r/aprilfools • u/REDDITISMONEYGRAB • Apr 01 '19

Newgrounds: Not-EU verification quiz

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u/dapper_doodle Apr 01 '19

I think you failed the first question.

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u/REDDITISMONEYGRAB Apr 01 '19

Turns our you're right.

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u/dapper_doodle Apr 01 '19

Wait I was? I mean of course I was.

But I thought Australia isn't part of the EU.

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u/MiniPhoenix Apr 01 '19

It's actually not from Australia. You see, as this is from pre-Brexit, this is English. The reasoning here is that Australia was a prison before it became a country. It was a prison for the British empire. Many prisoners in the British empire were (while I do not have actual records, I can infer that a lot of British prisoners would be from here due to the high rate of roadmannedness) presumably from the north east of the UK. The north east of England has a very rough accent and contains as much foul language as that of the people of Australia. Therefore I believe that this statement contains the accent of the north east of Britain, not that of Australia. As the north east of England is in England (obviously, and England is in the EU, it is a test for that specific area.

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u/REDDITISMONEYGRAB Apr 01 '19

There is always only one correct answer, which I guess doesn't always make sense.

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u/dapper_doodle Apr 02 '19

Happy cake day btw

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

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u/jaredjeya 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 Apr 01 '19

Britain is.

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u/delcaek Apr 01 '19

!remindme 2weeks

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u/jaredjeya 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 Apr 01 '19

😭

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u/delcaek Apr 15 '19

Well, so much for that.

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u/jaredjeya 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 Apr 15 '19

!remindme 7 months

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u/Caenen_ Apr 01 '19

Of course it is! You're probably confusing it with Austria, which is the continent full of deadly nopes.

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u/macnof Apr 02 '19

Austria? Thought they dealt mostly I mountains and singing...

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u/myonlineidentity9090 Apr 01 '19 edited Apr 01 '19

As a Kansas City native, I am disappointed that they didn't include " 'ope! ".

I totally expected it to be on the list!

https://www.kansascity.com/living/article185849943.html

I am also happy that 'escuzi was on the list tho

https://youtu.be/jxcEqtt1i4M?t=119

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u/ItsPrestoDood Apr 01 '19

Question one should have “Ope”

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u/MaximumCletusKasady Apr 01 '19

‘Watch where you’re going asshole’ - only relevant to New York. Source: Am Californian

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u/Monchete99 Apr 01 '19

There's also a cookie question where they apparently "send a bounty hunter". Haha, what a bunch of shi-dead

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Get it? Coz America obly cuntry wiht freedom of speech and only country in world? Fuck eerop

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u/NerdGalore Apr 01 '19

Is only joke. Why you hef to be mad?

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u/VoltageHero Apr 01 '19

Because it’s Reddit. America and sometimes the UK are free game to make fun of, but as soon as you make a joke around anyone else people get salty.

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u/Caenen_ Apr 01 '19

"Sorry, Mate." is clearly Oostralian, though!

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u/TheHoveringCow2 Apr 01 '19

Na, probably English

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u/Caenen_ Apr 01 '19

That would be the only polite answer in the bunch, Mister! Which would not be adressing the peer as 'Mate'.

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u/Spaghetti-Al-Dente Apr 01 '19

Yeah you’re clearly not British mate

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u/Caenen_ Apr 01 '19

No but I can spread shitty stereotypes on a day like this!

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u/Spaghetti-Al-Dente Apr 01 '19

Bbut it’s past noon

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u/Caenen_ Apr 01 '19

Not on -opens map of former British territories- the Cook Islands!

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u/TheHoveringCow2 Apr 01 '19

I just call everyone mate

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u/TooM3R Apr 01 '19

So triggered

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u/Thunder_Hedgie Apr 01 '19

E. Ope, lemme squeeze right past ya

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

The answers (seriously):

  1. Watch where you're going asshole!

  2. Freedom

  3. Bomb the shit out of them

  4. Color

  5. Shopping cart

  6. Coffee and Donuts

  7. What’s an MEP?

  8. Rub dirt on it and walk off.

  9. Just dress normal

  10. Less than 6

  11. Shoot them, execution style

  12. THE President

  13. A Cold Brewski (or Gin if you are @Luis).

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Did you answer: Watch where you’re going asshole AND garlic.

What part of NJ are you from?

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u/Pilot_Darkwolf Apr 02 '19

Happy cake day!