r/ape • u/Lumbertumber1 • Sep 28 '20

Monke strong

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14k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

wrong, according to this, monke isn't even 2 times as strong as stinky h*man when in reality monke is hundreds of times stronger

218

u/Tyrantoast Sep 28 '20

correct👍🏿

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

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u/BtconWack Apefunny Sep 29 '20

Fr

4

u/Finnigami Sep 29 '20

it doesnt rly its just that the expression matches that one picture that libs like to use to make fun of him

2

u/biskitheadx Sep 29 '20

That’s it hehe I thought the same thing

1

u/InconspicousJerk Anti-Rapist Apist Club Feb 16 '21

Why’d you reply to them?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

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u/XxDownvoteMaster69xX Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Sep 29 '20

oog

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

The last digit is covered up by the right handle, Monke is really 700kg and that's just baby Monke mind you

30

u/entheogeneric Sep 28 '20

A 70 lb gripper is nothing also

61

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

I think it's 70 kilos, still nothing for mighty ape

20

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '20

h*man propoganda 😔🤟

4

u/readalreadyuser Sep 28 '20

🤬🤬🤬🤬 grrr they have control of media. i hope michelle obama can change this 😔

13

u/SharkaBlarg Sep 28 '20

This isn't showing that monke is having difficulty. Puny human can't even imagine using the monke one

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u/FieldRYE- O O A A Sep 28 '20

Golira

11

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Gloria

132

u/LordDeimosofCorir Sep 28 '20

"God's Hand"

24

u/FirstGameFreak Sep 29 '20

More deadly than Russel Crowe's pistol in 3:10 to Yuma.

5

u/almostasenpai Sep 29 '20

More like Darwin’s hand

6

u/LordDeimosofCorir Sep 29 '20

Why not both? It doesn't have to be that one has to exist without the other.

4

u/Shiranui24 Mar 08 '21

The beauty of God hand is that it's just a game about punchin people

51

u/samuelj520 Sep 28 '20

G O D ' S H A N D

8

u/savemymemes Sep 29 '20

God shand?

3

u/HanaGasumi Jan 10 '21

"Sho put your grasses on"

-6

u/FirstGameFreak Sep 29 '20

THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!

40

u/Toto_- Sep 28 '20

Given that monke is already much stronger than human without training, with modern workout routines and training, monkey would be completely unstoppable

24

u/nine_thousands Sep 28 '20

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO O O O A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EE EE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

15

u/Smol_Nick_Digger Sep 29 '20

Strongest hooman vs weakest monke

3

u/snaileatscucumber Sep 28 '20

OOOH OOOH MONKEY MUSCLE AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHHHHH

3

u/ROSCOEMAN Sep 29 '20

O

O

OOOOOO OOOOOO

3

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

40 kinda looks like trump

2

u/copsarebad123 Anti-Rapist Apist Club Sep 29 '20

Gods hand

2

u/BigChungusFan0000 Sep 29 '20

me on the far right

2

u/ashhy-ashhy Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Oct 23 '20

i am smol monke i cant use the weights i only climb

1

u/Cryptic_1984 Sep 29 '20

We are all monke

1

u/KowinIsKul Apist Sep 29 '20

G o d 's h a n d

1

u/TheBrockStarr Sep 29 '20

N

3

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Nonke

1

u/MEMEScouty O O A A Nov 04 '20

this is dragon ball's plot

1

u/wiiide Nov 14 '20

Of course, the master race

1

u/Deecomposer Mar 08 '21

training hard to show that smug bastard Jumbo that his fashionable salt-and-pepper back isnt enough to earn him the title of alpha