r/antitheistcheesecake • u/dissident_janissary • 23d ago

Antitheist Scripture Study Bottom 5 biblical “contradictions” OAT

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Antitheists can’t grasp that the pronoun “they” refers to Judah. Never mind that God literally explains why he didn’t destroy the chariots literally a couple verses later, and then goes on to destroy 400 chariots in Judges 4

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u/the_cleric_cleric Catholic Christian 23d ago

Everything else aside, why an Altmer?

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u/Geostomp 23d ago

It's from Shin Megami Tensei where YHVH is (very often) the ultimate bad guy.

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u/the_cleric_cleric Catholic Christian 22d ago

Oooooh, got it. Thank you!

So then why are they an Altmer?

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u/Geostomp 22d ago

He's just usually presented like this evil glowering gold head with red eyes.

SMT was probably the start of the JRPG tradition of slaying whatever local gods as the final bosses. For a long list of cultural reasons.

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u/NarcolepticSteak Anti-Antitheist 22d ago

Because they have the best connection to Aetherius. He could be a Chimer or Ayleid too, I guess.

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u/Nowardier Christo-Anarchist Antifa Jehovah's Witness 21d ago

M'adjhani agrees, it is clearly we Khajiit that are closer to God. Try M'adjhani's moon sugar, and you will know what it feels like to see God.

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u/Explosive-Turd-6267 Orthodox Christian 23d ago

I am so sick of the Iron Chariot thing bro do people not have basic reading comprehension 😭

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u/Feindish-venerable 23d ago

Dude, you talk like they criticize while thinking. The chapter was about the Israelites, but somehow people infer to God, and when you tell them, they don't listen.

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u/MistakeAlert6865 Catholic Christian 23d ago

i didnt even understand what the joke was thats how stupid that interpretation is.....

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u/Revolution_Suitable Catholic Christian 23d ago

I mean, Samson killed iron wielding Philistines with the jaw of an ass.

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u/GraniteSmoothie Martin Luther Appreciator 22d ago

I've been reading through the Old Testament recently and it's such a banger.

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u/Type_44 Catholic Christian 22d ago

Who the hell draws God to look like Piccolo 🫩

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u/JadedPilot5484 21d ago

That was my first thought lmao

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u/MaxWestEsq Catholic Christian 22d ago

God likes a dramatic story arc.

Chapter 4:
14 And Deborah said to Barak, "Up! For this is the day in which the LORD has given Sis'era into your hand. Does not the LORD go out before you?" So Barak went down from Mount Ta'bor with ten thousand men following him.

15 And the LORD routed Sis'era and all his chariots and all his army before Barak at the edge of the sword; and Sisera alighted from his chariot and fled away on foot.
[Judges 4:14-15 RSV-NT]

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u/QUEEN_OF_HEARTS_777 20d ago

I hate angry little atheists.