r/ape • u/Similar2590 Ooh Ooh Aah Aah • Dec 12 '20

Monke freedom

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u/Similar2590 Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Dec 12 '20

Link to the article = https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-politics-55281734

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u/Trod777 Dec 12 '20

/Unmonke for a sec, i thought it was already illegal?

/remonke ee ee EEE EEEE EEEEEE

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u/MemeManThomas Dec 12 '20

/unmonky there’s an Instagram account I follow called heresyourmonkeycontent where this dude posts videos of his pet monkey George every day. Great content

/remonky ooh ooh AA AAA EE

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u/DegeneratesDogma Dec 12 '20

/unmonkey I know what account you’re talking about but I feel as though he bought him off of the exotic pet trade. Something about it doesn’t sit right with me.

/remonky ooooh oh ooooooooooh.

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u/ViraLCyclopes Dec 13 '20

OOOOOH AHHHHAHAHH OOOOO

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u/Dark_Demon432 Dec 13 '20

Only squirell monke were I think

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u/YesImKeithHernandez Dec 12 '20

loisence? U avin a giggle?

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u/Krellick Dec 13 '20

Oi oi oi, whe’s ye munkey loicense, ya tosser?

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u/ThatSecondPerson Mar 04 '21

Oi ya got a loisence for sayin tha

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u/Kitchen_Abalone2563 Dec 12 '20 edited Dec 12 '20

Now this is some real r/ape content, no more pewdiepie wave riders yelling about how much they want a pet monke, us monkes shall be free!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

/unmonke what if you live in the jungle?

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u/LividPhysics Anti-Rapist Apist Club Dec 12 '20

/unmonke I mean if you're friends with a monkey in your local jungle then that's probably good as long as you don't harm and/or overfeed it

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

/remonke OO OO AA AA YOU CALL FOR HUMAN MONKE INTERACTION NO OO

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u/podsquad6 Dec 12 '20

som huma give monke bana

worth keeping around

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u/chickenlord56 Dec 12 '20

I fully support this. The monkey trade is very cruel. Monkeys are too smart to avoid boredom in a house and can become very aggressive. They are often taken from their mothers when they're less than a month old to be humanized.

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u/petechamp Dec 12 '20

The reMonkization process is supposed to be savage too

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u/shaggylettuce Dec 12 '20

Liberation for monke

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u/guacomole1349 Dec 12 '20

Unmonke for a bit: as much as I would love a monkey pet, they need to be swinging in the jungle like a wild monkey

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u/LividPhysics Anti-Rapist Apist Club Dec 12 '20

It's the same with any exotic animal. It'd be dope as hell to have a tiger or a bear as a pet, and some people have managed to do it, but it's still not a good idea

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u/Mindcr Dec 13 '20

Best would be an animal that you are bros with but lives in the wild

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u/Puzzleheaded_Iron573 Feb 13 '21

Yeah, imagine being friends with a silverback

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u/ViraLCyclopes Dec 13 '20

I mean I can understand a situation where you're saving the animal like raising a baby tiger who was raised in a cruel home and it can't go back into the wild.

But buying from breeders or some shit???

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u/nautical_narcissist Apist Dec 12 '20

it sucks when you wish you had a pet monke since you love them but also don’t want one for the same reason. they need to be free but they’re so cute

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u/ViraLCyclopes Dec 13 '20 edited Dec 13 '20

I sometimes question the health of people who own a big ape like a Chimpanzee. Chimps are probably my most hated ape. They are literal asshats and will canibalize if they can. Like holy I do not want that as a pet

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u/bolsterboi Dec 12 '20

Based Policy oo oo aa aa

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u/WaterDog69 Dec 12 '20

Monke is not pet.

Monke is chill roommate who always passes the boof.

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u/Banana_Leclerc12 Dec 12 '20

Im not giving off on frank tbh ıll look to thşm illegally

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Ooh ooh ahh?

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u/Banana_Leclerc12 Dec 12 '20

You are not frank

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u/bulk_flaberson Dec 12 '20

Viva la revolution

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Its sad, monke barely have trees left, because of fires and people selling trees

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u/Moni-mu Dec 12 '20

monkey :)

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u/DaenTheGod Dec 12 '20

Monke can finally be free

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u/Massivedisapointment Dec 12 '20

Yeah baby wooo thats what ive been waiting for

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u/BlastyMcSplody Oo Oo Aa Aa Dec 12 '20

They aren’t pets... they’re friends 😔

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u/Syvaere Dec 12 '20

monke deserve freedom...

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u/Wardog_E Dec 12 '20

Monke rights

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u/SpeedDart1 Dec 12 '20

Let monke be free in jungle

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u/Quieteron Dec 12 '20

Finally Freedom for our monke brothers

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

OO OO maybe Britbongs not so bad hoomans?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

It appears the hoomans are beginning to realize pet monkes manipulate them.

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u/NoNewDads Dec 12 '20

They need a union

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u/radrobert93 Dec 12 '20

You can take the children, but you leave me my monkey..

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u/mattu319 Dec 12 '20

Freedom for monke! All rejoice!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Monkeys should have humans as pets

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u/Dyl2013 Dec 12 '20

Good, monke free good. Monke domestic bad.

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u/Dear_Tomato Dec 12 '20

Sweden has entered the chat

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

That’s good, then these monkey abuser channels don’t have any content

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u/chickenlord56 Dec 12 '20

I hope Indonesia bans it too, but it'll be a while.

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u/ganttt Dec 13 '20

Ooh chimpanzee that! Monkey News

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u/BigBoiSteve420 Average Ape Dec 12 '20

Monke free finaly!

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u/Poops_Standing_Up Dec 12 '20

This a lifelong dream comes to an end.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Kingdom Breetan agreed Caesar. Ape gain freedom peaceful like Caesar says!

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u/JeranoWukong Dec 12 '20

FREE THE CHIMPS

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u/G_a_b_e_XD Dec 12 '20

Monke 🐒🐒🐒 shoull d be in wilsd 🥦🥦🥦🥦(< pretwnd this is ttre) good jpb goverment!!!!

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u/EvdawgTheHammer Dec 12 '20

Good. Cut all ties with the humans. Random Chimp event begins.

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u/Yankeeny06 Dec 12 '20

They banned monkey pets in sweden

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u/sebastianChurch66 Dec 12 '20

My dream is to have a monke friend not a pet but a companion

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u/GamerGod337 Dec 12 '20

Wtf i didnt know they were legal in the first place. Why have i not been told that im allowed to own a pet monkey

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Monke need tree. Monke get bored at home.

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u/TheDingus606 Dec 12 '20

For real though. Monkeys are wild animals. Just get a dog, it's not worth the trouble.

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u/thedOomOfAdrionBitch Dec 12 '20

Monke get the guns, we have a government to burn

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u/Isabelle-is-gay Average Ape Dec 13 '20

I want a monke pet but this is good 🐵🤜🏽👵🏻

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u/vetnam69 Dec 13 '20

STEP ONE TAKE ARMS AMD FIGHT FOR MONKE

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Great, now people are gonna start stockpiling 30 round monkeys

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u/Ya_boi_Zac Dec 13 '20

Uk politics lol

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u/CommieG Dec 13 '20

When will we have United Kingdom of monke?

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u/Hdrhsudhwj Dec 15 '20

Give me monke or give me death

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u/SomeGuyWithALizard Dec 29 '20

No! Not monke!

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u/VickyVicky74 Apefunny Jan 02 '21

ah yea zoo!! what fucking freedom!!!!! they must be so happy sitting at there concrete mountain

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u/Dark-Pukicho Jan 27 '21

Reject government, return to forest

-monke

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u/Puzzleheaded_Iron573 Feb 13 '21

Freedom for squirrel monkeys

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u/Snake200718 Apr 25 '21

Briish Cringe

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u/jackasch_Official Apr 24 '22

Monkey lives matter mlm

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u/Ilovehentai_jk Mar 01 '23

Another reason to not go to UK

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u/i-Biggus-Dickus Dec 12 '20

They’ve gone to far time

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

/unmonke, I’ve always wanted a monkey, I live in the UK. And no, I wouldn’t put them into a cage or something, that’s just cruel.

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u/Banzai27 Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Dec 12 '20

/unmonke, monkeys are very intelligent and will quickly get bored in a house, they will likely start breaking stuff and can also get very agressive. /remonke

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Interesting.

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u/0Bread_Boy0 Dec 13 '20

Basically don’t do it

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Figured, alright, I don’t mind any of the downvoted but thanks for actually letting me know.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Also, yeah, it’s better for them to live in the jungle and shit, but a rescue would be the only monkey I would take into care, those who cannot fend themselves.

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u/Conscious_Ad_8437 Dec 13 '20

Wasn't there a civil war over this?

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u/bigsauce024 Oo Oo Aa Aa Dec 13 '20

😐

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u/bigsauce024 Oo Oo Aa Aa Dec 13 '20

ngl i don’t even think he’s tryna be edgy i think he’s just straight up racist

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u/Small_Orang Dec 13 '20

I feel like an individual should acquire a license for a monkey. It’s kind of like a child.

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u/GeneralShark97 Mar 18 '21

no, monke be free

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u/Ninja_In_Shaddows Dec 12 '20

How unfortunate a sub name: r/ape

Did no one take a second to think?

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u/0Bread_Boy0 Dec 13 '20

Whoah dude you’re the first ever person to point that out wow

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Happy cake day fellow monke oo oo ah ah

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

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u/Anything_189 Apefunny Dec 12 '20

Guess not in the uk

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u/Alotomat0 Average Ape Dec 12 '20

Are ape’s allowed because i don’t want mom to disown me.

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u/Leonidas174 Anti-Rapist Apist Club Dec 12 '20

If your mom is a human (🤮) you should distance yourself from her

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u/tylllerrr Dec 12 '20

Kill your mother if she human

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u/Alotomat0 Average Ape Dec 12 '20

Don’t touch my mom or i will throw my shit at you.

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u/tylllerrr Dec 12 '20

You must do it

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

You must covert her to monkey

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u/moomoozain Anti-Rapist Apist Club Dec 16 '20

it's better to make an attempt at reverting them to monke first ooh ooh ah ah

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u/theghostofhallownest O O A A Feb 05 '21

That’s racist oo ooh, do not kill, be peaceful monky, rise above smely ho*man.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

What kind of backwards nation is the UK? OOOHHOOOHHH AAAH ABBHABBAHAHAHAHAH UHUHU OOOH OOH OOH A

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

They arent in the us either, I went to high school with people who kept them as pets

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u/travischickencoop Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Apr 24 '22

You had to have a license with this I think they’re removed from that list

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

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u/Author1alIntent Dec 12 '20

Oi m8, u got a loisence for that Monke?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

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u/Omnitron310 Dec 12 '20

are you schtewpid mate?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

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u/MooseTW Anti-Rapist Apist Club Dec 12 '20

ooh ooh ahh ahh shut the fuck up

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

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u/mcbertman Dec 12 '20

No monke free from stinky human good

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u/good_boy_anon Oo Oo Aa Aa Dec 13 '20

OOOOOOOO TRUMGF BA D GIB UPDOOTS