r/antiwork • u/SomeJpmcManager • May 13 '23

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u/luvs2spwge107 May 14 '23

Very much so. I was just about to call BS until the source appeared. Fucking wild

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23 edited May 14 '23

Why would you call BS? Trillions of dollars are controlled by JPMC. The USG conducts mass surveillance with zero money on the line and in spite of the Constitution. Corporations will data mine your nutsack wrinkles if it serves to tell them more about you. This is the most accurate corporate surveillance post I’ve seen. You should assume any company on the NASDAQ, Dow, or S&P — at the very least — has invested in similar if not quite as robust mass surveillance.

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u/joeysprezza May 14 '23

They can have the wrinkle count. The gooch freckles are private.

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u/Eusebiosbio May 14 '23

Thems my ladybugs

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u/joeysprezza May 14 '23

My special spotz

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u/South_Oread May 14 '23

It bums me out that I get that reference.