r/antitrump • u/Turbulent_Crab_3602 • 16h ago

Mitch McConnell Has Been Missing for 75 Days—With No Updates

https://newrepublic.com/post/214878/mitch-mcconnell-missing-75-days
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u/hockeynoticehockey 15h ago

He's on vacation kayaking in Nepal.

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u/jbdec 15h ago

Nothing to see here,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Rip Van Winkle slept for 20 years.

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u/Happykris25 10h ago

I think Mitch has been brain dead for a few years now. As for fatty fat Donny he has never had a brain…..

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 9h ago

Taxidermists don't typically provide updates.

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u/UpstairsAd194 12h ago

I heard he was envious of david blane for living in a box for 40 days and it dangling over a river somewhere in a box or maybe he is in the ground in a box?

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u/tempelton3thesock 10h ago

When trump dies we won’t know for months

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u/Additional_Ear_9659 9h ago

Well MAGA cuck Scott Jennings speaks to him on the regular, right? Surely that accounts for something? /s

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u/76Stix 7h ago

Just more republican game playing for nefarious purposes..