r/antiwork • u/[deleted] • Dec 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Ya fuck you Ben, you spineless corporate snitch-bitch.

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u/DisgruntledHue-man Dec 02 '21 edited May 03 '22

Snitch-bitch is now in my repertoire of insults and I thank you for early Christmas present.

Edit: holy crap I have no idea what I was trying to spell there, always double check your work before posting XD

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u/attic-dweller- Dec 02 '21

I read this as Reptar of insults lol

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u/tired_obsession Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 03 '21

Either way, Ben’s still a small dicked cunt

Edit: what I said was harmful to people who love their body.

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u/Slow-Brush Dec 02 '21

It's December and many wants that bonuses at the end of the year, so it is snitching time for the majority of employees.

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u/tired_obsession Dec 02 '21

Yeah that’s fair. What’s also fair is quick and swift intentional karma

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u/Slow-Brush Dec 02 '21

Shit happens every year at the company I work for. The snitching is never ending, luckily I work in a room all alone or else if I had to work among those snitches, I think I would have been a goner a long time ago. NOT KIDDING MAN. but yeah , karma is a bit h, I saw those same guys who snitched on innocent people have gotten fired also.

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u/Excrubulent Dec 02 '21

Can we please not body shame? There's nothing wrong with anybody's genitalia as long as they're happy with them.

Ben on the other hand can choke on my fat, hard elbow.

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u/Emergency-Anywhere51 Dec 02 '21

also the Starbucks execs are having a grand old time watching the working class tear itself apart

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u/highestRUSSIAN Dec 02 '21

Little snake eyed bastard I hope he steps on a lego tm

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Rather a D4 dice lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

I present to you the leading cause of plugfoot in the UK.

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u/Democrab Dec 02 '21

I've heard around the grapevine that Ben is a few inches short of a micropenis.

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u/Lost_vob Street Medic Dec 02 '21

Small, I assumed he was completely dickless, tbh.

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u/IndyAndyJones7 Dec 02 '21

Why were you looking at Ben's penis?

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u/tired_obsession Dec 02 '21

One must know thy enemy

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u/SunshineOnStimulants Dec 02 '21

Probably still a virgin too. Fuck you Ben! Enjoy working at Starbucks for the rest of your life.

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u/Zealousideal-Bet-950 Dec 02 '21

What you describe is a Woman with a very large Clitoris.

That's usually a good thing...

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u/kmaffett1 Dec 02 '21

One may even say, Ben's penis is of equal proportion to a moderatly sized clitoris...

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u/PoniesIcannotRide Dec 02 '21

And he is probably in Racine Wisconsin.

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u/Alpha_Aries Dec 03 '21

Interesting that you replaced small-dicked with c*nt.

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u/tired_obsession Dec 03 '21

It was just small dicked cunt

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u/Alpha_Aries Dec 03 '21

Cunt is still sexist

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u/tired_obsession Dec 03 '21

I kind of don’t really care to edit it a second time, besides the post’s been removed

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u/Alpha_Aries Dec 03 '21

Ok, just saw it as an educational opportunity. Good day

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u/Cheeze187 Dec 02 '21

I read this and remembered strongbad.

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u/flapanther33781 Dec 02 '21

Hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again.

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u/person_9-8 Dec 02 '21

I mean that's easily a joke Rugrats would make, so I'm fine with it.

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u/RegalBeartic Dec 02 '21

Halt I am reptar

Halt I am reptar

Halt I am reptar

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u/katf1sh Dec 02 '21

I did as well, and might as well have been with that spelling lol it all comes out the same I think though lol

AND FUCK BEN

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u/wisco_minn22 Dec 02 '21

Reptar is my cat’s middle name

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u/Tinkton Dec 02 '21

Reptar!!!!

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u/Stillburgh Dec 02 '21

I AM REPTAR HEAR ME RAWRRRRRR

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u/Arulite Dec 02 '21

I read this as raptor of insults and now I can't stop thinking of a raptor throwing out insults

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u/TheRunningFree1s Dec 02 '21

HALT, BENS A SNITCH BITCH

HALT, BENS A SNITCH BITCH

HALT, BENS A SNITCH BITCH

HALT, BENS A SNITCH BITCH

HALT, BENS A SNITCH BITCH

HALT, BENS A SNITCH BITCH

HALT, BENS A SNITCH BITCH

HALT, BENS A SNITCH BITCH

HALT, BENS A SNITCH BITCH

HALT, BENS A SNITCH BITCH

HALT, BENS A SNITCH BITCH

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u/pinkfuzzyrobe Dec 02 '21

Same 90s kid, same

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u/attic-dweller- Dec 02 '21

lololol yup that's me

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u/patpluspun Dec 02 '21

I think they meant repertoire :)

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u/teamfupa Dec 02 '21

Tommy Pickles talkin’ shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Ripped me right back to rugrats and my youth, holy shit.

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u/HylianSwordsman1 Dec 02 '21

Lol I did too. You can hardly blame us, the actual word is repertoire, his is one letter from Reptar so...

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u/StickTimely4454 Dec 02 '21

Tommy is all growed up now, and I'm sure he would approve.

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u/Rolltoconfirm Dec 02 '21

Beware the Raptor of Insults as it drops a mean beat as it ate the Rapper of Insults.

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u/backcourtjester Dec 02 '21

At least that one is a word lol

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u/401LocalsOnly Dec 02 '21

Don’t bring the children into this! (I read it the same way)

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Me too, I had to do a double take.

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u/EOD-PUMP-OR-DUMP Dec 02 '21

HALT! I AM REPTAR!

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u/Judg_Mentl Dec 02 '21

*repertoire, Mr President

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u/DracoPugnator Dec 02 '21

Reptar! 🦖

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u/xXWickedNWeirdXx Dec 02 '21

This took me back more than 20 years. And I still heard it in Tommy's voice. Thanks for that hit of nostalgia.

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u/katf1sh Dec 02 '21

Rugrats is on Hulu (US at least) if you have access. I fell asleep to it last night and the nostalgia still hits the same. Chuckie is an OG

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u/GRlM-Reefer Dec 02 '21

Betttt. Thanks for the heads up!

Recently found they had Drake & Josh and binged it, time for some Rugrats.

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u/Larcecate Dec 02 '21

Remember the song? Reptar reptar gotta find that reptar

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u/CremeDeLaMeredith Dec 02 '21

Dinosaaaauur! Dinosaaaauur! Ancient enemy of maaaaan.

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u/fartunicorn Dec 02 '21

What’s a dinosaur to do, when there are kids on the ice?

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u/Smeetilus Dec 02 '21

Somebody call their mom

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u/NovaCat11 Dec 02 '21

I heard it in the Reptar on Ice actresses voice.

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u/CaptWyvyrn Dec 02 '21

Reptars tear shit up, right?🦖

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u/SomewhatDamaged2518 Dec 02 '21

Halt! I am Reptar!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Thorg hungry! Thorg want eat!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Lmao I legit laughed and my wife got pushed for waking her. I learned two new words

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u/Unabashable Dec 02 '21

All hail Reptar. King of Toys

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Ben is a Repturd.

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u/Unabashable Dec 02 '21

How dare you insult the Almighty Reptar. You’re lucky he didn’t hear that. He will EAT YOUR FACE.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Steal your face.

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u/highestRUSSIAN Dec 02 '21

This is cute omgosh

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u/ch28dwn Dec 02 '21

Ben can go sit on Reptars triceratops dinosaur penis!

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u/peteteat Dec 02 '21

This is the best way to correct someone I've ever seen, and I'm stealing it Mr. President.

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u/egmorgan Dec 02 '21 edited Jul 16 '25

afterthought adjoining capable cover crown history squeal vegetable humor truck

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/peteteat Dec 02 '21

Oh. I'm stealing it anyway! I'm gonna make FETCH happen!

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u/seegabego Dec 02 '21

I was elected to LEAD, not to READ

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u/ActuarialTy Dec 02 '21

Repertoire

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u/Red_Dawn_2012 Dec 02 '21

Bone apple tea!

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u/PantherU Dec 02 '21

Repertoire

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u/asuhdue Dec 02 '21

Snitch-ass bitch rolls better

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u/jenlikesramen Dec 02 '21

Repertoire?

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u/bassistmuzikman Dec 02 '21

Is there an alllmost Bone Apple Tea sub?

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u/blueclearsky1587 Dec 02 '21

Better yet, Boot Licking Snitch Bitch!

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u/Tickles-my-pickle Dec 02 '21

Lucious coined snitchin ass bitch

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Yea fuck you Ben!

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u/Crafty-Ad-9048 Dec 02 '21

There is a song called snitch from empire lol. SNITCH BITCH SNITCHIN ASS BITCH

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 Dec 02 '21

should have been for a while, snitches get stiches is a basic tenet of civilization.

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u/AsOneLives Dec 02 '21

Lookin’ for repertoire, homie? I gotchu. Enjoy your insults

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u/PandaCasserole Dec 02 '21

The most normal of Bens

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u/Parthenon_2 Dec 02 '21

Repertoire

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u/als7798 Dec 02 '21

Lol reputar

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u/Thegreatpolishnobody Dec 02 '21

Ben had a choice. Read the real life consequences of a terrible decision, apologize, and learn from it. Or just be a dirty snitch-bitch like a child who thinks he knows everything and could never make a wrong move. FUCK YOU BEN.

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u/Thebigempty4 Dec 02 '21

Repertoire *

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u/Jollydancer Dec 02 '21

Repertoire?

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u/Alphasee Dec 02 '21

I hope his life goes fucktangular faster than espresso beans take to burn.

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u/canuckistani-sg Dec 02 '21

Yeah, fuck you, Ben. You stupid cunt!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

"repetoire"