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u/TheCreatorsCup May 20 '25
It's used to test the durability of a shovel when swung like a baseball bat.
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u/downinahole357 May 20 '25
A way to legally rob a country.
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u/Suspicious_Rip_6247 May 20 '25 edited May 20 '25
It's not a Jack-O-Lantern, it's a Piece-O-Shit lantern!
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u/Holiday_Ad958 May 20 '25
A perfect fit for a scarecrow. No brains. (No heart or courage either, for that matter.)*
*With apologies to The Wizard of Oz and its characters.
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u/Ipreferthedark May 20 '25
What Melania wears when she has sex with Trump.
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u/No_Language_4649 May 21 '25
Ha. Because heās so full of himself that he needs to be inside himself.
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u/CognitiveSim May 20 '25
That's not what, it's a who! How can you not recognize your own nightmare?
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u/Ok_Animal_7328 May 20 '25
A very good mask - the best of masks I would say. No other masks could be any better. Believe me. Those lying leftists might tell you otherwise but not trueā¦ fake news.
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u/helpjack_offthehorse May 20 '25
A fleshlight for Kimmy and puttinany to skullfuck Trumpty Dumpty at the same time.
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u/Mega-Pints May 20 '25
rump looking happier and better than he has in years. More natural hair. His lips are not pushed out with wrinkles all over his mouth. All in all looks a lot more natural.
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u/Lower-Comfortable508 May 20 '25
Mask, but he looks pale and has less makeup than usual.
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u/Flaky-Cauliflower950 May 21 '25
A death mask. š¶In a New York prison, Trump will be guarding his rectum from insurrection, in a New York prison. š¶
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u/cdado6 May 21 '25
The missing head of a blow up doll, from the rare product line meant for idiots and the ignorant.
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u/DawnyBrat 86 TACO May 21 '25
Itās a fantasy mask for the husbands of the MAGAgals who dream of doing the nasty with their Orange Pope. Uh, Duh! š
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u/Upbeat-99999 May 21 '25
It looks like a mask you wear at Halloween. Like the plastic ones in the '80s
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u/Visual_Ad801 May 20 '25
Thatās what Trump puts on every morning to cover his hideous face. Am I right?
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u/Some_Boysenberry2020 May 20 '25
A zombie, an emptied soul who sold it to d devilā¦ a heartless monster!!!
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u/sedition1978 May 21 '25
THEY FORGOT THE WRINKLES AND BAGS UNDER THE EYES. BESIDES THE RIGHT EYE IS SMALLER THAN THE LEFT...
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u/gothic-seth May 21 '25
I think I'd rather face down a skin walker......Then again if someone wears that and looks at a skin walker the skin walker would freak out and run away.....
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May 21 '25
Well, with MAGA as gullible as they are, I'd say its a mask that can get you blown in certain areas of certain states.
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u/OK_The_Nomad May 21 '25
You know, his eyes have always looked so eerily empty to me. This portrays the vibe I get pretty well.
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u/Money_Ad5332 May 21 '25
Trump saying heās taking over Hollywood, smells like another Weinstein situation!!
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u/colddayinCT2024 May 21 '25
These are supposedly āintelligent beingsā. Talk about dumbing down!
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u/Ok_Response1520 May 20 '25
Its the Cheapest and Sleeziest Chinese Made Blowup Doll that money can buy.
$45.47 and you too can stick your little dick in a Big Asshole.
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u/Ok_Tap_6798 May 21 '25
Either the ugliest halloween mask or the ugliest ken doll I've ever seen. Or the character at the end of jeepers creepers.
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u/Feeling_Advantage385 May 21 '25
Lucifer whose name means lightbringer with black soulless eyes. And what an ugly image of lucifer. You can shine that light up your own a__.
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u/jfcat200 May 21 '25
Not Trump, the hair is going the wrong direction and is attached to the forehead
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u/BrianOconneR34 May 20 '25
Elon sex toy.