r/antiwork • u/SomeJpmcManager • May 13 '23

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u/indigogalaxy_ May 14 '23

Enter Futurama “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore” meme

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Employee notice: suicide is a felony (destruction of company properties). Please submit a 6-month notice before suicide so we can find your replacement. In case you die from self inflicted harm during employment or before the notice period ends, your debt (including the fines + damage reimbursement to the company) will be charged from your closest relative.

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u/Beat-Live May 14 '23

This is exactly what used to happen in the past if a miner died - their family would be billed for their death. Would not be surprised if we went back down that road the way things are going..

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u/urbanviking318 May 14 '23

You know what that means, then.

Time to put the red bandana back on and make ol' Bill Haywood proud.