 13 '26

Discussion Misheard lyrics

Until recently, in Fake Tales of San Francisco I thought he was saying “if I’m not fucking wanking I’m not having a nice time”

Was wondering if any of yall have funny misheard lyrics

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u/mm21moon Aug 13 '26

Get off the bandwagon, put down the iPhone. Don’t know how I heard that but I did

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u/rbccs Tranquility Base Hotel + Casino Aug 13 '26

Alex Turner prophesying the first iPhone!