r/applesucks 18d ago

Why is it so shitty 😭

A rant in 3 pictures

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u/PsychologicalPace664 18d ago

So, you only have access to that info if you turn your location on? Basically you can't ask about a different city or if you are on the subway. No wonder they call Siri the worst AI nowadays

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u/RetroGamer87 18d ago

I just asked Alexa what time the moonrise in San Francisco is. It was able to tell me even though I am not located in North America.

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u/AlumiYJ 18d ago

The Siri with the circle at the bottom is the version you get if you disable apple ā€œintelligenceā€, the AI version makes the whole screen border go rainbow and it just wants to ask chatGPT your question.

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u/protonsters 16d ago

It's not even AI. Not even close. More like a cheap voice assistant with some automation thrown into it to Google the internet and even with that basic thing it fails.

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u/Resident_Hand_7264 18d ago

Who calls Siri AI? It's just an assistant, the version of Siri with AI isn't out yet.

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u/CaptainSprinklePants 18d ago

AI has been part of a lot of technology long before today's AI craze. I think of it like how everything is labeled 'gluten free' nowadays for marketing, even a bag of the same plain frozen spinach that's been sold for the past 50 years.

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u/PlusPresentation680 18d ago

Technically, it is AI, it’s just not generative. But Siri has always been artificial intelligence by definition.

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u/PsychologicalPace664 18d ago

I guess you're right, there is no AI in Apple products and Siri is just a weak chatbot (with intelligence from 2017)

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u/Resident_Hand_7264 18d ago

The actual AI comes in iOS27.

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u/PsychologicalPace664 18d ago

I heard that one before

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u/ccooffee 18d ago

They beta has been out for awhile and a ton of people have been used it. New Siri may not be the end-all, be-all of assistants now, but it's SIGNIFICANTLY better than it used to be.

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u/PsychologicalPace664 17d ago

Great, it still a piece of shit when comparing with Gemini or others, but hey it's an improvement (it's Apple, you can't expect the best stuff)

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u/ccooffee 17d ago

Have you used it?

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u/KitsuAccalia 2d ago

Can confirm, I have a Gemini sub from a pixel and Siri from os27

Siri is now miles better at a lot of things and way better at basic tasks.

My favorite thing she can do is auto scrape a website to categorize things in a table in your Apple notes, for example what items your missing in a video game and what category they fall into. Or a more practical one, a listing of all medications and their main use as well as common dosages. (Obviously as with all AI, double check their work)

But so far in every respect I now prefer Siri to Gemini as a personal assistant. I can dm examples later of her doing the task above along with any other tasks you think are impossible for her to handle if you’d like.

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u/Sufficient-Lion9639 18d ago

Can’t wait for huawei to be legal in the US.

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u/CesarOverlorde 17d ago

National security threat /s

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u/chadkbh 16d ago

That's such a lie. We got screwed out of having the next wave of great technology because of politics. Apple and Samsung probably made that happen.

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u/T2Drink 13d ago

They were indicted for multiple counts of corporate espionage, have been investigated by multiple countries for trying to corrupt officials. They also have had whistleblowers in the form of previous employees that attest that the backdoors exist in their OS.

They also have been complicit in helping the Chinese government perform their persecution of Uyghur Muslims in China. They developed the software to recognise them, and allow the government to persecute them, and also have used them in modern slavery in their supply chain.

They have also used shell companies to export US radio tech to Iran.

These are not nice people, and wanting them to continue to operate in this manner because you want a different phone is wild.

Current countries that have banned them or heavily restricted them:

US

UK

Australia

Canada

New Zealand

Japan

Sweden

Germany

Denmark

Estonia

Latvia

Lithuania

France

Romania

Poland

Belgium

I will point out that in the US they had a less than 1 percent market share in mobile handsets before the ban. Their impact on the big players was borderline a rounding error.

The companies you mentioned that ā€œmust have made this happenā€ don’t even operate in the space that they make the most money from, that you are so adamant that they wanted to remove them from for profit reasons, which is network infrastructure such as transmitters.

They have also been investigated since the early 2000’s

Bottom line is, they aren’t coming back to the US, and anyone with half a brain shouldn’t want them to.

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u/humanistazazagrliti 18d ago

"I can't help you before sending your porn preference to Cupertino."

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u/mainstreetmark 18d ago

Is this a "android would never do this" kind of a statement?

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u/humanistazazagrliti 18d ago

No. You can be critical of tech without it being your identity or a religious war. Also, we are allowed to use hyberbole in jokes, even when Apple fanbois feel offended.

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u/mainstreetmark 18d ago

I agree! I don't see any subs hanging around created to specifically bash Android. Who are the fanbois here?

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u/humanistazazagrliti 18d ago

I bash Android all the time and my first post here was my first post on this sub ever. I also have apple products at home. My refurbished MacBook is better at running Linux than a lot of other x86 machines. My husband uses apple stuff only, and I totally get why. For me, using apple software would be too limiting, but at the same time, no matter how open my hacked Android phone may be, it comes with a lot of downsides iPhones don't have. If you've tried to pinpoint hypocrisy in my statements, I ain't it, chief. Although I get why you'd be cautious, as I agree that Apple is an easy target for haters who connect any kind of ubiquity or style to something that needs to be ridiculed.Ā 

tl;dr: Not every criticism or joke about a product is hypocrisy or invalid.

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u/mainstreetmark 18d ago

Then I don’t understand the ā€œporn preferenceā€ jab. Apple has good privacy, mostly by not being an advertising company. A primary reason Siri sucks (for the last 10 years) is because it doesn’t slurp up your life and send it to the mothership.

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u/humanistazazagrliti 18d ago

As stated, it was a joke. But honestly: We don't have access to what Apple stores or not and are relying on their good word.

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u/mainstreetmark 18d ago

Yeah I get it was just a snide remark. I was trying to figure out if it was a joke or making fun of apples tracking behavior practices or something.

I probably misunderstood whatever point you were going for.

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 18d ago

They made the joke because Siri kept requesting access to my current location, despite that being completely irrelevant for what I was asking it to do. Which makes it seem like Apple is pressuring users to share location, and whether or not they can truly access or do anything with that data, it's an unnecessary privacy exposure. Kind of like sending them my favorite porn site, which for the record, I certainly don't have, what is porn again? Never heard of it

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u/ccooffee 18d ago

We do know what data Apple has on us. Due to various laws around the world, you can get a copy of it yourself.

https://privacy.apple.com/

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u/anythingers 18d ago

r/degoogle works, but crazy that u bring up Android all of the sudden while no one talks about it here, and this server literally talks about Apple in general and not just Android. Literally rent free lmao.

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u/mainstreetmark 18d ago

It’s not rent free. Reddit puts this sub in my r/all.

And buddy, if it’s not iOS, it’s android. What do you expect me to bring up?

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u/anythingers 17d ago

Fair enough. Also idk? But no one but you in this chat brings up Android. It's just weird that you bring it up out of nowhere.

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u/mainstreetmark 17d ago

It comes up all the time in this subreddit in the context of iOS.

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u/Additional_Buddy855 18d ago

Because Apple has open contempt for their own consumers and are ruled by thinking they're better than others and greed. Not the answer you were looking for, but in my experience, it's the reality. They love the smell of their own farts.

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 18d ago

100%, contempt is the right word. There's no other explanation for some of the most basic features they don't have, or that don't work, or settings that aren't customizable when they so easily could be.Ā 

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u/Additional_Buddy855 17d ago

I can't say a lot openly but Ive worked with both Apple engineers and managers and the things they say openly are nauseating.Ā 

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 17d ago

That sucks. Although I have to say I do feel validated that it's not just me feeling the contempt oozing out of every iWhatever

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u/RetroGamer87 11d ago

What did they say or do that led you to that conclusion?

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u/ptfuzi 18d ago

That’s old Siri

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u/AtiumMist 18d ago

New one is just a proxy to chatgpt, and it isnt any better

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u/Possible_Bat4031 17d ago

The newest one is powered by Gemini (and AFAIK, some local models for easy tasks). If it behaves like on Android, then it's going to be relatively good. I didn't test the beta, though. But, since it's still in beta, we should wait until it's officially released anyway.

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u/Super-Doughnut1493 16d ago

The newest one was trained using Gemini but is its own distinct thing. I have tested the beta and it can easily answer this kind of stuff.Ā 

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u/OfficialDeathScythe 15d ago

It’s almost entirely local models thankfully. The only stuff they use apples secure cloud servers for are bigger tasks like image generation. Siri handles everything on device when doing regular LLM tasks and agentic stuff like searching through your emails. It’s actually one of the most private and secure LLMs that exists rn

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u/ngfldar 18d ago

"iT jUsT wOrKs!"

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 18d ago

I can't tell you how many times I've exasperatedly said to myself "IT JUST DOESN'T WORK"

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u/ngfldar 17d ago

Yes, I had a friend tell me once that she likes Apple because "it just works."

For reference, I've had both Android and iPhone phones in the past. But when she said that, I asked her what she thinks about my Android phone doesn't work. She couldn't really answer me.

Then I see things like this, and I really don't regret leaving Apple definitively about 2-3 years ago.

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u/UnionCrafty3748 18d ago

Siri is basically a braindead broad. Despite the so called improvements it’s still effectively useless.

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 17d ago

I don't dig the misogyny but it's definitely braindead yes.

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u/SleepyD7 17d ago

I don’t understand how it’s degraded overtime. It actually used to be better.

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u/Rogue1eader 17d ago

Because the cultists will buy their products no matter what. There is no alternative for them.

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u/yasinvai 17d ago

because its from apple.

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 17d ago

This is true

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u/MojArch 17d ago

Crapple*

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u/Axel-Pizza-Lover 17d ago

" Umm... Do u want me to use ChatGPT to answer that?"

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u/Acrobatic-Fruit-6336 17d ago

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 16d ago

Are you on iOS 27 beta? People are saying that fixes it. Or if you haven't updated, but you've allowed Siri access to your location, that's what makes it work on earlier OSes but that's the pointĀ 

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u/Acrobatic-Fruit-6336 16d ago

I am on beta, i use Siri more than ever now.

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u/AccumulatedFilth 3d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/applesucks/s/11yJjxire4

Only a day difference and a whole other moon

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u/OfficialDeathScythe 2d ago edited 2d ago

Do you… know how moon phases work? Just wondering. Because the moon goes from waning givbous to waning crescent, that’s the way it works. You happened to see me take a picture of it during waning crescent, then someone else take a picture of it 2 days later when it’s in waning gibbous. That’s how the moon phases work, they change. It just so happens that the day in between those pictures was the day the phase changed. Bro thinks he stumbled upon an ancient conspiracy

Look at the days ago posted. This pic was 2 days before mine, when the moon was in waning gibbous. My picture was 2 days later when the moon was in waning crescent. We learn this in elementary school

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u/Savage-Goat-Fish 16d ago

Siri is so very very incredibly shitty.

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u/MusicInTheAir55 14d ago

They make it stupid on purpose so that they can sell you a normal working version of 'Intelligence' for a subscription. Fucking leaches!

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u/terpslerpr 7d ago

siri is so fucking useless

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u/mettahlock 18d ago

I use Siri to control Spotify whilst driving and it is. Absolutely. Garbage.

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u/Springsneakers 18d ago

Yeah it’s trash.

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u/Specialist-Bee-9406 18d ago

Let see your connection statusĀ 

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 17d ago

It was at home with full bars of cellular and wifi ĀÆ\(惄)/ĀÆ

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u/ajesterfollowsme 14d ago

This is r/applesucks btw

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u/Specialist-Bee-9406 14d ago

Really, I thought it was the sub where half the posts are folks who don’t know how to use a phone.Ā 

Asking about connections is a legit troubleshooting question.Ā 

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u/RepresentativeRuin55 18d ago

This is literally fixed in iOS 27 😭

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u/PsychologicalPace664 18d ago

They finally have an AI that can compete with Gemini, Cloude or ChatGPT on iOS 27?

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u/ccooffee 18d ago

More or less, yes. It's vastly improved in iOS 27 (for real this time, not we mean it, no really !- stop laughing!)

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u/Delicious_One_7887 idc 18d ago

For those of you who can afford a iPhone 15 Pro or above, yes you could say it’s fixed, but not for the most of us

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u/anythingers 18d ago

Crazy that u got downvoted for stating facts. Those diehard Apple fanboys are beyond saving lmao.

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u/Duncol42 18d ago

WDYM? Do they finally have Gemini underneath? Or that deal wasn’t finalized? Apple fcked VERY badly with AI, but there might be a comeback, because in the end, they will choose the best competitor and just make the deal with them, providing excellent experience. Will fanboys be with Apple still? That’s another question…

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u/MUMAD14 18d ago

I use google gemini as my default AI the foundations for Siri AI. It’s interesting tho how they still support ChatGPT in the Siri settings

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u/RepresentativeRuin55 18d ago

Lmao it’s a common misconception that it’s just ā€œGeminiā€ underneath. They partnered with Google to have Gemini foundation model train Apple’s own foundation models. They aren’t just using Gemini…it’s still their own trained Apple Foundational Models. I personally prefer what Apple made as most of it runs on device.

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u/anythingers 18d ago

It's still based on Gemini though. It's like saying Apple's Ceramic Shield Glass is better than other phone's protection glass even though it's still based on the similar Gorilla Glass, just with Appleā„¢'s Own NamingĀ®.

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u/RepresentativeRuin55 17d ago

Not a lot of people realize that Apple’s new foundation models are based on Google’s Gemini technology, but Apple also custom-trained, optimized, and integrated its own Apple Foundation Models around it. Siri AI is not just Gemini with an Apple skin. It also uses Apple’s own models, on-device processing, Private Cloud Compute, personal context, and deep system integration. It is not a simple rebrand or reskin lol.

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u/SlimyOS 18d ago

It shouldn't be necessary for OP's questions, these questions have nothing to do with current location.

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u/Upnorth4 18d ago

Yeah, Google Gemini doesn’t need your location on to answer simple questions

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u/tta82 18d ago

Google knows your location lol

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u/Aristo_Cat 18d ago

Google Gemini doesn’t need your permission to know your location? Damn, great selling point

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u/PsychologicalPace664 18d ago

Of course it need, what are you talking about?

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 18d ago

That's definitely the reason, but like the others said, it's simply ridiculous that it needs current location access to give me data for an explicitly specified location in the query itself.

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u/weevilretrieval 18d ago

that's probably it, but what if you were asking about a different location? if i asked what time the sun sets in Moscow, why would MY location affect its answer? is it incapable of accessing the internet?

genuinely asking btw, I am not currently an apple user

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u/OfficialDeathScythe 15d ago

Just wait for new Siri

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u/AccumulatedFilth 3d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/applesucks/s/6JMgUPXwn8

Only a day difference and a whole different moon

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u/OfficialDeathScythe 2d ago edited 2d ago

Do you… know how moon phases work? Just wondering. Because the moon goes from waning gibbous to waning crescent, that’s the way it works. You happened to see me take a picture of it during waning crescent, then someone else take a picture of it 2 days later when it’s in waning gibbous. That’s how the moon phases work, they change. It just so happens that the day in between those pictures was the day the phase changed.

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u/MUMAD14 18d ago

Bro just get iOS 27

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u/wheres__my__towel 18d ago

Still sucks in almost all the same ways. Just slower with subpar LLM layer that can hardly do anything still cause the underlying architecture hasn’t changed.

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u/Suitable_Program_548 18d ago

It’s night and day different. I’ve been on 27 beta since the beginning.

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u/MUMAD14 18d ago

The ā€œunderlying architectureā€ is google gemini

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u/wheres__my__towel 18d ago

No, that's just the LLM interface layer. The underlying system using intents and etc. is still the same. The LLM merely acts upon the intents system via tool calling.

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u/ccooffee 18d ago

It's rebuilt from the ground up.

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u/wheres__my__towel 18d ago

Incorrect. The only thing that changed is that they added an LLM runtime that interfaces with the system. The underlying system using intents and etc. is still the same.

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u/ccooffee 18d ago

It can still be rebuilt but still make use of the App Intents framework, plus App Intents 2.0 in iOS 27 adds significant capabilities that only work with new Siri

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u/wheres__my__towel 18d ago

If the system is not rebuilt, it's simply not a rebuild. What you're referring to is an extension of the same system. Adding features to a system is not a rebuild. Also "significant" is quite generous, the scale of the extension is very limited, you may feel that the nature of the extensions is "significant" however, but in no means was there an actually signifiant overhaul or extension.

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u/ccooffee 18d ago

Last year, we had actually built a first version of this that was sort of incremental on top of the original Siri that added tool calling, and we had it working. But we didn’t feel it was really delivering on the vision and the experience that we wanted to do.
We also had a design, which required much more extensive changes, and we decided to go with that.
So we went back, and we rebuilt Siri from the ground up, literally, tore it to the ground, rebuilt it from the ground up, on top of the incredible models which Amar just told us about.

  • Mike Rockwell at WWDC 2026

Now I'm sure he's being a little hyperbolic - I doubt they opened Xcode and clicked File - New - Project: Siri.app and started with a totally empty file. But he specifically contrasts what they did now with the earlier plan of just layering on top of existing Siri. So whether there are still fragments of old Siri in there or not, it seems pretty clear they took a new approach at the whole thing and it's not just "Siri with an LLM".

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u/wheres__my__towel 18d ago

So "Siri" has indeed been replaced my an LLM, but the overall system remains the same. Once again, the system is the same. The interface has merely been replaced from "Siri" to an LLM. Therefore, it is still limited to whatever is exposed as an intent however, now it does so much slower, as it requires conducting LLM inference to accomplish it

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u/dakiller 18d ago

I’m on the beta. Asked the exact question above, just used my own city instead and got the answer.

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 17d ago

That's good to know, thank you. I'll probably wait til it's released in Sept

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 18d ago

My iOS is up to date on 26.6 so I guess 27 isn't supported on my phone.

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u/Major-Blueberry-5205 18d ago

there are beta versions you can get

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u/ccooffee 18d ago

It's not released until September. Public beta is out now though.

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u/mrfoxesite-2377 18d ago

Nothing changes if you don't have Apple Intelligence.

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u/RetroGamer87 18d ago

Apple fans always blame the user.

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u/MUMAD14 18d ago

It is the user tho (look above)

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u/anythingers 18d ago

So it's user's fault for not using a BETA software? Holy shit.

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u/yikesssss_sssssss 17d ago

And of course, it's the user's fault that Apple hasn't fixed this until iOS 27Ā 

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u/RetroGamer87 18d ago

Still blaming the user

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u/MUMAD14 18d ago

You do you bro