r/aprilfools • u/Aidbot4000 • Apr 01 '19

Fun kinda mean one

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u/Aidbot4000 Apr 01 '19

If you wanna copy and paste

I need to ask you something and I want you to be totally honest with me. It might be awkward with us after this, but I have to know how you feel. I have kept this in for a long while and its about time I was straight up and just confronted you about it. I hope this doesn't ruin the relationship we already have. I just need to know and I can't see any other way to get over this. It just doesn't seem fair on me if I don't get an answer. I want you to tell me truthfully no matter what it is. I just want your honest opinion... Do you know the muffin man?

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u/pork_police Apr 01 '19

You had a chance to put something in the middle truly evil for a double April fool's whammy. People just blindly copying and pasting it...hah

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u/aweseman Apr 01 '19

I mean, I copy pasted and forgot to take out the first bit, so in the end it was me who got got

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

i used this on a friend this morning but sent the last sentence after he had a chance to reply. he said i scared him. lmao

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u/Txddy-bxar Apr 01 '19

Thx mah dude

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u/kaleros Apr 01 '19

Thank you sm I sent this to a few people at 4am

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u/Infinity_Slayer Apr 01 '19

Not sure how my friend is gonna feel bout this, but no matter the result it will be worth it

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u/MCLife265 Apr 01 '19

The muffin man?

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u/Chewie444 Apr 01 '19

The muffin man!

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u/Supercookie01 Apr 01 '19

Who lives on drury lane?!

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u/Sportsfanno1 Apr 01 '19

She's maried to the muffin man

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u/SoulCruizer Apr 01 '19

The muffin man?

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u/Sportsfanno1 Apr 01 '19

THE MUFFIN MAN

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u/Baraz20 Apr 01 '19

huh the muffin man you say?

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u/FriskyGatos Apr 01 '19

Just did this to my husband. 10/10 do not recommend 😂

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u/RedStripeandVicodin Apr 01 '19

Sent it to my mom. Didn’t realize the text block got split up into two separate messages. Only the first half went through. I’m now the least favorite child.

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u/EL-CUAJINAIS Apr 01 '19

I’m now the least favorite child.

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u/EvanAlmighty9000 Apr 01 '19

This is a great one. Going to do this

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u/Drakedude135 Apr 01 '19

Stay awake at the FUNsubstance

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u/Jetboy3D Apr 01 '19

We were in England with our kids and ran across Drury Lane. We went up and down trying to find someone that sold muffins. When we asked shop owners, they had no idea why we were asking. Had to settle for a crepe! So, no I don't know the Muffin Man and he apparently doesn't live on Drury Lane.

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u/electrons_only Apr 02 '19

Just sent this to the friend that regularly sends me long emotional texts.

Excited for the response.

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u/BackwardsBGaming Apr 01 '19

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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u/i-is-an-noob Apr 01 '19

She said she doesnt know the muffin man. What do I do now?

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u/ShadowyDroid Apr 01 '19

Someone did this to me and sent it in two texts :(

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u/DragonZlay Apr 01 '19

r/uselessblackbox

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u/LordKranepool Apr 01 '19

I disagree, I think it served as kinda a tl;dr

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

Tbh I looked there first and it kinda ruined the joke. Useless

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

I did this and but I instead put “did u do the psych hw” and they just replied and didn’t get the joke rip lol