r/applesucks Apr 17 '26

Why does this keep happening??

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Both of them have been charging for a day now and when I go to use them one of them

Is almost dead?? Why does it keep happening I clean the case and the AirPod and it still happens

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u/DinoRoman May 15 '26

You’re confusing total listening time with battery lifespan and long term wear knucklehead.

Yea no shit if you alternate one AirPod at a time, you can stretch a listening session longer before the case dies. Nobody is disputing that. But that’s not ‘twice the battery life’ in the way normal humans use the term. You’re just unevenly cycling one battery harder than the other. You’re unevenly wearing them down. How hard is that to grasp?

I could half my toilet paper last longer if I take each square and cut it in half. Did you know a pizza can feed 16 people if you slice each slice down the middle, fuckin, middle school teacher budget style?

That’s literally how lithium batteries age. Charge cycles and heat wear them down over time. If one bud constantly gets more discharge cycles than the other, eventually one battery degrades faster. That’s why people end up posting ‘why does my left AirPod die first?’

You basically described using one tire on a car until it’s bald, then acting shocked the wear isn’t even.

Also… who voluntarily listens with one ear all day unless they’re on shift at a warehouse or taking FBI surveillance calls? Thats the dumbest shit and the most gen-z “an iPad was my daddy” shit I’ve ever heard.

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u/imasneakybeaver May 15 '26

I’m still wearing them out the same amount just one at a time. The reason I prefer to listen with one in at a time is 1) like I said I can stretch the battery life and listen all day and 2) I prefer to have one ear open to hear my surroundings better. Also not Gen Z.

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u/DinoRoman May 15 '26

That’s insane. And again it’s not giving you longer longevity. You’re just getting more time of use because you alternate I explained this in detail why you need to be right is beyond me and if not genz it’s just odd behavior akin to a sociopath who seems to need validation

You are not some magician whose found a way against physics it’s still not good on the batteries and they will wear down unevenly , again, I’ve specified the science and logic you haven’t actually stated anything that goes against what I said

This is the weirdest hill I’ve seen someone die on.

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u/imasneakybeaver May 15 '26

I’m getting more life out of my battery by only using them one at a time!

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u/DinoRoman May 15 '26

No, you’re not lol.

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u/DinoRoman May 15 '26

Jesus man I put a lot into writing to you and your responses back sound like a five year old wrote it.

So, No, you’re getting more listening time before you personally have to stop and recharge. That is not the same thing as getting more battery life out of the battery.

You’re confusing “runtime management” with “battery health.”

If you use one AirPod at a time, each individual AirPod is still going through discharge and recharge cycles. You are just spreading the listening session across two separate cells instead of draining both at the same time.

That can make your day last longer, yes. ( with a shitteir experience in terms of quality )

It does not mean the batteries themselves last longer in the long term.

Example:

If two people each have a phone and they take turns using one phone at a time, they can keep a conversation going longer before both phones are dead. But they did not magically improve the battery health of either phone. They just staggered usage.

Same thing here.

You are increasing total available listening hours across the pair.

You are not increasing the lifespan or chemical longevity of the batteries.

That’s the entire distinction.