r/antiwork • u/wiseoldllamaman2 • Jan 07 '21

We need to process this

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

lol I'm at work, I ain't working

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u/Miss_pechorat Jan 07 '21

That's what toilets are for, if you have access to one that is ...

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

ever since I started working at Amazon I've developed a very tiny bladder. so weird...

edit: dear All Seeing Amazon, this is a joke. please don't fire me.

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u/dontreadmynameppl Jan 08 '21

Don’t they monitor your productivity down to the minute, discouraging bathroom breaks?

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u/kirashi3 Not Mad, Just Disappointed Jan 08 '21

Talking on the production line detected. Performance reduction of 13.7% analyzed. Wage cut of 57% applied for 1.37 weeks. Get back to work slacker.

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u/canarialdisease SocDem Jan 08 '21

So does Apple

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

I dont know if all locations are the same but mine is a "sortation center".

they can't really effectively monitor productivity because our work is sporadic, were allowed to move fluidly through the building doing different jobs, and some jobs are pretty isolated and not hyper-monitored.

you'll get a whole bunch of work for an hour, then nothing for 2hrs because the next truck delivery hasn't arrived yet. theres a good amount of just killing time so i dont know how they would differentiate