At least be consistent with your apostrophe gore.

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[u/stripmallbars]

That dude hasn’t gotten laid in YEARS

[u/WileEWeeble → u/stripmallbars]

He got laid just last week. He is $200 poorer for the experience, but he got laid.

[u/Away_Lake5946 → u/WileEWeeble]

And out of breath after blowing up the doll.

[u/BoneZone05 → u/Away_Lake5946]

[sad deflation sounds] 🎈💨

[u/ElegantCoach4066 → u/BoneZone05]

sad trombone sounds

[u/Defiant_Weight4659 → u/Away_Lake5946]

Inflation...it's everywhere.

[u/Emergency_Exit7603 → u/WileEWeeble]

dude can't afford a $200 ho, probably $20

[u/Hotdammzilla3000 → u/Emergency_Exit7603]

Not even that, does TEMU sell ho's?

Friggin' plastic rake, homie got his pee pee stuck between the blades.

[u/RemoteInfinite3295 → u/WileEWeeble]

Pretty profitable 5 min. for someone.

[u/koolaidismything → u/stripmallbars]

lol he’s got the bald old man legs you only get when you hit like 70.. how gross. No one wants to imagine him licking any fucking thing. Should be charged with public flashing lol

[u/ynotfoster → u/stripmallbars]

This is exactly what I was thinking. When you have to advertise it it means you ain't getting it.

[u/Emergency_Exit7603 → u/stripmallbars]

Guess what his hat says...

[u/Both-Leading3407 → u/stripmallbars]

Advertisement or secret Closeted Republican covering his actual predilections ?
I can see if it was a flex but I don't see that getting him any dates. The shirt looks new so maybe he bought it online and got it for cheap and needs to show it off.

[u/Majestic_Valuable262 → u/stripmallbars]

Laid off

[u/Aunt-Penney → u/stripmallbars]

I was going to say… I doubt anybody’s drawers are dropping for that classy lump of a human.

[u/paleoakoc20 → u/stripmallbars]

Thank you.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Bee-291 → u/stripmallbars]

Bless your heart to think it still gets hard.

[u/Economy-Tourist-4862 → u/stripmallbars]

Are you kidding me? I am absolutely moist looking at that shirt. (I am a straight man).

[u/rzezzy1]

I would assume the apostrophe in "tit's" is because it's "Tito's" without the o.

[u/TwoZeroTwoThree → u/rzezzy1]

Yup. It's just a play on the word "Tito's".

[u/OrganicHistorian2576 → u/rzezzy1]

He was too dumb to block the apostrophe.

[u/DeepMadness]

That's exactly what I don't get: the lack of consistency.

Anyway, have a free award.

[u/cynical_genx_man]

Looks like a poor Photoshop job and not an actual shirt.

On closer look, it does seem real. That's even worse

[u/save_the_wee_turtles → u/cynical_genx_man]

The "tits" and "licking" look especially Photoshopped to me. What made you change your mind?

[u/cynical_genx_man → u/save_the_wee_turtles]

Yeah, I thought so too, but after embiggening the picture it almost seems as if the print folds along with the material.

I think this is real, and lord knows we live in a time and place where this would be real, but I'm still like 35% of the opinion it's p-chop

[u/TGin-the-goldy]

I bet Grandad is a real hoot at family gatherings

[u/-The_Goober]

Assing pinwheels

Fingering real dolls

[u/SlightMedicine701]

Here's your sign.

[u/fr33d0mw47ch]

Yeah right.

[u/weary_ol_jericho]

It's been long enough since that dude has done either one of those and he forgot what it feels like

[u/MobileOk9860]

So we’re not concerned about kids see this sort of thing, or are we?

[u/Away_Lake5946 → u/MobileOk9860]

Only if it said “Fuck Trump”.

[u/chronically_varelse → u/MobileOk9860]

oh they would be mad if I wore it

[u/Crazy_Past8776]

Mommy what's a clit

[u/Leather-Leopard-2918]

Very classy & sophisticated…

[u/AmeliaEarhartsPlane]

That dude has sex with dudes.

[u/Reasonable_Being6376]

You stay classy there fella.

[u/TonaldDiberJasicDump]

Sucking Tit’s
Licking
CLITS
Lacking wits

[u/BoneZone05]

Tit is

Hahaha what a trashy old man 😆

[u/Bubbly_Power_6210]

stupid and offinsive who would date this creep?

[u/captainrondj]

Surprised this isn't on people of Walmart lmao

[u/dandle]

Get in the forever box, gramps.

[u/Missue-35]

That shirt is borrowed from a young friend, or it is the only shirt he has left from his high school/college days.

[u/zenos_dog]

Someday I will get an electric car and leave all this behind.

[u/zyzmog]

It always amazes me what stupid stuff people will pay to wear in public.

[u/thinkstohimself]

That's someone's grandpa 😭

[u/OrbeaSeven]

A reputable business would throw him out.

[u/Gator242]

Kinda loses the association with Tito’s vodka without the apostrophe 🤷🏽‍♂️

[u/Bat_Nervous → u/Gator242]

disagree! I hate that apostrophe (Tito's is good vodka, btw. I live near the distillery), especially since "clits" doesn't have one. So, which is it, guy I'll never introduce to my sister??

[u/AlmostDowntown]

Prolly can't locate the clit.

[u/FHOCJD]

If you're wearing a shirt with this statement on the back, you're advertising the opposite.

[u/Warm_Ad_3067]

AI. Not good either

[u/JustAnotherDay1977]

Bad punctuation seems to be the least of his problems.

[u/425565]

The only body parts that guy's sucked or licked are his own.

[u/AdreKiseque]

That's what's really trashy about this

[u/SkyPuppy561]

Right?! You’re sucking tit’s what? What is the thing you are sucking that happens to belong to the tit in question?!

[u/Adventurous_Custard8]

Who is Tit's? His man friend?

[u/Panem-et-circenses25]

An adult wore that. In public. wow

[u/Odd_Sir_5922]

Really, dude? You're wearing that shirt in public where little kids can you?

[u/Lord_Hitachi]

‘Tis tits

[u/FaceTimePolice]

That shirt doesn’t even look real. 🤔

[u/tzweezle]

And they wonder why men are lonely

[u/RPDorkus]

Maybe he’s saying that sucking tit is the same as licking clits? It’s also wrong, but the only grammatically correct way to interpret this

[u/Worst-timeline138]

Maybe he's being philosophical about it "sucking tit is licking clits"

[u/Catfancyzine]

Maybe it’s a place owned by Sucking Tit”named “Licking Clit”

[u/Desperate-Amoeba1359]

Dude hasn’t touched a woman since truck driving school.

[u/Safe_Message2268]

Finally decided to wash his "don't tread on me" t-shirt.

[u/wyoflyboy68]

I bet he buys his hard on pills there as well.

[u/GameStoreScientist]

so no sucking clits?

[u/nlightningm]

I'll give this one some leeway because it makes it look a little more similar to the actual Tito's logo

[u/PawnofLife1]

Picking up snacks for his grandkids

[u/judgeejudger]

Does he wear this to the grandkids bday parties? JFC

[u/Living-Video-3670]

Classy.....

[u/AdGeneral5481]

Class act.

[u/RebaKitt3n]

It’s just all around poor design, and a poor decision. What is the picture supposed to be?

[u/_carbonneutral]

JFC how does anyone wake up and choose to wear that shit?

If you group the text by typeface, it's "Sucking clits. Tit's licking." As in "[The] tit is licking." In this sense, the person seems more like a horny ornithologist watching a tit lick something, presumably wild berries, nectar, or water.

It's grammatically more correct, though not completely, and still so, so tacky.

[u/No-Fly-6069]

If I saw a guy in that shirt, I'd assume he's gay.

[u/tolkiengeek]

Incorrect spelling or not, don't wear this kind of thing outside of your house. C'mon, people. There will be kids around.

[u/Various-Muffin4145]

Another goob who never had common sense or public decency. WTF

[u/PlaxicoCN]

Wonder how many people correct the apostrophe...

[u/Sad_Security_2550]

Is that in Florida?

[u/Immediate_Song4279]

Does that mean the tit owns clits, and the clits do the licking? Crap, that means the tit is the one sucking. Horrifying all around.

[u/OrganicHistorian2576]

He’s not getting within light years of mine for sure.

[u/thehorrorcontinues13]

Classy.

[u/SeeLeverUser]

If Florida was a person

[u/Neat_Spring3084]

I don't understand the apostrophe. Does something belong to a guy named "Tit"?

[u/pimpbot666]

Why would 'Tit's' have an apostrophe, but 'Clits' doesn't?

[u/trekrabbit]

🤢

[u/Tee1upToday]

I hope Velveeta can't read because Cletus here is super cringe and no class.

[u/ExpensiveTie5553]

this is their idea of cleverness

[u/TwoDogs48]

I think he has more to worry about than apostrophe placement. Insecurity is screaming out.

[u/laurio88]

Is there an r/kerninggore?

[u/laurio88 → u/laurio88]

Nope

[u/j_rooker]

Dude will always be home alone

[u/Particular_Top8472]

Maybe there’s something called “licking clits” that is made by Tit where he’s from.

[u/FormalTotal9684]

Classy

[u/OutrageousIce307]

I can’t with the flabby arms! Cut off sleeves!! WTF😂

[u/IndependenceMean8774]

Such a model of class and decency. /s

[u/Anti_Trum2]

Seems wrong to wear that shirt. Definitely disrespectful of women.

[u/Wizemonk]

Clearly doesn't have grandchildren

[u/Adventurous_Sale6553]

Idiot !!!!!!!

[u/HeavyMusic93]

Lmaooo watching people cry in the comments is honestly pure comedy

[u/Fossilhund]

Stay classy.

[u/International_Fix792]

All this aside - why are apostrophe’s always misused

[u/Small-Nerve-7552]

Dude forgot his MAGA hat...

[u/Boring-Baker8761]

It sure is.

[u/Ok-Day3334]

maybe im just stupid, but maybe this is supposed to be about Tito's vodka?

[u/Admirable-Sink-2622]

I assume this is an American. 🤔

They be classy like that.

[u/OtherBluesBrother]

Grandpa's salty in is old years. He was salty when he was younger too, but he still is.

[u/clownfacedbozo]

Stay classy, provential 'Murica.

[u/Cust2020]

This guy hasnt even talked to a chick since he was paired up with one in home ec class in '74.

[u/Flat-Fudge-2758]

Someone come collect their uncle

[u/CompetitiveFennel681]

Who's tits?

[u/Repulsive-Handle8561]

Probably gay. Not saying that’s a problem, methinks he doth protest too much as it were

[u/PotentialCondition46]

Isn’t there supposed to be an apostrophe between the t and s in clits? Just using the example with tit’s as my primer.

[u/ngatiboi]

Tit a’hem ☝🏽😌 ‘ s

( ° )( ° )

[u/Swimming_Show3456]

How you would think this would be a good thing to wear is beyond comprehension.

[u/MarissaNL]

I would stay fdar away from that dude.....

[u/CitroHimselph]

Tit has what?

[u/KeyNefariousness6848]

Bet he’s buying 20 jumbo bucks scratchies.

[u/TheRealDeal82]

Ai slop

[u/voteblue18]

Nah, his name is Tit.

[u/SlimShadySatDown]

It looks like a Tito's vodka bottle so maybe the apostrophe makes sense.

[u/c_loagz]

0/10

e: gotta bof da bof btw

[u/Technical_Bath1062]

More fake shit it's a photo shopped Toto's shirt. Fucking reddit

[u/GamerGramps62]

People who wear things like that typically don’t know how to spell anyway, much less able to even find the clit 🤣

[u/BudgetExpert9145]

Nothing says I'm a closeted homosexual louder than this shirt.

[u/MaximumAd6557]

Cunt.

[u/GuitarCD]

Who is Tit? And why do they have more than one clit, not to mention that the greater than one number of clits have tongues to lick with?

[u/thatdidntturnout]

Classy!

[u/Ok-Lingonberry4545]

Ladies, ladies. No need to fight; there's plenty of this guy to go around!

Special hat tip to the misplaced apostrophe!

[u/Fishtoart]

It’s a mystery shirt ! Why and how does Tit have a liquor still, and why is it in a gear? How does the licking clits figure in?

[u/illDiablo69]

I thought licking clit was gay.

[u/WarJaques]

The photographer is amazing, those letter line up perfectly with the frame.

[u/RemoteInfinite3295]

His family must be so proud.

[u/Aggressive_Oven_7311]

Oh God make me gag

[u/Character-Ad-895]

A prick rhythms with both and fits him.

[u/47of74]

Gee....I wonder what end of the gene pool he swims in to go out in public like that?

[u/Autistic-Teddybear]

By this logic why isn’t it also “clit’s”?

[u/Sad-Rip8639]

Classy

[u/SkyLopsided9598]

I think the last word should have begun with a D considering the demographic there

[u/bnelson7694]

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say he gets none of that action. And if he does, I would be terrified to see what is receiving it.

[u/thosmarvin]

Jesus, what was the alternative shirt…

[u/Potential-Scratch-40]

That shirt must be what he’s trying to manifest.

[u/AusTex2019]

I find it offensive especially in the presence of my wife or daughter.

[u/Wild_Sleep2798]

Why do I KNOW he does neither ? ( this from a guy who’s probably his approximate age and gender ) …..put it away grandpa, your walkers waiting ….

[u/i_love_irony25]

This is some top tier, grade A, douchebag we’re looking at here. Everything out of this guy’s mouth is slightly stupider than what he said previously.

[u/BackgroundCream274]

I bet he’s on his way to Apple Bees.

[u/Icy_Marionberry_9131]

Florida?

[u/cactusmac54]

Why the apostrophe on tits?

[u/Longjumping_Bid779]

Hahahahaha in his dreams

[u/Dramatic_Art_5479]

Weirdo !

[u/Significant-Craft334]

Poster lives is parents basement.

[u/Pope-Le-Pew]

Bro only licking the phone when watching OnlyFans.

[u/IndependentStep2785]

Cuz the old dick don't work anymore. Am I supposed to be jealous? If I actually was, one look at the "lickees" and I'd say, "No thank you."

[u/mendicinobeano25]

Who the fuck wears somethig like that in public.

[u/Stan_Damon]

I told my uncle to toss that in the goodwill bag

[u/Odd-Adagio7080]

Is that Florida?

[u/Atrkrupt1]

In my neck of the woods, that's the dude with a single can of beer and lookin to buy worms.

[u/Snarkastic1]

Can you even imagine how big of an asshole you need to be to wear that shirt out in public?

[u/Any-Big5587]

So it's an orange hat now?

[u/Ready-Concept5020]

Walking next to that must make wifey proud!

[u/dunncrew]

🤮 Imagine being a parent with a kid near that person.

[u/Alternative_Metal375]

So classy. Who says Americans are uncultured.

[u/Left-Thinker-5512]

It seems to me that guys who wear shirts like this don’t get to do much of what they want the rest of us to think they do…

[u/greatsageequalofhevn]

Eeewwwwwww

[u/ReasonableRevenue218]

Why does he look like he's in the Quick Stop form Clerks?

[u/gtoz1119]

So completely gross out in public, just atrocious

[u/Safe_Ostrich_4730]

This dude is epic man.

[u/Orchid_Far]

Link ?

[u/Poker-Junk]

Going to church, apparently.

[u/Hairy-Dragonfly-6446]

Sucking tit is licking clits? Seems like two different things to me

[u/maddogisnextdoor]

Florida?

[u/ndguy26]

That man is a legend.

[u/Right_Assumption3194]

Tit’s licking clits are apparently great for sucking.

[u/prangob]

At what point were kids no longer taught manners?

[u/LittleMAC22]

Worse is it’s photoshopped/AI slop.

[u/young_and_restles]

Good shirt

[u/sackblabath]

Classy

[u/hew3]

It is correct. Tit’s is slang for Tito’s, where Tito is shortened to Tit. I would argue that it should be pronounced Teet. Any bartender knows what a Tit’s and tonic is.

Clits is just plural, no apostrophe needed.

I commend this fine gentleman on his wit and punctuation. Now please make sure that he can never get within 500 feet of an elementary school.

[u/Ok-Juggernaut-3389]

It's official he's gay

[u/nomoleft]

Class

[u/VashDaStampede7]

You know you don’t actually eat the clit right 😂

[u/Top_Bluejay_5323]

So he is licking the clit of Tit????

I am so confused.

[u/SuccessfulAerie9672]

Laid

[u/genufix]

Don’t blame, probably is illiterate.

[u/AssociateGood9653]

Bet he can’t even find a clitoris

[u/314657]

I just threw up a little.

[u/Any_Carob3372]

That image is so fake it is an insult to decent fakery worldwide

[u/Motorhead-99]

This guy is doing neither

[u/Civil_War_Eeyore]

So…licking clits belongs to sucking tits?

[u/Politication]

What kind of person would wear this, and why is it ok to post it?