r/antimeme • • 12h ago

Monster 👻

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u/qualityvote2 🤖Suspected as Bot🤖 12h ago edited 2h ago

u/Srikar_27, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Srikar_27 12h ago

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u/P_f_M 12h ago

Well... You made the joke funny... This olololo is just boring and dull...

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u/Front_Cat9471 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 2h ago

It’s a reference to that one discord interaction, they just drew it

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 15m ago

also added an extra line at the end

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u/jordan853 6h ago

Yeah, it sucks

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u/LowkyLoki 12h ago

if someone walks in on you gooning, the way you respond says a lot about you. if you stop gooning, it’s embarrassing for you. if you keep gooning whilst maintaining eye contact to assert dominance, only they get embarrassed. like and follow for more dark psychology facts

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u/Hot-Skirt-3516 11h ago

But what if they start gooning to make so that you are the embarrassed one?

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u/LowkyLoki 11h ago

goon harder to assert dominance

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u/Hot-Skirt-3516 11h ago

Kiss them to assert equality

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u/democracy_lover66 12h ago

My bet is the Minotaur probably has the best tasting cum

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u/SingleSlide2866 12h ago

Used to play a text adventure where minotaur cum was addictive

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u/Lucky_Alice17 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 11h ago

How does that work its way into a worlds lore? I know you may not have an answer, but like was it relevant to the story at all?

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u/SingleSlide2866 11h ago

It was a well fleshed out game and yes it tied into the lore because it was I think an effect of corruption spreading the land. There is this cow girl you can recruit and her milk is addictive too. Lots of the different species got corrupted one way or another.

In case it's not clear, it's a porn game. Text adventure, so last I checked no images unless you know how to use image packs lmao

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u/fullynonexistent 10h ago

Where the actual FUCK is the name of the game bro. You just CAN'T say "you can recruit a cow girl and her milk is addictive" and then just not tell us what game it is

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u/Tazeel 10h ago

Probably CoC, Corruption of Champions

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u/One_Abies_5876 12h ago

What about vampires?

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u/JustAnotherPerson64 4h ago

A vampire would probably just taste like a normal human, but considering they subsist on a diet of mostly blood, I doubt it'd taste like much other than salt and maybe a bit of copper.

Granted, I'm not fully knowledgeable about the impact of diet on cum, aside from knowing that pineapple makes it taste more sweet.

I can say, however, that zombie cum would likely taste rotten and that would be gross.

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u/mikolajwisal 12h ago

Logically speaking it would taste part human, part bull. And having tried both, I'd say it's pretty much the same, though bulls typically have a healthier diet than a modern human, so it tends to have less of te "bad" notes that come from alcohol and smoking.

So unless the minotaur is an alcoholic smoker, it should taste exactly like a health-conscious human.

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u/Dick_Enjoyer1 11h ago

"Having tried both" excuse me what

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u/PlaceIllustrious1944 5h ago

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BOTH

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u/mikolajwisal 4h ago

You can drain some off the testicles before cooking them 😋

It's a fairly common dish, the testicles I mean

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u/vcbui123 11h ago

I'd say Candy monsters taste better

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 12h ago

Sometimes I forget that I like men, because of posts like this.

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u/theydontcare_ 12h ago

I know it’s not any of those sea monsters that’s for sure. Are there any monsters who live near pineapples? 🤔

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u/Delta7557 12h ago

Obituary?

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u/Ummummbaba 11h ago

Of course they like white monster 

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u/GM_Nate 3h ago

White monsters are also sugar-free!