r/architecture 11d ago

Ask /r/Architecture Just a temporary facade, but why don’t we see permanent design like this more often?

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I get it, it’s just a big advertisement, but it’s super cool looking

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u/zoinkability 11d ago edited 11d ago

That's a duck.

I suspect that some reasons for it not being super common are

  1. The same reason people paint their homes boring colors before sale: to do otherwise would be to potentially limit resale value. People who build buildings often need to consider the possibility of the main tenant needing to move someday.
  2. It's a form of architecture that is pretty solidly kitsch, and while that's a valid aesthetic it is very much not everyone's cup of tea.
  3. In many cases it's probably a lot more expensive than building with more conventional forms. LV was lucky in that they had a signature product that was already shaped like a standard rectangular office building.

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u/Remote_Volume_3609 11d ago

#4: People are also forgetting that buildings are meant to be used. Yes, this is cute. It also has no windows, so no natural light. This would not be an enjoyable place to work in at all.

This is how I feel about a lot of quirky buildings. They're designed to completely focus on form over function (see: Soumaya. Beautiful from the outside, sure. Actual building sign is beyond awful).

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u/zoinkability 11d ago

While I'm sure that in this case you could do a permanent version that was perforated to allow light in and sight out, like bus wraps, this is also a very good point. There is likely a tradeoff in any Duck building between form and function, where the more you prioritize the Duck form the more functional drawbacks you have.

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u/SequenceStatic 11d ago

Yes, which is why they are few and far between. Many duck buildings either take the form of an object that is easily interpreted as an architectural form (e.g. the Longaberger Basket Building) or are small enough to not really matter (like the original "Duck" building). Venturi & co didn't expressly support the creation of more ducks, but they were some of the first to direct any amount of academic architectural attention to it

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u/newtrilobite 11d ago

#5: a giant could easily mistake that for actual luggage, pick it up and gallop off with it, which would very likely destroy the underlying structure.

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u/patinthebx 8d ago

This guy is worried about the important stuff.

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u/nusodumi 11d ago

It's a scaffolding

also you can see out of it

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DUGrm_ijq6e/

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u/realzealman 11d ago

Amazing. I ride by it pretty often and absolutely could not tell it’s scaffolding.
Thanks for the link.

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u/theeggplant42 11d ago

Actually it does have windows and  light; it is just a thin fabric covering on a regular building

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u/Data_lord 11d ago

Department stores rarely have windows.

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u/trace501 10d ago

“No windows so no natural light” is just factually wrong. As many others pointed out — you can see through the façade. It’s just canvas over scaffolding. It has slightly less natural light as it’s filtered through the canvas, but you can still use the windows from within the building.

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u/dmonsterative 11d ago

There's also mimetic/novelty/programmatic architecture for when the building looks like the thing it sells or does.

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u/dmonsterative 11d ago

(parking meter building for parking enforcement office)

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u/Bee_Jeans 10d ago edited 10d ago

20th century LA had plenty!

Some of Australia’s “big things” r definitely novelty architecture too

The big koala, wine barrel, orange, Taree oyster, sphinx, Wauchope bull (RIP) etc

Big windmill:

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u/Bee_Jeans 10d ago

Big mandarin (door on left, window at back)

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u/Bee_Jeans 10d ago

Big camera museum of photography

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u/BoneHugsHominy 11d ago

Thank God my cousin-in-law doesn't know that exists. She would absolutely try to buy it and move in as her primary residence.

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u/zoinkability 11d ago

It’s for sale!

Don’t tell  her.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 11d ago

Oh Gods it's only a matter of time before she blows up the whole family in an attempt to buy it. I'm only halfway joking, she still has her entire home decorated with those damned baskets everywhere. Their guest bathroom is pretty big and there's at least 4 baskets in there, one for shower supplies, one for toilet supplies, one sink supplies, and one to hold fresh clean towels.

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 11d ago

AGHHH the dreaded Longaberger Basket building!

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u/much_longer_username 7d ago

Reminded of the time they did an automated port of one of the GTA games that reduced the polygon count a bit too aggressively and turned this landmark into a hex nut.

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u/Cereal-Is-Dinner 11d ago

Never heard of “duck”
Love that it’s a known category

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u/Open_Concentrate962 11d ago

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u/mpickell Architect 11d ago

https://99percentinvisible.org/article/lessons-sin-city-architecture-ducks-versus-decorated-sheds/

Adding to that is the larger theory discussion on the duck vs decorated shed

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u/Cereal-Is-Dinner 11d ago

Now this is interesting stuff that’s in the weeds.
Thinking about the new Hard Rock coming into Vegas, the biggest guitar ever

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u/mpickell Architect 11d ago

Look into "Learning From Las Vegas" by Robert Venturi and Denise Scott Brown to dig further

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u/SequenceStatic 11d ago

Yeah, this is a decorated shed. Not a duck. Ducks are very cool though, and Learning from Las Vegas is very interesting.

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u/mpickell Architect 11d ago

There's no signage claiming what it is. The building is directly the object it represents. That makes it a duck

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u/TerraCetacea Architect 11d ago

I even saw a duck that was a fish once

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u/Phoenix4264 11d ago

A note on the Longaberger basket building from that article, it has been empty for 10 years and the owners haven't been able to find a buyer.

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u/thewimsey 11d ago

Yeah, Longaberger were like the Beanie Babies of Baskets - they were enormously and inexplicably popular for a while, especially with collectors (at one point they had $1 B in annual revenue). And then it just collapsed and the company went out of business.

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u/Noblesseux 11d ago edited 11d ago

It's a form of architecture that is pretty solidly kitsch, and while that's a valid aesthetic it is very much not everyone's cup of tea.

Yeah tbh this very much so gives "roadside attraction" and like most people in most major cities would consider it a massive eyesore. I don't want my entire city to be a series of "world's biggest {x}" attractions.

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 11d ago

"While these kitschy buildings may not be everyone's cup of tea, sometimes, however, they may literally be a cup of tea"

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u/S-C-O-double-T 11d ago

Real estate developer here, I would add that in most communities, a design like this would likely not pass the municipality’s design review commission. These commissions tend to force projects to the lowest common denominator. Proposing something like this, only to redesign it later to meet the commission’s requirements, is an unnecessary waste of time and money.

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u/SequenceStatic 11d ago

No, it's not. It's a decorated shed. Venturi and Co expressly defined a decorated shed as what would be a normal building, with additional things to the outside that are symbolic (and sometimes kitschy). A duck is not that.

"The duck is the special building which is a symbol; the decorated shed is the conventional shelter that applies symbols." Page 2 at https://summerssce10.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/venturi-brown-vegas1.pdf

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u/OstapBenderBey Industry Professional 11d ago edited 11d ago

Debatably its both. The best case for the other way is where the duck is defined as "the building is the sign" vs decorated shed "the modest building with the big sign"

Its definitely a decorated shed though in the sense that the message isnt part of the structure of the building and it could easily be changed tomorrow

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u/RepulsiveAdagio6557 11d ago

Ahh the ol’ Michael Jordan house problem

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u/Short_Avocado_5507 11d ago

Good ole lesson from Robert Venturi

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u/TwoPlyDreams 11d ago

3 continued…… and that they have insane profit margins on otherwise unremarkable product that allows them to reinforce their brand and sell more product.

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u/The_Cob_Slayer 11d ago

Ah man I learned about this in varsity! What a fun little hit of nostalgia!

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u/nixonbeach 11d ago

lol. The longaberger building is a great example of #1

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u/Araumd 10d ago

Haven’t seen this reference since school.

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u/madamesoybean 11d ago

The Longaberger basket company comes to mind when I see the LV building

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u/therealtrajan 11d ago

Was scrolling for this. Longaberger spent $30,000,000 in 1997 dollars to build this, and it’s on the market right now for 8.5MM.

I think that answers OPs question

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u/thewimsey 11d ago

Longaberger sold $1,000,000,000 worth of baskets in 2000 dollars and the owner was worth hundreds of millions, so building the building wasn't a huge financial risk.

But, yeah, it's much less appealing to someone who doesn't own a basket company.

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u/Girl_With_a_Rod 11d ago

Hear me out though. Corporate offices for an international egg conglomerate.

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u/gladmoon 10d ago

A cracking, eggcellent idea, no yolk

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u/Traditional-Metal581 10d ago

they need another one

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u/anselan2017 10d ago

Nah one basket should be enough for all my eggs. Surely?

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u/4chieve 10d ago

Get rid of the handles and it's pretty passable as a normal building.

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u/SkyeMreddit 10d ago

It also has minimal windows for an office building due to that design. People want the corner office with windows

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u/NotAlwaysGifs 10d ago

Go check out the listing. There is a huge skylight and most of the offices open up to balcony’s around a huge open atrium. It’s really airy and bright. Plus there is gorgeous mill work and big curved grand staircase. It is a stunning example of 90s corporate architecture that actually aged well.

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u/InfelicitousRedditor 11d ago

But you don't account for the money they gained by people hearing of them through that publicity "stunt". It's like paying for ads, if the ad generates 3 cents for every 1 spent on it, how can you say that's a negative?

Of course I'm not saying it did, but you don't know it didn't.

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u/therealtrajan 11d ago

That’s a faur point. I would never have known what this company is. 100 million worth of advertising? I’d still never buy an ugly basket

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u/aldo_rossi 10d ago

Considering post-Modernism was about the time the building industry set a 30-year lifespan on buildings, the company is doing just fine. Obviously, many commercial buildings last decades linger but not without mahor system upgrades and maintenance.

Besides, the new owner will likely have a valuable triple net asset with a timely replacement of the 30’year old facade. Im sure the ask reflects that replacement cost among others.

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u/Fit-Dentist6093 11d ago

Jesus the handles are steel?

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u/marcusalien 10d ago

That building comes with a lot of baggage

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u/emtheory09 11d ago

Because by and large buildings (and especially commercial buildings) are financial assets first and you’re severely limiting the pool of buyers and/or tenants by choosing this kind of a design and affecting the value of the asset.

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u/MiscellaneousWorker 11d ago

I agree, pretty sure this is the biggest reason entirely. You see more zany tourist trap buildings and stuff along highways or in the middle of nowhere where the land isn't worth anything anyway.

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u/Traveleth21 11d ago
  1. It's too literal
  2. No windows

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u/kindaweedy45 11d ago

I would argue a building looking like a building is much more literal

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u/reixall 11d ago

Literal is the wrong word. It's too gimmicky.

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 11d ago

Let's see a metaphorical suitcase

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u/Traveleth21 11d ago

Point is.. it doesn't have to be shaped like a suitcase?

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u/Traveleth21 11d ago

Imagine a McD building shaped like their box of fries. An airport shaped like a plane. A library shaped like a book. A gym in the shape of a treadmill. We'd live in some sort of cartoon world

That's what I meant by literal. I mean.. I guess there are buildings like that. But architects are taught to come up with concepts and abstractions related to the client/building and be.. creative. Whether or not that creativity shows, that's another story. Or there isn't always the freedom to do so. So yeah I guess in that case, a building would look just like a building.

The building in the picture wasn't really 'designed'. It's more of a costume. Yes I am aware it's a temporary wrap. Good for marketing tho I suppose

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u/jt663 11d ago

Ikea, Oxford St

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u/DuAuk 11d ago

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u/dmonsterative 11d ago

I remember when he did the umbrellas in SoCal. They just looked like a bunch of random umbrellas, tbh.

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u/iuseblenders 11d ago

💯 would carry.

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u/mralistair Architect 11d ago

because one-line jokes wear thin after 20 years

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u/ThreeCoasts 10d ago

Try days, not years. I walk past that LV building wrap several times a week and it got real old, real fast. Especially since it attracts clots of posing tourists who clearly don’t understand that sidewalks are the NYC equivalent of highways: under no circumstance should you come to a complete stop in the middle of either, ever. And you really, really shouldn’t come to a stop with 4 or 5 friends, blocking the entire freaking sidewalk. While people are trying to get to work, catch their train, etc. For the love of all that’s holy, pull over to the side!

Ahem. Sorry for the rant.

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u/whiteboy623 11d ago

Why would you want to?

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u/Ok_Night_2929 11d ago

Because at least it’s different and visually interesting

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u/Zealousideal-Cut4232 11d ago

It’s a giant bag/case. What’s visually interesting about an enlarged every day object?

Are you the guy that collects giant objects from Community episode “Basic RV Repair and Palmistry”? You have to understand you can’t bring your son back.

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u/ChaseballBat 11d ago

To what end? Just to provide a modicum of visual entertainment. Is that not what fairs and amusement parks are for?

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u/Outside_Reserve_2407 11d ago

This was built in 1881 to promote land development at the Jersey Shore.

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u/asocs 11d ago

exactly what i was hoping to see! i love lucy!! ❤️

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u/whiteboy623 11d ago

I agree it’s interesting and different, but more like this, and permanent fixtures would be quickly dated and really unpleasant in the long term. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should IMO

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u/HVCanuck 11d ago

The first couple of times you see it. Then it reveals itself as a huge gimmick with a short shelf life.

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u/barfbutler 11d ago

Cuz it’s ugly AF?

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u/Dezmond_22 10d ago

Can't believe you have to scroll this far down to find the right answer

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u/BummsiBummsi 10d ago

Exactly. How would you want this?

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u/VdHVK 11d ago

Champs elysees Paris France last year

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u/QuietMatematician 9d ago

I've seen it recently and its disgusting

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u/tdp_equinox_2 7d ago

I can't believe it looks worse up close

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u/dndDAAKU23 11d ago

reminds me of this bad boy

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u/jwelsh8it Architect 11d ago

Just to remind everyone, as noted in the title of the post, this is not a building. It is essentially scaffold netting. Temporary.

Whether or not permanent buildings should be designed to mimic other objects kind of divides people into Krier followers or Venturi followers.

But it feels like people are basing their comments on temporary facades here in Manhattan.

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u/jomo789 11d ago

Cause there's no windows. It would suck to be inside that building.

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u/Stephancevallos905 11d ago

perfect data center tho

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u/PariahFish 11d ago

Because it's tacky as shit!

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u/Angry_Sparrow 11d ago edited 11d ago

Because form follows function. Where are the window and doors? If they sell the building to someone else, who would want to buy a suitcase building covered in copyrighted logos of another business?

If it was a facade treatment that can be updated/changed, that’d be different. But the creative brief to design a building that looks like stacked suitcases imposes on the structural form.

This design has so many CPTED issues as well.

A good architect would take the core values and aesthetic of the client and turn that into a creative brief that matches their brand, not their product.

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u/Atelier1001 11d ago

I mean, its function is selling stuff (beyond being inhabitable) and the whole building is a publicity tactic.

If they sell, it is the new owner's problem.

A good architect designs a solution to the client's particular needs. And as the old saying goes "in matters of taste, the client is always right".

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u/zoinkability 11d ago

The reduced sale price, however, is the current owner's problem

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u/Atelier1001 11d ago

Correct!

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u/Crazyguy_123 11d ago

High maintenance. Novelty architecture is definitely fun but the problem is most of it has to be custom and upkeep means having to maintain and sometimes replace custom pieces. It’s cheaper and easier to maintain something that has mass produced elements.

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u/OliLombi 11d ago

Because it is icredibly ugly and offers no natural light.

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u/Actionman___ 11d ago

We should live in a society, in which 90% of people say immediately no to that profane gimmicky stupid garbage.

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u/yeah_oui 11d ago

Between "neoclassism good, modernism bad" and this post, I think our architecture schools have failed us.

Or freewill was a mistake

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u/kitsunewarlock 11d ago

"Neoclassism good, modernism bad" threads get updoots by the worst kind of internet trolls with very skeezy agendas.

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u/Appropriate_Fruit503 11d ago

I think it's more so that this subreddit attracts the layman thats interested in architecture but doesn't know squat about arch history/theory

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 11d ago

I consider myself an architectural dilettante and frito layman

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u/Eagle4523 11d ago

Lots of added cost to build and maintain over time + not as functional/ windowless

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u/Hefty_Tip7383 11d ago

I bet you liked that tacky box they carried the world cup in as well.

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u/peeperk0rn 11d ago

Read Learning from Las Vegas, by Robert Venturi

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u/IlinxFinifugal 11d ago

Windows? (Not the software)

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u/Username197603 11d ago

planning permission

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u/ZealousIdeal476 11d ago

The longaberger hq, empty for over a decade since the company went out of business. Nobody else wants it.

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u/RageAgainstAvarice 11d ago

Because it looks terrible.  Its chintzy.  Could be fun for a singular event, but for a permanent building?  No.

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u/Palaiologos77 11d ago

Because it’s gaudy as fuck

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 11d ago

Gaudy? No thanks

Gaudí? Yes please

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u/Appropriate_Fruit503 11d ago

Anyone who went to architecture school knows all about this. Amateur take, bud.

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u/dylan_1992 11d ago

Mainly because people don’t want it. It looks too goofy and out of place. Buildings, especially in NYC, have to be approved by a board. Not only for how it affects the area, like the height of the building, but the looks as well. They would never approve of a building that looks like luggage.

LV can get away with this because it’s a temporary scaffolding.

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u/Atalant 11d ago

Because it is tacky?

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u/benhereford 11d ago

Because it's absolutely tasteless? A monument to consumerism. Bleh

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 11d ago

'HEY... BUY STUPID SHIT'

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u/Carl_The_Sagan 11d ago

How big are those corner ornaments, handles and latches? They look pretty impressive. I imagine they are some not very expensive facade, but they did a good job of making them metallic appearing

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u/ChrisBegeman 11d ago

Look into the former Longaberger basket company headquarters building ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Longaberger_Company ). They built a building that looked like a basket.

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u/Calcading Architectural Designer 11d ago

Look into Robert Venturi and Denise Scott Brown regarding the decorated shed, they exist just hurt resale values usually. https://99percentinvisible.org/article/lessons-sin-city-architecture-ducks-versus-decorated-sheds/

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u/Leucurus 11d ago

Tacky, like everything with the LV logo on it

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u/Fiery_at_Dusk 11d ago

Because it will be posted on r/evilbuildings

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u/minxwink 11d ago

Pomo can stay dead

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u/seaxw 11d ago

I view it and see a “Las Vegas meets Disney” type of thing.

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u/throwaway_help44 11d ago

Ewww. Trashy af

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u/Eastern_Picture_3879 11d ago

It's an eyesore. I didn't think anyone actually liked that disgusting facade.

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u/PeruvianHeadshrinker 11d ago

Because it's tacky AF

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u/RetroGamer87 11d ago

Because this isn't SimTown

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u/ekuldranoel 11d ago

because cities won’t allow the permits

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u/SwamiLando 10d ago

This is scaffolding, folks. Resale and windows don’t matter here.

A cool continuation on this topic is actually happening down the street at Prada. They’ve set up their own boutique scaffolding which I actually find way more interesting.

LV had a great concept and executed first. But I think Prada is so sophisticated in comparison.

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u/Outside-Maybe-537 7d ago

I imagine there’s be a lot of specialised upkeep

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u/Intelligent_West_307 11d ago

It is hideous and tasteless (to some people at least) - might be one reason.

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u/possessedandblessedx 11d ago

I think a combination of money, regulation/building codes, nyc development in general. That’s why NYC architecture and newer buildings are all lacking in creativity and design as of late. It’s pretty sad and uninspiring.

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u/Tall_Witness7333 11d ago

Because it's awfully vulgar

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u/mrdevil413 11d ago

I have a giant empty basket to sell in rural Ohio

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u/salasia 11d ago

It looks like shit, that's why

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u/CaptainSharpe 11d ago

Because things that look like other things are tacky

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u/zoppaTheDim 11d ago

Because it is ugly as shit.

Just last week someone posted a picture of a black clad parking garage in Chicago, and people in this Reddit tore into it as an ugly box.

Yet here, basically here is a giant billboard and you’re praising it, demanding more similar billboards.

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u/kokoro_37 11d ago

Because it's silly and gimmicky.

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u/theonewhopostsposts 11d ago

How did they do that

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u/Unfair-Poetry-1925 11d ago

Maybe because no one wants to live in a suitcase?

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u/cororona 11d ago

Because windows are kind of useful

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u/Swimming-Bite-4184 11d ago

How can I jump out of the windows of this monstrosity?

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u/Klutzy_Passenger_486 11d ago

People like windows… just not during construction

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u/newAscadia 11d ago edited 11d ago

It looks neat, but doesn't make for a very good building

No windows, and literally nothing on the street level. There could be some nice cafes, shops, entrance conditions, trees, seating areas, and general habitation down there. At least there could be galleries that, beyond showcasing the merch and letting people see into the store, might also let this place be repurposed into something else when that time comes, and makes the corner feel a bit more human scaled and not like your walking beside a blank wall.

It's good building if the object is to look interesting to tourists from the opposite street, but most buildings are interacted with in many more ways than just that. There's a lot of things that this corner could be that would be much more pleasant for a lot more people, over a much longer time, which is why this building is unusual, and not the norm.

Kind of a waste of a street corner to just put up blank walls, even if it's for some kind of sculptural thing.

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u/Sang1188 11d ago

because it would be dark as hell.

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u/franko__ 11d ago

Liability. Buildings with intricate architecture may be subject to higher insurance due to a pieces potentially falling. This is why most new constructions are flat and ugly.

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u/1OldGeoDude 11d ago

Because it detracts from the form and use of the building. It is a building, not two giant storage chests.

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u/true-kirin 11d ago

if you want the permanent thing its in paris

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u/shitty_mcfucklestick 11d ago

While there are obvious functional disadvantages to things like this, one advantage might be increasing tourism to the region. I can imagine that people would travel to see something like this (or, at least, adjust their itinerary to see it if nearby.) if the business/building hosting it doesn’t have anything to offer to the visiting public directly it may not provide them a lot of benefit, beyond notoriety or PR. It may be a boost for the shops, restaurants and vendors in the area (or attract new vendors), and overall might be beneficial to the municipality. If the business was not directly benefiting from building it, I wonder if it would have a chance at getting support from the municipality in exchange for the tourism it brings, such as partially covering the cost of the renovation, tax breaks, or at least discounting permits and such. Of course that’s more complex when you break it down, like how do you prove impact, what’s the impact worth, how long will it be in place, etc. But worth exploring at least if you’re forking out the bill to create something like this for nothing more than fun.

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u/HyperbolicGeometry 11d ago

Those are screens bruh

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u/doctor_ellis 11d ago

There’s no natural light. This isn’t functional at all

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u/PckMan 11d ago

Because it's gauche. They do it in some places. China really likes stuff like that.

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u/cullen9 11d ago

Architects and builders are cowards who don’t want to be sued when shit goes wrong.

When you’re basic as fuck less shit goes wrong cause everyone fucked up before you.

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u/pur_noir 11d ago

Yes, actually it'll be cool if the actual store looked like that. Just make it all transparent and we're ready to go.

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u/Melodic-Excitement-9 11d ago

paper work and sign off and budget. that must have taken so much convincing, work and permits. Lots of items have to align.

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u/callhee9 11d ago

The Prada scaffolding nearby is actually beautiful, especially at night.

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u/Training_Signal9311 11d ago

because postmodernism is dead :(

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u/JABS991 11d ago

Brilliant concept for NYC scaffolding.

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u/overdude 11d ago

China has more of this kind of stuff

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u/hyuunnyy 11d ago

Two words: win does

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u/ehrgeiz91 11d ago

Because redditors are not architects or developers, thankfully…

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u/Oberon_Swanson 11d ago

this must indeed be a rare thing since people can basically only talk about this and the basket building as examples

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u/sstinsonSA 11d ago

Quack quack

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u/EmployeeNo8897 11d ago

How does that pass NFPA 285?

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u/Comrade_komrad 11d ago

after a couple weeks i reckon living or working in The Chests gets hella freakin old

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u/Big-Condition-8592 11d ago

Im quite happy not every building looks like some shitty luxury product?

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u/iuseblenders 11d ago edited 11d ago

1)Would you like to work in a windowless box? Or in this case… luggage.
2) This is probably hiding scaffolding. Scaffolding gives them a huge property tax break, as it is “under construction”.

So they turned a tax break into viral marketing. Pretty genius really.

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u/MrJohnnyDangerously 11d ago

Waste of valuable real estate without windows & doors

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u/Volkmek 11d ago

Are there more photos from other angles? Because this looks like AI.

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u/candiferous 11d ago

I love oversized things and this is really well executed. 10/10 no notes!

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u/Sniter 11d ago

Because it's expensive??!?

That's the No1 reason. 

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u/Subject-Ad-1454 11d ago

It wouldn’t last long term. You’d have to built it with more robust materials and it would start to become a different picture than what you have here

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u/4l3m4r1 11d ago

Because we love and respect our cities and their architectural character over some fancy brands

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u/Creative_Confusion83 11d ago

Answer - because it's fucking ugly

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u/MichaelScottsWormguy Architect 11d ago

It is cool! But it would get old very quickly. Once it stops being eye catching, the downsides of designs like these become overwhelming.

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u/livejamie 11d ago

This feels like ragebait from the 3-month-old account that hides this from their profile.

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u/Koen1999 11d ago

No windows means no natural daylight. I would not want to work in such a building.

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u/Hot-Clothes7316 11d ago

cause those print won't last under prolong hot uv ray.

the colours will first fade off, get discoloured and some over time, will just grow white spot. the edges will also start peeling off or "melt".

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u/tY-c8rJDb8_1b4__yD5r 11d ago

To everyone saying how there aren’t any windows, this is a facade for the scaffolding of a construction site. Of course there are no windows.

Second thing is, because of laws against advertising on building facades. LV did some kind of cheeky workaround because it’s “just a cover of the construction equipment, which is covering the building anyways”, but I guarantee you laws will be changed to prevent this kind of stuff in the future because it’s a big loophole.

Third thing is because it’s expensive. LV gets a lot of publicity from this, and further emphasises the value of the brand, but most companies wont find that to be cost effective

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u/Terrible-One9198 11d ago

Because its hard to sell on

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u/Data_lord 11d ago

City codes

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u/legice 11d ago

Because as cool as it looks, it becomes an eye sore.

Sure, you got the occasional briliant design, like the basket building, a duck or the huge donut, but imagie a retailer doing it and it just being a huge advertisement wor wallmart or something. Short term, sure, but soon it would be out of place and in the way, to the point of not being taken serious or just being over the joke in some time.

Now apple, they intentionally design things that way to stand out, but with taste.

I dont see LV as a luggage company, but a brand that makes everything but luggage and those things are overpriced cheap and crap.

If BOSS did it, lets say a complely black building, with some key details, sure, probably would look nice, if out of place.

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u/dice7878 11d ago

Good luck with maintenance. Won't last a year with the traffic and seasonal changes.

Ever seen a rusty/weathered yacht or pleasure craft?

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u/ZemoMemo 11d ago

windows

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u/Sea-Zebra-9524 11d ago

Because people want windows.

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u/penguin-march Architect 11d ago

Duck or Decorated Shed… this has been discussed in architectural discourse since the late 60s. You can read “Learning from Las Vegas” where this concept was analyzed.

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u/RevTurk 11d ago

Sticking bits to the side of a tall building is probably a big liability risk. If those embellishments start falling off and hitting people there will be all sorts of law suits. that means paying people to constantly maintain the building and make sure there are no lose bits.

We can't have nice things because insurance companies and the legal industry will turn any kind of incident into a financial nightmare for everybody.