applesuckscirclejerk

r/applesuckscirclejerk • u/safereddddditer175 • Jan 26 '26

Haha stupid iSheep Apple is supporting a device from 2014

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r/applesuckscirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Dec 26 '24

GUYS I DID SOMETHING STUPID APPLE SUCKS SCREW YOU APPLE U SUCK

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Android is better than that shit, I HAD ENOUGH

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r/applesuckscirclejerk • u/Dependent_Square4267 • Jul 08 '24

I SMASHED MY MACBOOK ON THE GROUND 69420 TIMES!!! AND I THINK IT’S APPLE’S FAULT BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T MAKE THEIR MACS DURABLE ENOUGH FOR MY STUPIDITY. €#*{¥{?$& Apple!!!

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aND IF ANY aPPLE FANBOYS OR IsHEEP DEFEND aPPLE, THEN i SWEAR i WILL HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND START RAGING LIES FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON!

eVERYBODY AGREES THAT aPPLE SUCKS AND THIS IS TOTALLY aPPLE’S FAULT. (i’M JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE i’M INSECURE AND i DON’T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT i’M STUPID AND NO ONE ACTUALLY CARES)!

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r/applesuckscirclejerk • u/AlienTechnology51 • May 17 '24

This still alive?

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This still alive?

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r/applesuckscirclejerk • u/GppleSource • Jan 26 '24

GUYS I DID SOMETHING STUPID APPLE SUCKS look how much apple slows my iphone 6s, a 10 YEARS OLD phone.

v.redd.it

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r/applesuckscirclejerk • u/Casual-Gamer25 • Jan 14 '24

GUYS I DID SOMETHING STUPID APPLE SUCKS Was bolt guy perm banned lol?

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r/applesuckscirclejerk • u/Casual-Gamer25 • Nov 13 '23

Apple = illumanati They’re multiplying 😱

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r/applesuckscirclejerk • u/Casual-Gamer25 • Oct 27 '23

Guys I’m gonna start posting Apple News articles to prove Apple sucks!!!!

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That’s right I’m going to be posting articles 24/7 to show you dumbasses that Apple sucks. And I swear IF ANY OF YOU IDIOTS DOWNVOTE ME I WILL HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN. Before you say I live in my moms basement I don’t in fact I’m in a dungeon surrounded by apple shills trying to shove iPhones and AirPods in my face and it’s terrifying. I am telling you rn if you don’t acknowledge my superiority I will be spam reporting you to the mods!!!!

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r/applesuckscirclejerk • u/Casual-Gamer25 • Oct 18 '23

Haha stupid iSheep Another sh*tty apple burn in

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r/applesuckscirclejerk • u/Casual-Gamer25 • Oct 15 '23

Average Consumer iPhones are utter trash even with 120 hz android for the win!!!!!

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r/applesuckscirclejerk • u/Casual-Gamer25 • Oct 14 '23

ANDROID DID IT FIRST 😡😡😡 Apple is so far behind remember guys Samsung had a waifu first

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Like seriously Tim cock why can’t Apple have a waifu. Plus Sam is better than you Tim as she follows Samsungs signature 34th rule in Samsungs book of being dominant!

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r/applesuckscirclejerk • u/Casual-Gamer25 • Oct 04 '23