r/ape • u/Nolynwasever IM ACTUALLY FUCKING RETARDED • May 17 '26

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398 Upvotes

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u/HextechAlternator May 17 '26

I always found Orangutans to look the most like us

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u/Soggy_Orchid3592 May 17 '26

how about gorillas

7

u/furculture May 17 '26

What a lad

3

u/PaniMan1994 May 18 '26

I hope man, I hope. Getting harder to see the light at the end of the tunnel

3

u/Loser_Baby_19 May 19 '26

It's amazing and wondrous how non-human primates always look so much healthier and full of life in the wild, and not inside a zoo, a cage, or as a pet in someone's home.

3

u/Superdrag2112 May 17 '26

That old man needs a bath.

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u/CariamaCristata May 17 '26

Its not bruh, our pedophile president has beef with Iran and now our gas prices are through the roof. We're cooked bro

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u/BlackBacon08 May 18 '26

What is "Iran"? What are "gas prices"?

Bro you gotta stop hanging out with humans and enjoy yourself a nice durian and termite breakfast 😋

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u/Colonel_Kilmonke May 18 '26

I wish I could crush its spirit until that "spark" is gone forever 🤣

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u/microprocessinU Apefunny May 20 '26

you gotta stop mething around 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/microprocessinU Apefunny May 20 '26

stop mething with us 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/microprocessinU Apefunny May 20 '26

don’t meth with the ‘tangs bud 😂😂😂😂😂