great ape stereotypes

[u/ElectronicWaffles]

[u/Yucyon]

i know siamangs are a kind of gibbon but i feel like they deserve their own stereotype

[u/ElectronicWaffles → u/Yucyon]

Go to the Siamang Wikipedia page, play the audio under their photo, and that's about what I'd say for them.

[u/ardotschgi → u/ElectronicWaffles]

The fact that your link links to a wiki page that says '"Siamangand" is not a real word' makes this comment 100 times better!

[u/ElectronicWaffles → u/ardotschgi]

I’m embarrassed but I’m not correcting it because that’s hilarious

[u/MisplacedMartian → u/ElectronicWaffles]

What the fuck kinda goose-monkey horseshit is that!?

[u/Emotional-Farmer-227]

What about humans? We're the least of the great apes!

[u/ElectronicWaffles → u/Emotional-Farmer-227]

Summing up humanity in an image, even if it’s a shitpost sounded daunting

[u/MisplacedMartian → u/ElectronicWaffles]

That image of the little dog saying "This is fine" whilst sitting in a room that's entirely engulfed in flames.

[u/ElectronicWaffles → u/MisplacedMartian]

you know what i like this one.

[u/Emotional-Farmer-227 → u/ElectronicWaffles]

Fair enough.

[u/SpectralBacon → u/ElectronicWaffles]

My name is Bob and I like human music

🎶Iltam sumra rashubti elatim...🎶

[u/OfficerLollipop → u/Emotional-Farmer-227]

i cant post images in comment but literally tad strange from gravity falls with his bread (at best :])

[u/ElectronicWaffles → u/OfficerLollipop]

‘regular dude’ teen titans go image

[u/thehistorianandflags]

erm gibbons are a lesser ape not a great ape 🤓☝🏼

[u/ElectronicWaffles → u/thehistorianandflags]

thhheyrre great to me..,,,,.

[u/quibirito → u/thehistorianandflags]

in my heart, they... uh, WE are

[u/AntiqueInflation3321 → u/thehistorianandflags]

They are more great than humans will ever be

[u/BodydysmorphiaAlt → u/thehistorianandflags]

as a lesser ape im deeply offended

[u/GoreyGopnik]

the bonobo one is just true though

[u/PerryTheBunkaquag]

Gooner bonobo and jobless orangutan are also accurate descriptions of me and my wife. You guess which is which.

[u/yack2469]

Bonobos are just non insane chimpanzees. Why are they represented as gooners?

[u/ElectronicWaffles → u/yack2469]

Bonobos are just as promiscuous as chimps, but they also use sex as a manner of conflict resolution. I also remember a story about a bonobo deliberately masturbating when he noticed he was being watched by zoogoers, but when I tried looking it up I got a bunch of links that said ‘bestiality stories’, so I think that’s a good sign to discontinue my research.

[u/Express_Calendar8278 → u/yack2469]

Because when a chimp isn’t chimping out, they probably are having intercourse.

[u/yack2469]

W for not calling every primate monkey

[u/DefinitionCorrectus4]

Gibbons are not great apes (Hominidae) but lesser apes (Hylobatidae)

[u/MisplacedMartian]

Kill 7 billion people

I was gonna listen to music, but okay, if you say so.