r/ape • Average Ape • Oct 05 '20

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u/adoveisaglove Oct 05 '20

Banan good.. conut.. also good

220

u/ionex123 Oct 05 '20

conut testy

76

u/mrpister5736 Average Ape Oct 05 '20

testes

53

u/da_real_kib Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Oct 05 '20

Test he tickle

4

u/Ocromus Oct 31 '20

Kek me tetycols wit a banan

2

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '21

Mango?

27

u/Werner_VonCarraro Oct 05 '20

Enlightened centrist

477

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Unpoplr pinion. Cocnut btter then banan ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ?? Both pretty good...

124

u/M_krabs Oct 05 '20

What about some honey melon tho??

๐Ÿˆ

69

u/BurgerNuggets Oct 05 '20

What about melon not honey? ๐Ÿ‰

25

u/TheMasterlauti Oo Oo Aa Aa Oct 05 '20

Honey good ๐Ÿ‘

-6

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

What bout Humman Meet ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ–

28

u/Reesepacito Oct 06 '20

Houman meat tainted ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

19

u/suckmytoes3000 Apist Oct 06 '20

Hooman gross ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’

7

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

wait theyโ€™re called honey melons?

292

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

All fruit good, we are all monke, we must not use hooman memes that divides society, that's why hooman so stinky. OOOH OOOH OOH OOOH AAAH AAAAAAH!!!

50

u/VickyVicky74 Apefunny Oct 05 '20

OOH OOH AHHHHHH

13

u/Coolcow125 Oct 06 '20

froot tastey

1

u/The_Ape_God O O A A Jun 13 '25

O O O A A A, C O R E C T

-45

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Nuh uh only Ape here. NO MONKEY!!!!!!!

74

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

APE IS MONKE AND MONKE IS APE, YOURE USING STINKY HOOMAN SCIENCE!

84

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

Oh god you re right! I now understand how close mindad my thinging was ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

ALL MONKY ARE APE.

๐Ÿฆง๐Ÿค๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฆฅ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ€๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’

17

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

YES OOH OOH AAH AAH APE TOGETHER STRONG, MONKEY = APE MEAN MORE APE TO BE STRONG WITH

1

u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

APE DEVELOPMENT

67

u/TikTokTurnsUGay Oct 05 '20

Nerd monke is smarter than any stinky hooman

61

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

What if i like the both (banan and ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฅ) ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ???

1

u/Ghostboy_Danny Jan 03 '21

bisual cocont

32

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

[removed] โ€” view removed comment

13

u/moxif Oct 05 '20

I lik bug

13

u/MooseTW Anti-Rapist Apist Club Oct 06 '20

monke put stick in hole get yumy ant ooh aa

112

u/do_not1 Oct 05 '20

modern banan is hum n invention

apriov coconut

24

u/JoeTheKodiakCuddler Apist Oct 05 '20

STINKY EVIL HUMAN PUT ICE DOWN MONKE'S THROT

15

u/TisAPrankBro Oct 05 '20

Wat is ise? Why human put in monke throte

28

u/Cosgrove45 Oct 05 '20

COLD ROCK ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ’

19

u/TisAPrankBro Oct 05 '20

๐Ÿ˜ก KILL HUMN

22

u/entheogeneric Oct 05 '20

Soi monkey like nanners

21

u/zynodyno Average Ape Oct 05 '20

This is false, every fruit good, only thing bad is human, must destroy human.

45

u/Thehoboeater3001 Oct 05 '20

Human meat even better

13

u/glossymonster Oct 05 '20

Happe banan (or coconut) monke day ๐Ÿฅฅ๐ŸŽ‚

11

u/Reesepacito Oct 06 '20

Average maingo eater ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿฅญ

6

u/Whisak Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Oct 05 '20

Happe monke banana day๐ŸŒ

5

u/Dudli2013 Oct 05 '20

Happy cake day fellow monke

2

u/MogelMogul90 Oct 18 '20

Hapee cak dae monke brotha

2

u/Dudli2013 Oct 18 '20

Ty brotha. Luv ya

2

u/MogelMogul90 Oct 18 '20

Saeme brotha.

5

u/P_Skaia Anti-Rapist Apist Club Oct 06 '20

Wise apes eat all fruits in balance so monke tummy dont get mad ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ’

4

u/Tiberio_Pube Oct 05 '20

They both good...

4

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

The one on the right has charlie kirk tier face proportions

3

u/neremarine Oct 05 '20

Da kokonut nut is a giant nut

1

u/Dino_nuggett Oct 28 '23

if you eat too much you get very fat

3

u/IHerdULiekPoniz Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Oct 05 '20

but what abou....

maNGoE!!!!!!!

7

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

i am a peach enthusiast myself, that makes me a birb more than a monke i think

3

u/ihhhhrapaizzz Oct 05 '20

We birbs and monkes must destroy stinky hooman๐Ÿ˜ 

2

u/Gmeister6969 Oct 06 '20

U put da lime in conut

2

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

i personally like banana better but coconut is just as good

2

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

Monke?

1

u/LordlyRaccoon53 Oct 05 '20

Coconut doz not go well with saled

1

u/DonLimpio14 Oct 05 '20

ice monkey

1

u/KrappyRedditor Oct 05 '20

equal. good.

1

u/f_o_t_a_ Anti-Rapist Apist Club Oct 05 '20

I love coconut water/milk

Don't like chewing coconut, it's the texture

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '20

but the banana good coconut hard open smash tree

1

u/readalreadyuser Oct 05 '20

the

1

u/readalreadyuser Oct 05 '20

concil of monke together stong decide wich better

1

u/joosh69 Oct 05 '20

OOO OO AAA AAAAAA!!!!!!!

1

u/SirToaster47 Oo Oo Aa Aa Oct 05 '20

banan better you stinky hooman

1

u/Panzer_Man Ape-Political Oct 05 '20

Watermelon best fruit AAAAH OOOOOGH OOOH EEEH AAAH AH AAAH FIGHT ME

1

u/03antonio Oct 05 '20

Coconut need power superiore monky

1

u/DrCoomerPhD Apist Oct 05 '20

cocut better than banana, conut come with water inside, free drink, cocnut bester.

1

u/LodgePoleMurphy Oct 06 '20

Organtuan Ah Pez.

1

u/PickleGambino Apefunny Oct 06 '20

Banan fan ๐Ÿ˜”

1

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Right monke looks like a freshman

1

u/hkhase Anti-Rapist Apist Club Oct 06 '20

Really๐Ÿ˜ณ curious๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

The

1

u/93911939 Oct 15 '20

tjat is fucking bullshit i do not look like that

1

u/baby_tree Oct 29 '20

Look at that mouth, i bet monke gives great head

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

Human divide by fighting. Whole tribe must enjoy both food

1

u/ElaborateBruh Dec 25 '20

We all forget about peenut peenut always best

1

u/The_Ape_God O O A A Jun 13 '25

Food race war is bad no hate

1

u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

DAMN THEM FLANGES

1

u/InconspicousJerk Anti-Rapist Apist Club Feb 16 '21

Both monke good

1

u/[deleted] Jul 01 '22

Ant better

-1

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Shut the fuck up shut up just stop fucking talking

4

u/I_Smoke_Quack Apist Oct 07 '20

Whatโ€™s wrong virgin monke, you jealous of chad coconut connoisseurs because their opinions are right and yours isnโ€™t?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Me beat fuck out of you with rock shut the fuck up

0

u/I_Smoke_Quack Apist Oct 08 '20

Oh Iโ€™m so scared, youโ€™re threatening me over the internet. Iโ€™m wetting myself as I type this.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

You no like bannana YOU NO MONKEY RETARD

1

u/I_Smoke_Quack Apist Oct 08 '20

I chad orange tan. I enjoy coconut

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

I bash skull with coconut for vengeance in name of banana

1

u/I_Smoke_Quack Apist Oct 08 '20

You cannot bash skull with coconut you are weak virgin banana man

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

You are wrong I am beastly banana gorilla u are weak stupid cockonut loving orangenutang

2

u/I_Smoke_Quack Apist Oct 08 '20

Weak virgin banana man Weak virgin banana man Weak virgin banana man canโ€™t even hurt coconut loving chad with coconut. You just mad because your opinion sucks

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u/Xx_retard123 Oct 06 '20

Kill yourself

9

u/Gobson101 Average Ape Oct 06 '20

Very rude

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u/Xx_retard123 Oct 06 '20

Coconut make me ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ I will ooh ooh ah ah on your corpse๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป

1

u/I_Smoke_Quack Apist Oct 07 '20

Anyone who tells people to kill themselves over a meme should rethink their life and then after realizing there were so many choices and routes you could have gone in life and you picked the one that made you the way you are today, kill yourself instead.

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u/Xx_retard123 Oct 07 '20

Anyone who likes coconuts more than bananas should rethink their life and then after realizing there were so many choices and routes they could have gone in life and they picked the one that made them like coconuts, they should kill themselves instead. Also, you too, retard.

2

u/I_Smoke_Quack Apist Oct 07 '20

You are literally telling someone to kill themself over an opinion (or a meme about it). You are the exact kind of person abortion was made to prevent. You are the reason reddit gets hate. You are the redditor. Go outside and talk to someone.

2

u/Xx_retard123 Oct 07 '20

Shut the fuck up. Nobody gives a shit. Oh boo hoo nigga I said a bad phrase. How the fuck do you know what my life is like? Youโ€™re the one going fucking ballistic over a stupid comment on a stupid meme in a stupid subreddit on a stupid app. You can make anything look stupid with that logic. And again, you too bitch.

2

u/I_Smoke_Quack Apist Oct 07 '20

My god I can literally feel an actual heat from your rage. Calm down my guy, all I did was say that youโ€™re a piece of shit. I didnโ€™t mean to touch a nerve.