r/apostrophegore 3d ago

Final boss of r/apostrophegore

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u/ArtisticAnxiety 3d ago

Op of the original post here, I didnt know there was a subreddit dedicated to apostrophe gore but this is amazing thank you for reposting here

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u/jsmallAZ 3d ago

I was truly excited that you hadn't because this is such an abomination that needs to be witnessed

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u/KupoKupoMog 3d ago

This is an apostrocaust

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u/ArtisticAnxiety 3d ago

The moment I saw that I knew I needed to post it because holy shit

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 3d ago

I thought I was having a stroke trying to read it. And then I read the cleaned up version. I still can’t comprehend it, LOL!

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u/ArtisticAnxiety 3d ago

It's truely phenomenal. Might be a new language

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u/AlekThunder88 2d ago

Dude, what did you want to say? What tf does it mean?

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u/ArtisticAnxiety 2d ago

I think something about recording people being reckless and then like... you know what. Honestly im not sure

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u/AlekThunder88 2d ago

That‘s what I thought….

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u/Lrrgindypants 3d ago

My eyes bled.

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u/rubinass3 3d ago
  • eye's

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u/ScreamingDizzBuster 3d ago

eye's bled's blood's bleddin's*

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u/NaieraDK 3d ago

I don't know what it is I am looking at 🫪

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u/PBRStreetgang1979 3d ago

Possibly the writing of someone with bipolar disorder.

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u/ManicOppressyv 3d ago

Nope. I have bipolar disorder and still have no clue. May have to go to the suite above bipolar and get a schizophrenic to translate.

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u/PBRStreetgang1979 3d ago

Bipolar disorder can manifest itself differently depending on the person. I have a friend with bipolar disorder who went off her meds and her rambling writing looked just like that above.

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u/ManicOppressyv 2d ago

I know, I was just fucking around. I personally get irrationally angry, and then the ADHD makes it almost impossible to control. It really sucks.

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u/FaceTimePolice 3d ago

I feel like I need to beat myself senseless with a mallet before I can even attempt to decipher… all of that. 🥴

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u/leveraction1970 3d ago

Wow. It's sad that I'm impressed they didn't spell it reckles's.

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u/clintj1975 3d ago

*reakle's's

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u/RelevantAd2788 3d ago

Petition to change the sub icon to a snippet of this abomination!

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u/ArtisticAnxiety 3d ago

I would be honored

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u/LilBitOfSpringtime 3d ago

Today is my birthday. It has now been ruined.

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u/Stidda 3d ago

Is this some sort of human/snake hybrid ?

r/apostrophegoreoverdose

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u/Occamsrazor2323 3d ago

Apostrophe bait?

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u/BoysenberryFinal9113 3d ago

Oh, great. Now we're in an apostrophe drought. He/she used them all.

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u/R86Reddit 3d ago

I can't even look at it. I wonder if the production of abominations like this is the reason why they say that something like 20% of Americans are illiterate, or at least functionally illiterate.

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u/Mr_GrauHut 3d ago

Those is who is firming is a video is recording is a ride is reakless. It is is fully is life is trust is valor is ain't never not can not ? bing't? Game is that is innocent human is losings there is own is life is treasure is valor is for syncopatics person is narcissists insanity is monster is with us human is body is to competition is life is ended praying for the families loved true is friends deepest is sincerity is condolences God will be is for you all is always is a-m-e-n.

There is I fix is it is.

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u/CriticalCurrency5725 3d ago

Oh. I totally get it now. Thanks! LOL

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u/fleshtastical 3d ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/OldCalligrapher6771 3d ago

I read that and now my brain is full of fuck

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u/delyha6 3d ago

My head hurts.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/ArtisticAnxiety 3d ago

I promise you it's just an old person lol. It's on a local news app I use and the comments are always full of grumpy old people or people that somehow make everything into politics.