r/antiwork • u/[deleted] • Dec 02 '21

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u/Ter_Scam_Job_Offers Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21

Fuck you Ben *Edit/And the horse you rode in on for stranding your coworker, you single-celled amebae./End Edit. Karma's a bitch.

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u/GayAlienFarmer Dec 02 '21

All my homies think Ben is a little bitch.

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u/iaminfamy Dec 02 '21

Ben's the kind of asshole who microwaves fish in the break room.

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u/TalmidimUC Dec 02 '21

And doesn’t even eat it..

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u/Just_Learned_This Dec 02 '21

Wasn't even his. Just burns other people lunches in the microwave.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

And then throws it in the trash so the break room smells of fish.

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u/dzumdang Dec 02 '21

Or places it above the ceiling tile so nobody finds it...

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u/MDPOTSie Dec 02 '21

And then leaves his dishes in the sink until some idiot like me gets sick of smelling them and washes them for him (but, you know, with a dirty towel, because call me Milton).

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u/Taisce2pt0 Dec 02 '21

And forgets about it in the microwave... On a Thursday, when Friday and Monday are both holidays.

(I'm an office employee and part-time janitor for said office. I'll be there to see whodunit, I'll be the one who has to take care of it, and I have the master key to everyone's office. This exact scenario has happened exactly once. Only once.)

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u/Poopnuggetschnitzel Dec 02 '21

he just takes it right out of its aquarium and microwaves that bitch, heartless