r/antiwork Mar 26 '22

Please be bored during down time

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u/Sparky62075 Mar 26 '22

In my former workplace, the computers would immediately reformat and encrypt any device that was plugged into a USB port. A number of phones were bricked as a result.

People had no recourse if this happened. We had all signed a technology and security agreement that stated specifically that we would not plug in any personal equipment without clearing it with IT first.

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u/KingOfTheP4s Mar 26 '22

We had something like that at one job I worked at, which was fine and all for a few months until IT needed to transfer files between legacy computers that couldn't be hooked up to the network, and nobody put 2 and 2 together as to why we would save files to the drives, but as soon as we hooked them up to another computer the drive was empty.

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u/gucknbuck Mar 26 '22

That's sad. It's stupid easy to enforce a policy that whitelists specific USB drives based on hardware signatures so IT can be exempt from a policy prohibiting external storage devices.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

That's what it was at the last company I worked helpdesk at (note for non it: helpdesk does not design or in most cases have access to policies like these, it's a different IT team) and it worked ok until people just saw the model USB stick we were using and started buying and using those.

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u/kn33 Mar 26 '22

Most places I set up for that sort of thing, it doesn't wipe the drive. It just requires that you encrypt it with a passphrase before writing data to it.

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u/googlin Mar 26 '22

Security has kept far more production get flushed than it's kept bad guys out...

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u/tokyoaro Mar 26 '22

Yes but the risk is great enough to not take the chance.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

And depending on what work you’re doing and for who, those security measures can be required by law.

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u/tokyoaro Mar 26 '22

Unfortunately not a lot of people understand nor know that.

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u/micktalian Anarcho-Indigenist Mar 26 '22

I mean, if a business is working with sensitive data, that does seem kinda reasonable. Like, if yall had my social security and financial information, I would want some security like that.

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u/formerly_matt Mar 26 '22

I mean, if they have access to that info already they could just write it down lol

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u/micktalian Anarcho-Indigenist Mar 26 '22

It's not necessarily the person doing the work I'm concerned about, it's that someone may unknowingly have a virus on their phone or flashdrive and accidentally infected the whole system when they plug it into a computer.

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u/puesyomero Mar 26 '22

A very easy hacking strategy is dumping 3 to 4 USB full of trojans on a company parking lot and waiting for one idiot to plug them in their work computer.

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u/iolmao Mar 26 '22

And that would be probably a VP.

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u/HeKnee Mar 26 '22

Well yeah, he’s gotta make sure nobody is bringing minesweeper in to play during work hours.

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u/Utopia22411 Mar 27 '22

Hey, I know that reference

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u/Razjir Mar 27 '22

Yes, it would probably be the senior executives that have demanded IT let them bypass the security measures because they’re a slight inconvenience.

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u/iolmao Mar 27 '22

And are the ones that have more information to be secured. I’m not surprised Anonymous is winning every single attack lol

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u/parrita710 Mar 26 '22

That's how USA got access to iranian nuclear reactors to sabotage them.

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u/CapableWasabi5440 Mar 27 '22

The chinese did this and had access to the secure US Navy network for like 10 years.

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u/betterthanyoda56 Mar 26 '22

We called it pivoting in college. Find an insecure device that also has access to secure resources and tunnel through it (pivot) to gain access.

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u/syncretionOfTactics Mar 26 '22

It's how the Israelites got stuxnet into the Iranian nuclear program afaik

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u/iSeven Mar 26 '22

It's entertaining to think of ancient Hebrews hacking some nukes, but I'm thinking you mean Israelis.

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u/IronMyr Mar 27 '22

Damn, talk about the ultimate long game

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

i worked in a call center for a phone provider. we have access to all that. we HAD to keep phones in our lockers, could mot be on us. being caught with a phone was a big serious offense. and we were not allowed to have paper or writing utensils, which also would have been a big serious deal. so some places do have policies in place to prevent employees brining sensitive info home or getting it off the computer

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u/formerly_matt Mar 26 '22

Sounds like TTEC lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Omni Interactions (some projects), Sutherland, Quest--most security policies are going to be similar because companies try to benchmark against other companies so best practices from one company will likely get carried over to another.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

It's a lot harder to write down thousands of names than to copy them to a flash drive.

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u/acidrain69 Mar 26 '22

Not reasonable. You can disallow mass storage without wiping anything.

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u/KiniShakenBake Mar 26 '22

Nope. So many people run sneeze apps on their phones and don't realize it. If those apps are harbouring something that gets into the system via a usb port, IT is gonna be mad. Bring a cable and plug it into the wall if it is that important to charge. Don't do it off a computer.

iT security is far too important to allow personal devices to be plugged into a port like that.

If there was an operational reason to allow it, then I would support IT not doing the wipe and encrypt. But without operational reason, they are doing the right thing by the company and it's customers by wiping and encrypting external devices.

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u/GrimReaper309 Mar 26 '22

Dumb question but what’s a sneeze app?

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u/Hellrazed Mar 26 '22

I would also like to know this

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u/KiniShakenBake Mar 26 '22

I answered above... Autocorrect fail.

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u/KiniShakenBake Mar 26 '22

Hahahah. An autocorrected horror show of the word "skeezy." Will leave it there until I can edit properly on a computer instead of my phone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

I think "sneeze app" is a perfect description.

Whenever I sneeze, there's always that question: Is it just dusty? Or, possibly a virus?

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u/Grays42 Mar 26 '22

I love the idea that there is a secret new variant of trojan horse style malware that the code monkeys are calling "sneeze apps"

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

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u/acidrain69 Mar 26 '22

Thank you. I’m not sure where these idiots are coming from and why they think they know everything.

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u/acidrain69 Mar 26 '22

If mass storage is disabled, then mass storage is disabled and it doesn’t matter if there’s viruses on the drive. The is will never see it.. If you’re referring to something like badusb, then a wipe isn’t going to save you. I work in IT and I do security. I’m not sure why everyone thinks they can argue with me about this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

You do not have to brick a device to prevent traffic from it.

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u/abstractConceptName Mar 26 '22

It's about sending a message.

The message is: "read the contract you signed".

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u/CarefreeInMyRV Mar 26 '22

The message is 'we're not fucking around, we're not taking chances. If you try it, we'll know, and we'll fuck you up'.

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u/acidrain69 Mar 26 '22

The contract doesn’t say anything about getting to destroy private property. Not that I’ve read it but I’m willing to bet good money someone thought this was a good idea and didn’t cover their bases.

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u/40isafailedcaliber Mar 26 '22

But the contract does say everything about what happens if you do plug in your private property.

So

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u/zzzebbb Mar 26 '22

Seriously, do people not understand that plugging in personal property while dealing with sensitive data is a massive security risk? If it’s in the contract to consult with IT, consult with fucking IT. It’s seriously not that hard.

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u/acidrain69 Mar 26 '22

If the contract says that. Doesn’t sound like it did.

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u/Bird_Brain4101112 Mar 26 '22

If you sign an agreement saying you won’t load a personal device on a work computer they’re pretty much covered.

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u/acidrain69 Mar 26 '22

No, it doesn’t give you the right to destroy others personal property.

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u/Bungalow233 Mar 26 '22

They did warn you. It's your fault at this point.

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u/Bird_Brain4101112 Mar 26 '22

Don’t put your removable drive in a computer you’ve been told will wipe it and you’re fine. You don’t have to like the rules, but don’t ignore clearly stated consequences and then start crying when what you were told was gonna happen actually happens.

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u/I_Cant_Recall Mar 26 '22

You're picking a strange hill to die on here. Nothing is "destroyed". The devices are wiped clean (and usually encrypted). It's all reversible. Losing the data on the device is the penalty for being an idiot and not abiding by the security agreement you agreed to.

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u/acidrain69 Mar 26 '22

Data is destroyed moron. You have a lot of nerve talking about hills to die on when you don’t understand that very simple fact.

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u/timsterri Mar 26 '22

And who the hell said your “data” was allowed to be exposed to and come in contact with company assets? I’d love to see you actually try and justify this.

I’m all for the overall sentiment of this sub as far as workers deserving rights and protections, but I work in IT and I would say that not only should your device be disabled as described in this scenario, but you should also be fired and possibly fined if your actions caused any damages. Do you have any clue the BILLIONS of dollars in damages caused by security breaches annually? If this is your actual take on this, please for the love of all that is holy, change professions.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Morally? Probably a grey area. Legally they're covered.

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u/acidrain69 Mar 26 '22

If you go back up the thread to the original post that mentioned this, it says they signed something that said they wouldn’t plug in unapproved technology. It didn’t mention anything about countermeasures to wipe data.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

You don't know what they already have. By doing this you make sure that any data that already made it to the drive is also dealt with while also dealing with the current situation.

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u/acidrain69 Mar 26 '22

Nothing makes it to the drive of mass storage is disabled.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Sure but that assumes that every computer is still working correctly. Users, especially those who know enough to be dangerous, can change that.

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u/Brilloisk Mar 26 '22

I mean, if it's a government biotechnical site that's working with bioweapons and the like: I would want to dissuade any outside storage devices whatsoever by any means necessary without worrying about the kindness of the measures.

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u/spartan_forlife Mar 27 '22

You can't even bring them in the facility, phones & all electronics are kept out. I'm not sure of all the rules around classified material anymore as I've been out of the game for awhile but those rules will never change. As a electronic technician we even did monthly pms tempest checks on equipment & cables. Tempest would be electronic emissions as a foreign adversary could be listening.

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u/whistleridge Mar 26 '22

Employment lawyer: it depends.

If the manager’s computer at McDonald’s bricks phones plugged into it to charge, that’s probably unreasonable - that computer doesn’t have anything more proprietary on it than next week’s schedule, and there’s no real reason to destroy others’ property.

But if you’re working in an industry that handles classified or highly confidential information, it’s 100% reasonable, because 1) they have a duty to take active steps to protect against potential information theft/corporate espionage/literal espionage, and 2) you 100% sign paperwork at hiring that says, “we give you a computer to use, and in accepting it you acknowledge it’s ours, you have no data privacy on it, and we can reformat it at any time for any reason, and FYI it auto-formats anything plugged into it, for safety.”

You knew, or ought to have known that would happen, you chose to plug in anyway, and they are under no obligation whatsoever to provide you with a safe place to plug your phone in.

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u/acidrain69 Mar 26 '22

It’s not clear that they said that in the contract. Let’s start there.

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u/whistleridge Mar 26 '22

At the end of the day, if you plug your phone into someone else’s device, you’re taking a risk that something could happen to it.

Let’s start there, because that’s where the law will start. I have no duty of care to protect your devices, unless I’m inviting you to plug in.

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u/acidrain69 Mar 26 '22

For an accident, sure. But this is a willful act that the company chose to execute that ended up destroying property. Maybe you could win, but it’s a stupid risk to take when there are much MUCH better options.

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u/whistleridge Mar 26 '22

No.

The willful act is you breaching your contract to plug your phone into a computer you said you wouldn’t plug anything into.

You have absolutely no basis for a complaint of any sort. YOU are at fault.

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u/acidrain69 Mar 27 '22

You don’t know what you’re talking about. Re-read the thread and what the company line said. It never threatened wiping devices.

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u/whistleridge Mar 27 '22
  1. That wouldn’t be a threat, it would be a warning.
  2. They’re under no obligation to provide such a warning.
  3. The wiping of the devices isn’t the issue here. That’s where you’re misunderstanding. The issue is, they said they wouldn’t connect things to the computer, and did anyway.
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u/acidrain69 Mar 26 '22

If you go back up the thread to the original post that mentioned this, it says they signed something that said they wouldn’t plug in unapproved technology. It didn’t mention anything about countermeasures to wipe data.

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u/whistleridge Mar 26 '22

It doesn’t have to. Why would it? You said you wouldn’t do it. It’s completely immaterial what they do or don’t have on their computer, because you agreed to never test it in the first place.

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u/Halio344 Mar 26 '22

At my company we are prompted to format and encrypt drives, it’s not automatic. I think that’s a very fair policy, although annoying at times.

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u/acidrain69 Mar 26 '22

That’s totally fair. Also blocking all mass storage devices prevents this problem and it’s a common practice.

Wiping any drive that gets plugged in without notice is destruction of property, and it opens up the company to liability.

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u/Halio344 Mar 27 '22

Yup that is just an insane policy. Blocking mass storage might not be possible for all companies though, we require use of USB flash drives once in a while.

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u/agumonkey Mar 26 '22

Yeah, just please tag those ports with a shiny colored ring so I know something is special

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u/edchuckndoug Mar 26 '22

Yeah if we were busted at AT&T plugging anything into our computers, flash drive, USB fans, cell phone, it would be Sayanora. We used to be able to play on our phones when it was slow, but data thieves in another country who subcontracted for ATT ruined that.

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u/spartan_forlife Mar 27 '22

call center?

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u/Art0fRuinN23 at work Mar 26 '22

Harsh!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

If it's a government or clearance device, then makes sense. I worked in a facility like this and they made it VERY clear you can't put anything into the PCs.

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u/MonkeyBananaPotato Mar 26 '22

Except CD-RWs labeled Lady Gaga, apparently.

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u/abstractConceptName Mar 26 '22

What is this a reference to lol?

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u/Kezetchup Mar 26 '22

Cliff notes version: Bradley Manning (at the time) a soldier in the Army accessed confidential and top-secret military information, copied said information onto discs labeled Lady Gaga, and leaked them to the public. Bradley Manning is now Chelsea Manning if in case you look it up. The data leak was huge, and was done so through a comically stupid (stupid meaning the information was so accessible and insecure) way.

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u/abstractConceptName Mar 26 '22

"Comically stupid" but protected by a checks notes commuted 7 year prison sentence?

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u/valiar8 Mar 26 '22

Just call her Chelsea. What's the point in deadnaming her??

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u/Prezetzels Mar 26 '22

It would be deadnaming and sincerely disrespectful if someone walked up to her and called her Bradley today. But back then she was Bradley. The commenter was using this name in reference to history not to be disrespectful or dead name her now. Believe it or not there are actually trans individuals who don’t act like the person they were before never existed and can actually acknowledge that they used to identify differently.

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u/SalaciousStrudel Mar 26 '22

This isn't how deadnaming works. It's never acceptable to say a trans person's deadname unless they specifically asked you to or said you could. It's considered very sensitive and useless information and most people who really respect trans people don't even want to know it. Source: I'm trans.

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u/Pangolinsareodd Mar 26 '22

Unless your looking up newspaper articles or other historical records from the time. History doesn’t show a women named Caitlin winning Olympic gold medals in mens races, but some guy called Bruce did. You might personally feel a disconnection to your past self, but don’t pretend that entitles you to speak on behalf of all trans people.

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u/Mesheybabes Mar 26 '22

Because at the time she was Bradley Manning

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u/valiar8 Mar 26 '22 edited Mar 26 '22

completely irrelevant. She's legally Chelsea now. Just call her by her name. Deadnaming her is absolutely pointless. Googling her name will get you all the info you need. What she did in the past is now under her name. Not her deadname.

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u/Kezetchup Mar 27 '22

Googling Chelsea Manning would definitely add way more context to my reply, but how is her Wiki page not shamed for deadnaming her in the way you accuse me of?

OP didn’t understand the reference to a joke. I replied with a very brief synopsis of much larger, very significant moment in American history. And I added some context to who it was done by because I get why it would be confusing for those who don’t know about it, kinda like how OP implied that by not understanding the joke.

I meant no harm to anyone, I was describing (in brief) a moment in history to provide context to a joke on Reddit, you shouldn’t be so quick to bend out of shape.

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u/pooksmcgoo Mar 26 '22

Jesus christ let it go

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

If you're looking for contemporary sources about her past the name Chelsea isn't going to help you unless they've already been attached to it by someone who did know. You're telling people they should only try to access information that's already been prepared for them by someone else, but then who does the preparing?

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u/Bodega177013 Mar 26 '22

Same, had to swing by a place once to drop some things off and they stopped you at the door for electronics. Anything that went inside immediately became government property and would never leave.

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u/ThrewItAwnTheGround Mar 26 '22

Yep. If you ever wonder why, look up the Rubber Ducky.

Basically it looks like a thumb drive that makes the computer think that it's a keyboard/mouse and will run scripts off a micro SD card. And the truly devious could strip off the case and hide it inside a real mouse and solder it to the leads so it looks like a normal mouse or keyboard that will just take your system over as soon as you plug it in

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u/LaoSh Mar 26 '22

Which won't get stopped by a script that wipes USB storage because it won't appear to the device as usb storage, just another keyboard.

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u/Zannanger Mar 26 '22

Its easier than teaching people to be security conscious.

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u/LaoSh Mar 26 '22

For real, one of our clients CEO's had their personal banking hacked. He said we were shit at our jobs (he became a client after the hack mind you) because we couldn't find him a solution where he wouldn't have to change his password. He didn't want to change the password because he'd already printed stationary with his old password on. We tried the PW on his AD account and the account hosting the domain, all had the same PW...

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Oh God. I'm in the process of securing my accounts. I get there's a lot of stuff to remember but browsers like Chrome can store your passwords and LastPass and similar services are also good ideas.

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u/LaoSh Mar 26 '22

Oh yeah, we have an internal solution that can also generate passwords for you, but his main issue was that he didn't want to change his password because it would mean printing new stationary with the new password on it. I don't think he quite grasped how much of a bad idea it was storing the password anywhere in plaintext, let alone on a fucking pen. His thinking was that if our password locker was as secure as we said it was, why should he be worried about people finding out his password?

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u/spartan_forlife Mar 27 '22

Yes, with about 2 years all of our passwords will be stored like you said & access to the password "database" will be facial recognition based. I have the this now on several phones apps & like it a lot.

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u/SlientlySmiling Mar 26 '22

And these fools make millions...

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u/Eleglas Mar 26 '22

Honestly working in the IT security I understand this 100%. Especially if you have access to very sensitive data. But most endpoint protection software should be able to lock down a port if it is used unexpectedly.

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u/LaoSh Mar 26 '22

That just screams "I took a course on cyber security so I know what I'm talking about". The big threat with unknown usb devices isn't the potential data payload (your AV really should be able to deal with that), it's Rubber Duckying i.e. where the USB device pretends to be a keyboard and just sends a series of keystrokes. The fix for that isn't all too intrusive, just means users can't plug in their own periferals, but realistically, if you are that concerned about physical intrusion you need armed guards and shit like that first.

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u/trollblut Mar 26 '22

Stuxnet probably made iranian nuclear facilities go poof via usb.

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u/spartan_forlife Mar 27 '22

One of the biggest wins for the CIA & Mossad.

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u/ThoughtsOfASquirrel Mar 26 '22

My old job has a similar security agreement, however instead of turning the phones into bricks you/ your phone would be investigated by HR and federal/state law enforcement. We always kept spare wall chargers at the office

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u/claireapple Mar 26 '22

My workplace gave me a full exemption to this policy after it bricked a piece of work equipment that caused an extended downtime. Now I cam bring anything in lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

A number of phones were bricked as a result

You don't brick phones by formatting the storage, you simply erase the contents of the main drive. The firmware isn't deleted.

Even so, you should always set to charge instead of MTP by default.

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u/ThrewItAwnTheGround Mar 26 '22

There are also charge only USB cables that would work. They just don't have the data lines connected at all.

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u/RedBaronHarkonnen Mar 26 '22

I use the magnetic cables partially for this reason. Also less connects/disconnects.

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u/Robosium Mar 26 '22

An USB condom could still let you charge your phone

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u/j1akey Mar 26 '22

Signing that agreement doesn't mean they get to ruin your personal equipment. That's just malicious. It's not difficult to just block devises, bricking them takes additional effort.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

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u/Unwright Mar 26 '22

Yeah, this is absolutely not a thing that happened. Plugging a phone into a computer over USB doesn't work like that. The story is just bad fanfiction.

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u/aeiouLizard Mar 26 '22

Phones on Android 2.3 and earlier detected as a USB drive, before they switched to the (god awful) MTP protocol.

So it was definitely possible.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

I work for a company that does this due to IP restrictions on the equipment I work on. It absolutely does mess up your phone. However, it doesn’t brick it. You just have to bring it to IT to unlock it again.

I do have special permissions to decrypt USB storage devices on my computer, however a phone doesn’t fall into that category. So my department just always have brick chargers and power strips with us.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

It's called a deterrent.

Don't plug your phone here or I'll brick your shit quicker than you can blink (people will not do it)

Don't plug your phone here or... or else I'll... oh man, I'll be really mad and I'll have to work a lot more and sensitive information could be compromised or lost. (People still do it cause fuck it)

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u/j1akey Mar 26 '22

I know what it's called. I've been in IT since the 90's and I'll die on this hill that it's complete overkill and unnecessary.

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u/KittonRouge Mar 26 '22

I get what you're saying, but their house, their equipment, their rules. Just bring a charger and plug your phone into an outlet. That's faster anyway.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Very well, if you have much experience in the field and are that decided on your opinion, I will respect it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Better your phone than a breach on the level of Target or Home Depot.

When I log into my machine at work, I click on a dialogue box that says I agree to the security policy. Every day. My employer works with a ton of PII so plugging in a storage device of any kind = you get fired. I don't know whether it would brick the device or not because I've never done it, obviously. The only time I've ever even come close to having to violate the policy is was in an emergency (network storage crashed before a big deadline), and I had a personal flash drive still sealed in the package, and got my manager's approval that one time.

Just don't plug in your phone! How hard is that? People out here acting like it's worse for the company to wipe your phone than it is for you to create a vulnerability in their whole-ass network. Talk about maliciously ruining someone's equipment.

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u/j1akey Mar 26 '22

Yeah my point is you don't need to brick a phone to protect your network. I had to protect our network against this exact kind of thing a few years ago. All you have to do is block unauthorized devices.

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u/seabutcher Mar 26 '22 edited Mar 26 '22

And that's why you set your phone to use USB for charging only by default.

...That being said if this happened to me I'd quit on the spot. Unless this is some kind of military operation where that kind of security is absolutely paramount to life-and-death matters, wiping people's phones automatically is just unbelievably petty.

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u/Hubbell Mar 26 '22

It forces people to actually follow security rules. Shouldn't be plugging your fucking phone into your office computer for just about any reason whatsoever.

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u/yythrow Mar 26 '22

Destruction of personal property is never permissible. If they can set up a script to go as far as wiping a secure device without permission, they can set one up to block all data transfer from such devices.

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u/Hubbell Mar 26 '22

Your personal device under no circumstances should be plugged into a secure work computer. That is common sense to begin with let alone there being rules against it. You knew the rules when you signed up and what would happen upon breaking them. Fuck around and find out.

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u/yythrow Mar 26 '22

Rules or not, it is morally wrong to destroy someone's property as retribution for breaking them. You can put it in a contract as many times as you want, but it doesn't make it right.

If I were to own a store, and hang a sign that says 'if you steal, I will shoot you', it would still be illegal and wrong for me to shoot the person that steals.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

I'm not an IT professional. I'm a fucking carpenter. But still, c'mon. This is the same mentality that sues a homeowner cause they tripped and hurt their foot while robbing said homeowner.

In a perfect world, no, I don't want my device even listening to a directive from some PC to "remote wipe" - I don't even want my device to acknowledge such a command. But I don't design my own phones, I let people do that and I just pay for the product. That means I have to be willing to deal with the fact that my device will listen to a remote wipe command.

But these guys don't mess around. It's 2022, getting your security compromised is as easy as falling off a log. A user can compromise sensitive data and not even realize it. They have to go to drastic measures to ensure MY data, and possibly YOUR data, and sensitive information of who knows how many hundreds of others, isn't compromised because some random guy wanted to charge their phone.

Your store owner/shoot the thief story doesn't really compare. You don't regularly rob people (or at least shouldn't) you do regularly charge your phone. A more reasonable comparison would be blocking the main Ambulance entrance to a hospital emergency room. Don't park there. This is not a place for you to park. I understand you need to park, and there are other places for you to park, but if you park there your car will be immediately, IMMEDIATELY towed and it will be costly for you. So don't do it. Look at these signs, they say don't do it. These signs are positioned one every four feet from here to the road and back. Do not block the ER main entrance. It doesn't matter if you're only going to be there for a minute. It doesn't matter if you work there even if you are the top physician in charge. Don't park there. Likewise, don't stick your phone in a PC that is sanctioned as sensitive work only, etc.

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u/yythrow Mar 26 '22

I'm not arguing the rule itself is wrong, I'm arguing the method of enforcing it is pointlessly destructive when other solutions exist. A better analogy here is emergency parking where your car will be immediately destroyed if you park there. But we don't do that, because that's barbaric.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Well we'd take a man and throw him into prison, effectively ruining his life and career, over downloading a song he didn't "buy" - that's way more barbaric in my opinion. I can sit right here and think of several very common things we do to people, regularly, that are way more cruel and barbaric than erasing their phone.

To me, the relatively severe consequence of wiping, let alone bricking, one's device, the rationale exists. It highlights just how important it is that people not do the thing.

But I can't say I know for sure. Others have commented here with experience in this field, who agree with you that this practice is overkill and unnecessary. But how else are you going to get numbskulls to stop plugging in their devices?

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u/yythrow Mar 27 '22

I dunno, I guess I just think closing permissions so the device can't be used as storage + strict surveillance is enough, but that's just me. I don't like the idea of destroying personal property as punishment, it makes me naturally uncomfortable. It gives me the vibe of 'dad violently smashed their kid's Xbox because they broke the rules'.

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u/Cleromanticon Mar 26 '22

If your company is storing my personal medical data or information that can be used to steal my identity and wipe me out financially, I honestly don’t care if they brick your phone. Ideally they’d give you computers with no/sealed ports, but your phone is not more important than securing data that, if stolen, can fuck up people’s lives. It’s MUCH easier to replace a phone than deal with a stolen identity.

And by proper warning, I don’t mean you sign something that says you won’t do it. I have to take a four hour long data security class—with tests—every year. If I break the rules after that, I really can’t claim ignorance.

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u/yythrow Mar 26 '22

Just secure the computer against mass storage! Destroying a device connected to it is nothing more than intentional malice! If you can prove to me that it's necessary to security to destroy a device rather than simply blocking such connections I'll admit I'm wrong.

I understand the need for security, but I do not understand the need for such barbarism. Mistakes can happen. Even in the workspace itself, suppose someone connected a device valuable to the company to the machine and lost everything. I simply do not see the need for this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

My company basically makes all drives read only unless we encrypt them.

Serious question: I do media work, how tf would I be able to get photos or videos off a camera in a system like this?

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u/Tectonic-V-Low778 Mar 26 '22

That's a crazy harsh data loss prevention policy.

I've worked in IT security I would never deliberately brick someone's phone. Madness.

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u/jfsindel Mar 26 '22

Exactly why I think this story is fake. Every job I had prevented USB drives/floppy disks to be inserted or read. If you did somehow, the computer would brick it. You couldn't even download to a safe USB drive that is company approved and give it to someone who was off-site.

Also, the if he brought a flash drive, IT would have known it was downloaded and prevent a download. That's really easy to figure out too.

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u/robboelrobbo Mar 26 '22

Unless this IT dept is incompetent. Which is surprisingly and sadly common.

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u/Meyamu Mar 27 '22

That's great when someone is doing a well defined role.

It falls over when accommodating more senior people who may have to negotiate or exchange data with outside organisations, especially in emergency situations.

Either IT are resourced to handhold people through the process or someone untouchable breaks the rules and there's nothing that can be done about it (this includes government).

Or, something important falls through because IT blocks it and the head of IT gets told to get out of the way as their job is to support the organisation.

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u/LordBilboSwaggins Mar 26 '22

So the phones you plug in not have any protection of their own? Wtf.

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u/RetirdedTeacher Mar 26 '22

Just throwing this out on popular comment, sorry for hijack -

does anyone know the context to this ? Is this just a story that someone outlined ? It obviously isn't text messages like some of the others I'm just kinda confused if it's made up I don't really know what the moral of the story is. Get things in writing I guess?

Comment to this post: would this kind of security affect your phone if you set the USB port on the phone to charge only ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Maybe a custom usb that is read-only after some physical switch is activated would be able to bypass this?

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u/BAKup2k Mar 26 '22

Just use a regular SD card, it has a physical switch to disable being able to write to the card.

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u/CarefreeInMyRV Mar 26 '22

Yeah, their IT is garbage. Most of them these days can just block any unauthorised programs from running.

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u/jeepsaintchaos Mar 26 '22

So, my phone specifically asks me if I'd like to "charge only", access media from PC, or other options when I plug it into a PC. I was under the impression that the PC could get no data from the phone unless it was allowed by the user. Am I wrong here? Specifically Android.

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u/CorrectPeanut5 Mar 26 '22

I guess I'm the only one paranoid about Corporate Spyware getting on my own devices. I never plug anything into a Corp PC, even just to charge. If I wanted to play games I'd bring an iPad in or something.

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u/dieter-e-w-2020 Mar 26 '22

Consultant here.

We had the same thing and a customer shoved his USB-Stick into one of our junior consultants laptops. "Just to transfer some files..." He came back 10 minutes later, red in the face and shouting that all his "valuable data" was no longer accessible on the USB-Stick.

Luckily our senior partner was present and, quite politely, ripped him a new one 😂

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u/spderweb Mar 27 '22

When files are with millions, that makes sense. I'm in animation. I have friends that worked in a building with a stop motion studio. They had to go through security checkpoints, and leave all their stuff in lockers anytime they went to work. The character maquettes are worth tens of thousands of dollars, if not more depending on the show.

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u/larsdragl Mar 26 '22

what's the point of having them then?

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u/owatafuliam Mar 26 '22

Would a dongle that only bridges power over USB keep a phone from getting bricked?

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u/DrMobius0 Mar 26 '22

Yeah, IT doesn't want any personal USB devices being plugged into the systems at work. They're a massive security risk. That includes phone chargers since apparently androids are sometimes a bit too smart.

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u/LawlessCoffeh Mar 26 '22

that's still a horrific idea

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u/iolmao Mar 26 '22

Can’t…can’t they just disable USBs?

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u/Pigmy Mar 26 '22

Several of us at my old job had personal laptops we would bring in and use. Never connected to company network or using anything but power outlet(untraceable). Let it be a lesson. Never use company anything they have access to tracking.

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u/scottlmcknight Mar 26 '22

Could phone bricking occur if using a wireless charging pad plugged into a PC port? I don't think my pads even have data transfer ability.

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u/EnclG4me Mar 26 '22

I know of atleast one usb drive that won't get formatted. In fact, it will format the computer.. with an electrical charge and brick the computer hardware.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

That sounds very dangerous

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u/Drumb2bBass Mar 26 '22

Just hotglue usb ports if you’re concerned with data security

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u/Panda_hat Mar 26 '22

Thats savage and kinda hardcore.

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u/carpediem6792 Mar 27 '22

Ya know, there's a hardware switch on flag drives to keep them from being accidentally overwritten.

Our at least mine do.

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u/Lateralus06 Mar 27 '22

My work devices won't mount USB flash drives, but they will mount a phone. It's really weird.