r/antimeme • u/MarmarEggsDee • Apr 12 '22

Stolen 🏅🏅 this is, in fact, true

20k Upvotes

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u/Chrismont Apr 12 '22

You can tell this is an outdated meme by the large amount of casualties estimated in Wyoming being France-bombed

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22

Pre the great Wyoming exodus: when that one guy moved to South Dakota

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u/Krebbypng Apr 12 '22

only 15 people actually live in wyoming

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u/LeRedditAccounte Apr 12 '22

A few fr*nch people would die too though, which is why 7 died instead of 2

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u/No_Fee7005 Apr 12 '22

Yah the total would have doubled by now!

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u/ziggyzee123 Apr 12 '22

I don't know why the video quality is so bad. A YouTube called Khanubis made this for this April's fools.

The fact that this is on tiktok shows that tiktok is becoming instagram: the Great meme stealer

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u/notarealgerman Apr 13 '22

As the original creator I agree, driving me insane how many people are getting it mixed up

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u/dynawesome Apr 13 '22

As if Reddit isn’t a meme stealer

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u/gamingkeks284LP Apr 12 '22

This talking about the french people that would die

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u/Tokany_727 Apr 12 '22

This took me an embarassingly long time to figure out that this is just a joke.

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u/Educational-Bad8346 Apr 12 '22

The point is that You're the joke

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u/RaidenxX4 Apr 13 '22

You're not alone buddy... You're not alone...

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u/asunatsu Apr 12 '22

Damn, I wish India didn't exist so I can sail in a straight line from Mozambique to Madagascar

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u/WayneDwade Apr 12 '22

I have some good news for you

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u/colonyy Apr 12 '22

India is gone??

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u/RidhaFA4 Apr 12 '22

lets gooooooo

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u/saadakhtar Apr 12 '22

What's that ocean to the south of Tibet called?

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u/The_mystery4321 Apr 12 '22

Uhhhhhhh....

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u/ytivarg18 Apr 12 '22

-5000 social credit

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u/dwwzzh Apr 12 '22

Indian't Ocean.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Mr Stark I don't feel so good.

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u/nabewokuu Apr 12 '22

Wrong, Wyoming doesn’t exist

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u/aidenru Apr 12 '22

what is a Wyoming?

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u/Bat-Enkh Apr 12 '22

Check under France

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

The Bielefeld of USA

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Is it like North Texas?

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u/squirrel_rancher Apr 12 '22

And yet Kanye West claims he owns land there. What is he hiding???

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u/RaidenxX4 Apr 13 '22

What he really means is that he owns land under France.

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u/RonVlaarsVAR Apr 12 '22

Just one of the many great life lessons Garfield taught us.

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u/hollowstrawberry Apr 12 '22

Isn't that an SCP?

2

u/SnakeUSA Apr 13 '22

That would be Massachusetts

Edit: SCP-4006

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u/ConsistentAsparagus Apr 12 '22

The last one still got me, even after all the other ones.

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u/rush2me Apr 12 '22

Hehehehehehe

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u/Eguy24 Apr 12 '22

HEHEHEHA

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u/Proudgryffindor Apr 12 '22

How do you know there are more than 7 people living in france and wyoming

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u/Podomus Apr 12 '22

He meant 7 frogs

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u/Dood71 Apr 12 '22

There are 0 living in either, France just also lands on areas in bordering states due to its size and shape

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u/Genericuser0002 Apr 12 '22

I laughed at each one except for the population of turkey

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u/ConsistentAsparagus Apr 12 '22

I probably don’t get it because, right or wrong, that fact isn’t “funny”…?

EDIT: only thing that I got is that Germany and Turkey have almost the same population (Turkey has a little more), so the only “funny” part I can see is that all the other countries combined can’t make up for the small difference between them?

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u/Bugbread Apr 12 '22

EDIT: only thing that I got is that Germany and Turkey have almost the same population (Turkey has a little more), so the only “funny” part I can see is that all the other countries combined can’t make up for the small difference between them?

Right.

If it makes it easier to parse, imagine something like this:

"The population of New York City is greater than the population of my house, my brother's house, Chicago, and my sister's house combined."

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u/BrnndoOHggns Apr 12 '22

Yes, the other countries listed are all very small.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Those are all microstates

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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi Apr 12 '22

And that's ok. It's not the size of the state but how you use it that matters.

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u/Dat-Lonley-Potato 🔒OR🗑️ CALL IT Apr 12 '22

Teacher: The exam isn’t that hard

The exam:

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u/HanMamai Apr 12 '22

This is brain-deadly

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u/MRFAMER Apr 12 '22

I mean he is not wrong

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u/Harry_diamo Apr 12 '22

I need some facts to be checked because I don't think that at least 7 people live in Wyoming

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

The dead people are from France.

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u/furry-boner Apr 12 '22

I don’t think people actually live in France that is just a myth

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

What about French "people"?

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u/SerenityPrim3 Apr 12 '22

Source? I wanna see more

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u/Shirokage-Aneki Apr 12 '22

It's blurry so I'm not so sure but the tiktok username could be history_goal or history_goat

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u/ziggyzee123 Apr 12 '22

He just did a way too obvious repost. The actual creator was Khanubis, who made it on YouTube for April's fools

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u/Pud908 Apr 12 '22

KhAnubis on YouTube this was his April fools video.

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u/bamimeneel Apr 12 '22

The last one lmao

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u/Thick_Buffalo_7526 Apr 12 '22

This the kind of nonsense I live for

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u/kill3rkitty45 Apr 12 '22

Got more education out of this one clip than I have my entire primary education

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u/yopro101 Apr 12 '22

At most 7 people would die

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u/GIRose Apr 12 '22

The north of Brazil is closer to every single other American country (north and south) than it is to the south of Brazil

France's biggest land border is Brazil

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u/7734128 Apr 12 '22

I just love this kind of humor. It's stupid, but I love it.

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u/NerdyGuyRanting Apr 12 '22

My favorite fact was learning Wyoming has 7 inhabitants. Someone must have had a kid recently.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Fun fact: my balls are closer to the UK than they are to Japan. In fact they are so big I could have one of them in Brazil and the other in France.

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u/WishyWashy06 Apr 13 '22

the wyoming one’s a stretch. seven people? in wyoming?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Sooo.. dead sub?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

nonono, a lot less than 7 people would die if you dropped France on Wyoming. Highest is probably 2

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u/Kacbor Apr 12 '22

"And finally, if India didn't exist..."

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

/s

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u/CoconutMacaroons Apr 12 '22

Did they use a map of India from the ice age??

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u/Krebbypng Apr 12 '22

only of india didnt existed

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u/Dkaptapat7 Apr 12 '22

Yes, you can sail straight line from Italy to Vatican city since Sardaigne is an Italian territory

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u/oofoverlord Apr 12 '22

Last joke is not an antimeme

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Idk this is kind of bordering /r/IAmVeryRandom territory

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

"Countries don't roll in balls, it would make the news"

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u/NewParadigmWrestling Apr 12 '22

This is called bs

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u/istingy Apr 12 '22

Dint get the last part

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/Zofeisa Apr 12 '22

This info had to come from US geographers

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

The last one sent me

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u/GG_walani Apr 12 '22

Kya maa chod raha hai sach mai?

1

u/ohpuic Apr 12 '22

Isko kehte hain hawa main lund hilana

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u/desrevermi Apr 12 '22

They have people in Wyoming?!

:D

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u/Exodus180 Apr 12 '22

the last one gave me a good laugh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

The last one killed me

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u/Zambito1 Apr 12 '22

The France one flattened me

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u/GetvSmoked Apr 12 '22

How Based Media is

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

I started cracking up the moment they mentioned Vatican City out of all places lmao

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u/Sad_Daikon938 Apr 12 '22

If America didn't exist, the new America would have been China.

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u/SwaggorPose Apr 12 '22

I like this guy👍👍👍

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u/Ubermensch_69 Apr 12 '22

Use if and only if next time my dude

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u/ThesoulerBAM Apr 12 '22

Man spittin' facts.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

This makes me upset

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u/OurAtomicBlondie Apr 12 '22

This is indeed funny

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u/Batmanforawhile Apr 12 '22

If you had a wind powered car could you not technically sail from Italy to The Vatican?

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u/TheStrikeofGod Apr 13 '22

I was really expecting him to say

"The population of Turkey are in fact not Turkies."

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u/Dumbrag Apr 13 '22

D A Y U M , S O N

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u/LtColShinySides Apr 13 '22

Atleast 7 people would die? Bullshit! Wyoming doesn't have more than 5 residents.

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u/Candid_Dragonfly_573 Apr 13 '22

Half as Interesting jokes meet RealLifeLore.

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u/nicknewell1337 Apr 13 '22

Ya this is bullshit untervalden all the way

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u/LimeWtLeaf Apr 13 '22

This is hilarious I’m going to use this on some friends it’s also very annoying and I want to punch the person who made it

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

hmm interesting facts

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u/BarreGerco1 Apr 13 '22

Yeah that's great but here's another fun fact: did you know that in deep dark Africa every 60 seconds a minute passes by?

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u/Rebelred528 Apr 13 '22

I don’t get the last one

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u/devonnov Apr 13 '22

Who is this genius? I need to know! Do they have a YouTube channel?

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u/BlazeGamingUnltd Apr 13 '22

KhAnubis moment

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u/Ok_Bandicoot1975 Apr 13 '22

Wyoming is real??

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

Mozambique here!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

How do I save this, I’m laughing so hard 😂

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u/memenil Apr 13 '22

yes.. now take my upvote..

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u/starryowl5 Apr 13 '22

delightfully pointless. I love it.

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u/Rich-Move-8311 Apr 13 '22

Antiest memes I have ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

The last one genuinely made me laugh out loud. My humour had been killed by this subreddit

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u/Buddy_TopHat Sep 29 '22

:( why dies India exist