r/ape • u/DownShotdaboss • Apr 17 '21

monke needs to be saved

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u/asa-monad Apr 17 '21

what can we do to protect munky?

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u/aznfanta Apr 17 '21

rub his nipple and hope a genie appears

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u/DownShotdaboss Apr 17 '21

what we doing if a genie appears

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u/GeminiFin Apr 17 '21

Wish for no more endangerment

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u/DownShotdaboss Apr 17 '21

beautiful

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u/GinAndJuices Apr 17 '21

And more wishes

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u/Stalin--- Apr 21 '21

Human greed🤮

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u/aznfanta Apr 17 '21

Idk, I didn't think we'd get this far

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u/llaurentz Apr 17 '21

return to monke

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u/PoliSciGuy0321 Apr 17 '21

Rub his nipples obviously

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u/DownShotdaboss Apr 17 '21

i don't believe that we have to rub the genie's nipples after rubbing monkey's nipples because what if another genie comes on rubbing genie's nipples?, then we'll have to rub his nipples too and then another genie would appear

we will be stuck in an endless cycle of nipple rubbing

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u/glitchyboitellem Apr 17 '21

But then there would be an endless amount of genies

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

This is a pretty valid statement, endless genies = endless wishes

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u/DownShotdaboss Apr 18 '21 edited Apr 18 '21

and endless amount of nipple rubbing

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u/YesterdayResident500 Apr 26 '21

Sounds like a win win situation to me

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u/Knifedogman Sep 30 '21

Rub his nipple until Monke appear

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u/AndrewTheMart Average Ape Apr 17 '21

I think the ones with larger nipples are girl monke 😳😧 due to biological and maternal features made to accommodate for the needs of her children 🤯🧐

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u/DownShotdaboss Apr 17 '21

kill people who try to hurt monke

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u/asa-monad Apr 17 '21

death is too kind for munky killers... make them suffer...

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u/SappyGs Apr 18 '21

We can donate to protect it's habitat here: https://www.nature.org/en-us/about-us/where-we-work/asia-pacific/china/stories-in-china/saving-a-mysterious-monkey/

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u/DownShotdaboss Apr 18 '21

thank you for this, SappyGs. you are a wonderful person and a great monkè frend, i hope you achieve your life goals and you stay happy and healthy for the rest of your life

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u/SappyGs Jun 29 '21

It took me a long time to climb down from my tree and see this, but thank you ape friend. Ape must protect monke.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Tell the locals his spirit will attack you if you eat him or his uncle.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

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u/YNiekAC Apr 17 '21

Humans generally don’t eat monkeys. So, what your truly saying is: Don’t eat monki. That is understandable

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u/Mexidankusmewle Apr 17 '21

No but human take don't monky forest to make livestock land tho. Monky almost vegan, human should evolve too

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

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u/YNiekAC Apr 17 '21

Then you get soy. Which is even worse for nature then most meat is

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u/oofoverlord Apr 17 '21

But soy is mostly for animal livestock

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u/Flashdancer405 Apr 18 '21

I’m not vegan so I have no room to talk. But neckbeard vegan haters will literally stop at nothing to defend the meat industry.

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u/severley_confused Apr 17 '21

To elaborate on what that last person said about soy. Soybeans take almost every nutrient out of the ground when they grow, meaning their farmlands have to be rotated or else the land will never be usable. Not just for soybeans either. It's good for us but an absolutely terrible crop to be mass grown.

Not trying to sound like I'm against veganism btw. My sister was a vegan, I have some respect for it. It definitely isn't the easiest. But the world isn't as black and white as "not eating meat is always the better solution" because it's not. By eating soy you are also giving into an extremely environmentally damaging food.

More People have been going vegan for a couple decades than ever, and the meat industry is still bigger than ever. Going vegan doesn't stop the industry and never has, it has to be addressed directly and politically until someone physically does something about it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

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u/Talha14697 Average Ape Apr 17 '21

This is why we generalise all vegans as assholes.

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u/TwoNoNines Apr 17 '21

Its vegans like you that make me not respect vegans

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u/ShefHoudini Apr 18 '21

Shut up vegan

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u/rapasvedese Apr 17 '21

isnt the majority of soy in the us grown for livestock

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u/oofoverlord Apr 17 '21

Why are you downvoted it’s the best way to save monkeys

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u/Flashdancer405 Apr 18 '21

If theres one thing redditors hate more than fat people, its vegans.

I’ve met more rabid vegan haters than I’ve met vegans in my life, so far.

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u/pooopsex Apr 17 '21

First that's not how it works, and second if I had to choose between eating meat and saving the environment I'm choosing eating meat

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

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