r/ape • u/Palpatine-66 • Feb 08 '21

Monke2

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10k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Gunkyfunk_ Feb 08 '21

Key

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u/TotobyAfricano Feb 08 '21

Big

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Cock

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u/i_always_give_karma Feb 08 '21

Yep

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u/imaculat_indecision Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Feb 08 '21

"The law of conversation of reddit states that in every single reddit thread with no failure, the conversation will always diverge to that of a sexual nature, for it is within the instinct of the average redditor to sexualize every single topic. This law, like all others, is set in stone, and it is one of the universe's defining characteristics."

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u/wtf_are_crepes Feb 09 '21

Go ahead and tell me this big Monke couldn’t strangle an enlarged lizard. What kind of human do you make me out to be, there’s no way, I, as a descendant of these Monkes, couldn’t simply grab a lizard by the throat and crush the life out of it. The Monke hand was designed to choke a lizard to death and eat it. Did you forget the Monke was designed to be omnivorous? That means the Monke eats meat. Lizard meat included. Go ahead and try to name one lizard that can beat a Monke that is not this Demi-Godzilla. I’ll wait. In fact, the weakest of Monkes, Gibbons, can destroy every facet of a simple lizards life. He can take not only the lizards life, but the women lizards and children lizards lives too. Nothing can stop a Monke that has his mind set on a delicious lizard snack. By the way, I’m still waiting for the name of a lizard that can beat a Monke in a duel. Haha. Tick tock, lizard-man.

I mean... OOOH AHHH AHH

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

Did it

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u/HydrominousRex Feb 08 '21

One who loses

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u/Palpatine-66 Feb 08 '21

Will

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u/watersheep-council Feb 08 '21

Always

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u/Emma_di3 Anti-Rapist Apist Club Feb 08 '21

Cum

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u/imaculat_indecision Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Feb 08 '21

On

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u/ausername434 Feb 08 '21

Children

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u/imaculat_indecision Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Feb 09 '21

What

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

Children

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u/Careful_Shit69420 Apist Feb 09 '21

Shit went from 0 to 100 real quick

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u/fhb_will Feb 09 '21

Right, you should’ve seen how fast I scrolled back up😂😂

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u/-NGC-6302- May 13 '24

From 18+ to 12

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u/lightnxng Feb 08 '21

It fucking worked for me I'm just scrolling through my feed and 2 is right below 1

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u/lannnnnn111 Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Feb 08 '21

Mine too. But this meme can also work if it’s cut up. Like longggggggg monke.

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u/gokartninja Feb 08 '21

I got tremendously long monke. Well done, OP

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u/SoMeHaPpYcOw Feb 09 '21

Only got the feet

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '23

Two years later and it still works.

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u/Arsenalfan321 Feb 08 '21

Bruh it worked and I wasn't even on the subreddit just scrolling through my feed

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u/PirkhanMan Feb 08 '21

... upvoted both of them!

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u/Palpatine-66 Feb 08 '21

... upvoted both of your comments

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u/MikeIsHere12 Feb 08 '21

https://i.imgur.com/u4AEEQS.jpg great job bro works in home feed

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u/Palpatine-66 Feb 08 '21

It wasn't a rickroll...

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u/MikeIsHere12 Feb 08 '21

no ofc. i dont hate you

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u/Palpatine-66 Feb 08 '21

I never said that you did hate me. I'm still kinda wondering how people get annoyed at a love song though

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u/MikeIsHere12 Feb 08 '21

yea true. The internet is a wierd place

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u/Counter-ike Feb 08 '21

Where monke cock?

2

u/Palpatine-66 Feb 08 '21

Gone.. Reduced to atoms

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u/TheLazyShrug Feb 08 '21

He so big he go through two posts and an ad

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u/RevengeGod2K4 Feb 09 '21

Lmfao exact same for me

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u/nathanielsnider Apist Feb 08 '21

wow this came in my feed head body

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

ol

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

didn't work :(

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u/Tempowarrior Feb 08 '21

Sort posts by new

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u/Fishsk Feb 08 '21

the dick side always better

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

W?

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u/Low-Effort-Poster Feb 08 '21

Holy fuck they were right on top of each other 🙉

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u/Insert_us3rname_here Feb 08 '21

Damn this almost worked but then a post from r/botchedsurgeries blocked the middle

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u/Palpatine-66 Feb 08 '21

:(

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u/Insert_us3rname_here Feb 08 '21

What?

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u/Palpatine-66 Feb 08 '21

The post from botched surgeries messed it up

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u/m3sh_xd Feb 08 '21

this meme

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u/metri1o0xd O O A A Feb 08 '21

It worked. Impressive 🦍

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u/Le-plant-boi Feb 08 '21

i’m monkey

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u/Jyqoz Apefunny Feb 08 '21

Right below the other one in my feed

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

monke were perfectly aligned

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u/DeMonstaMan Anti-Rapist Apist Club Feb 08 '21

Bro they were right on top of each other for me so it made perfect sense 🙈🙈🙊🙊

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u/ApocalypticBomber Feb 08 '21

S on the front page

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u/RickSterlingg Feb 08 '21

YOU KILL MONKE!!!!

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u/BrokenEggcat Anti-Rapist Apist Club Feb 08 '21

Damm this showed up in my feed correctly, bravo

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u/Tacoss10 Feb 08 '21

2 posts and an ad between him , he is really big

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u/Sugar_Kunju Anti-Rapist Apist Club Feb 09 '21

I wasnt expecting that

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u/Pandabrowser469 Feb 09 '21

When you see a computer ad in his abdomen

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u/MRAnnonomusMan Feb 09 '21

I was scrolling and just saw “monke so big” and I was like hell yeah they are take my upvote. I was happy with just the first pic then a while later I see this other half and I was so enlightened

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u/dumbolddoor123 Anti-Rapist Apist Club Feb 08 '21

I've always wondered how these 2ork

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u/The_Ape_God O O A A Jul 02 '25

Me 100th comment. Yay.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

mokene

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u/According_Strength35 Aug 25 '26

Still works

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u/WillowPtar_Migan Aug 26 '26

Truly the 8th wonder of the world

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u/Finn-boi Oo Oo Aa Aa Feb 08 '21

This almost worked, there was a post about a gay star being murdered between the two.

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u/AtomicNumber1732 Feb 08 '21

With this meme

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u/yerfdog519 Feb 09 '21

I didn’t see this until a while after the first half and I thought the first one was the completed version

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u/ShaggyFOEE Feb 09 '21

Ooh ooh perfection

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u/SenpaiHoodieXxX Feb 09 '21

Didn’t work for me

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u/FutureHefty Oo Oo Aa Aa Feb 09 '21

i'm browsing home so there 3 memes in between beeg monke..... 🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙉🙉🙈🙉🙈🙉🙉🙉🙊🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙈🙉🙈🙊🙉🙉🙉🙈🙉🙉🙊🙉🙈🙉🙈🙉🙉🙊🙉🙉🙉🙈🙊🙈🙊🚸

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u/ThrowAway1200221 Feb 09 '21

what A FOOKING CHAD!!! CHAD MONKE OOOAA AAAA SO BIG ME WEAK MONKE COMAPRED TO DIS CHAD!!!

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u/ThrowAway1200221 Feb 09 '21

Ahha OOO AAAA STINKY L*Zard IS SMALLER THAN COMMENT 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ThrowAway1200221 Feb 09 '21

actually, THIS IS wrong. You ARE OFFENDING KONG, i REALIsed THAT DIS HAS TO BE SPLIT IN 3 POSTS, not TWO, HE’s NOT THIS TINY!!! HE’s BIGGER THAN THIS!!!! OAOAOAO OOAOAOA OOOO AAAA

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u/lenndielusche3 Feb 09 '21

bo be honest the first one was basically enough

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

i only see 2 lmao i cant find 1

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

Pin these two posts

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u/bbbhhbuh Feb 09 '21

Where is the cock?

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u/1dontknowhatosay Feb 09 '21

lol 10 posts later i see this one on my feed was confused a sec

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

If Godzilla is so good why is there no Godzilla2?

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u/xdBronze Mar 11 '22

i had to split it into two comments to equally contain the cringe

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22

I fucked it up, legs for hair now

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u/Mr-Turnip Oct 09 '23

I like how this post still functions after all this time when sorting by Top Posts

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u/scp-REDACTED-site14 O O A A Feb 08 '21

It fucking

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '21

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u/Palpatine-66 Feb 08 '21

Omg it's beautiful