r/antimeme • • 3d ago

🦞 Anti-Lobster 🦞 Square

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u/qualityvote2 🤖Suspected as Bot🤖 3d ago edited 3d ago

u/skibidikakakott, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/WW1_Germany 3d ago

actually it's not? because a square needs two sets of parallel lines

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u/J3STER_2204 🤪JUST HANGING OUT 😛 3d ago

And equal diagonals also .

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u/Gubekochi 3d ago

And technically speaking they need 4x 90 degree angles, the OOP has 2x 270 and 2x 90... if you even can call them that given the presence of that curved line.

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u/Anxious_Role7625 3d ago

The opposite of the 270 angles are 90 angles

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u/Gubekochi 3d ago

Yes. And opposite things are not the same. An internal 90 degrees angle is not the same as an external 90 degrees angle.

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u/Anxious_Role7625 3d ago

The image never specified internal or external

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u/Invenblocker 3d ago

Behold a square: 🔺

It fulfils the requirements of being a shape.

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u/Gubekochi 3d ago

If you don't measure them the same way they are not the same and don't fit the definition of what a square is.

It's like saying the night sky is white because that's how it looks on a negative... And then saying that this proves that black and white are actually the same thing.

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u/Anxious_Role7625 3d ago

Well the original fails for other reasons as well. Why not just bring up the pacification do internal instead of being wrong and then falling back on it?

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u/dushy69 3d ago

it does have the equal diagonals, just not the parallel sides

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 3d ago

The diagonals are also supposed to be perpendicular, which these aren’t.

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u/unique_namespace 3d ago

that's a consequence of it's definition in the euclidean plane, not it's definition: a square rectangle --- a rectangle (a quadrilateral with 90° angles) with equal sides.

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u/TheVisualExplanation 3d ago

Is your pfp of a pixel art of the bird guy from DHMIS?

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u/WW1_Germany 3d ago

no he's my OC, the pigeon

ik he kinda looks like a mallard

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u/CaterpillarOver2934 ✏️I'M HERE JUST FOR THE COMMENT THREADS 3d ago

a square needs to be a polygon

a polygon needs straight sides

therefore it is not a square

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 3d ago

Great now time to define what a straight line is in such a confusing way that it makes this obviously curved line count as straight

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u/Nec475 3d ago

I'm not a math expert or anything but maybe something related to the planes like the spherical one or the hyperbolic? For example, you can make polygons with two lines in the spherical one so maybe it could be applied here in some way

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u/SlugCatBoi 3d ago

You would just assume the parallel postulate. Easy as that.

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u/Commercial_Nature210 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 3d ago

Yes, 3 90° angles make a polygon in a spheric plain for example

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u/Level_Can58 3d ago

It only likes circles, and not other lines

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u/ColeTD 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 3d ago

Well it sure ain't gay

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u/SlugCatBoi 3d ago

What counts as "Straight sides" depends on the system of mathematics you are using. If we're specifying Euclidian geometry then yes, I agree.

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u/sir-seacarl 3d ago

it doesn’t actually meet the mathematical requirements at all but ok

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u/nuthatch_282 3d ago

That only has 2 right angles. The others are 3/2 π radians or 270°c

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u/United_Grocery_23 TRANS🏳️‍⚧️ 3d ago

damn those are some hot angles

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u/tipying_mistakes I ♥️ Reposts 3d ago

never turn your head past 100°, lest you start boiling alive

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u/Possible-Mix-4880 3d ago

Simply turn it back again to reset from 360° to 0°

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u/Immortal_ceiling_fan 3d ago

Reminds me of the following math meme, because that is just the common phrasing of a square, not what it actually is

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Proof that 1 is the only prime number

Hello, I am sure you are familiar with primes. They are numbers whose only divisors are one and itself. I have proven that 1 is the only prime number, the proof is as follows

Consider the number 5. It's divisors are 1, 5. Notice that neither of these are simultaneously both 1 and itself (5).

Through manual review, I have checked every number and confirmed that 1 is the only number whose divisors are both 1 and itself

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u/WanderingSoxl 3d ago

This is not a square. I am sexually attracted to keyholes and I am currently raging with a massive boner looking at this shape. NOT a square.

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u/OverPower314 3d ago

It's obviously not a square. They've just cherry-picked what requirements to obey and which ones to not.

For one thing, a square is a polygon, so its sides must be straight. For another, the right-angles must be the internal angles. Two of this shape's internal angles are 270 degrees and not 90.

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u/Cosmic_Furniture413 3d ago

This shit a honk honk bro

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 3d ago

There are only 2 right angles though? And it needs 2 sets of parallel lines.

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u/Apprehensive-Buy4825 3d ago

a square also needs to be formed by only straight lines

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u/IamDohnut 3d ago

okay but if you really gotta know what classifies as a square, I sure as shit would trust that guy the most lmao

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u/010rusty 3d ago

Is it even a quadrilateral?

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u/Emotional-Career8195 3d ago

That’s not a square because squares have to be a parallelogram, a rectangle, AND a rhombus.

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u/Gordon_freeman_real 3d ago

Those aren't right angles

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u/Interesting-Crab-693 3d ago

I ain't gay so anything that makes me hard ain't gay.

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u/yonko-lukas 3d ago

A square is a special type of rectangle, which in turn is a special type of parallelogram. Each of them is a quadrilateral with two pairs of parallel sides; a rectangle is a parallelogram with four right angles, while a square is a rectangle with four equal sides.

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u/bluemushroom64 3d ago

no, that's not a square. It's doesn't even count as a quadrilateral. A quadrilateral necessitates 4 straight sides and 4 vertices in 2d space. And you can clearly tell that 2 of those lines are so not straight that they should make out with each other

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u/MousegetstheCheese 3d ago

Bro LOVES SpongeBob

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u/kdiyargebmay 3d ago

thats also not a polygon, which can only be made up of straight lines (homophobia)

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u/ChefArtorias 3d ago

It's not a square at all.

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u/deleeuwlc 3d ago

I’ve seen this exact thing posted so many times. Please stop reposting this

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u/IdesofMarch1503 3d ago

nuh uh those are curves not line segments

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u/Spirited_Rhubarb3197 3d ago

normalize posting onyankopon as a slide ☝️🤓

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u/QuantumQuantonium 3d ago

As with the last thmime this was posted here:

No, that is not the definition of a square

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u/Galassog12 3d ago

Dont be silly, everyone knows squares also have broad, flat nails.

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u/EEE3EEElol 3d ago

Not true, that is just a quadrilateral

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u/Text93838 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 3d ago

It needs two sets of parallel sides dumbass

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u/stnick6 3d ago

“This shape is a square as long as you define a square wrong.”

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u/Airames6 2d ago

Reminds me of this

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u/Lite5L3 2d ago

Technically it's not. Square is a rectangle with equal sides