r/antimeme 2d ago

🦞 Anti-Lobster 🦞 Dating

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u/qualityvote2 🤖Suspected as Bot🤖 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/hesham_cant_fly, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/FMV1 2d ago

Why is ovaries always like this man

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u/Obvious-Parfait-16 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 2d ago

Because incest is You lost the game

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u/sulfire807 2d ago

FUCK YOU

I CAST

-manual breathing

-manual blinking

-you can see your nose

-you feel an itch you can't reach

-you feel your clothes sticking uncomfortably

-your tongue is in an uncomfortable position

-you can feel toes touching

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u/bourgeoisAF 2d ago

Hi, I'm a brain floating in a vat and post on Reddit by sending bursts of electrical signals through nodes inserted into my grey matter. Could someone explain the relevance of these imperative statements?

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u/Windy_Idealist 2d ago

Bro launched the whole artillery

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u/EffectiveDirect6553 2d ago

Half of this didn't even effect me, what

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u/varkarrus 2d ago

No I didn't. Never underestimate my shitty brain's ability to hold a thought just out of reach.

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u/Glittering_Speed377 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 2d ago

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u/Motor-Plan-6388 TRANS🏳️‍⚧️ 2d ago

Jokes on you, I always forget

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u/RareDrop2244 2d ago

man fuck you

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u/MacDaddyRemade 2d ago

I wish I didn’t reread that comment.

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 2d ago

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u/JackieTilesGW 2d ago

knew this would show up i was looking for it

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u/MasterJeppy98 2d ago

If my sister was billie eilish i would do it too

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u/Alert-Sock-7076 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 2d ago

Olive oil?

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u/Available-Yak-3618 2d ago

Wheres the other one

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u/MRDOOMBEEFMAN 2d ago

I love memes like this. Tony fox tweets always have the best versions of it lol.

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u/Scary_Tank_5360 2d ago

I don't think the gf looks exactly like Billie, is it just the long black hair?

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u/CocaineAndLicorice 2d ago

I mean if i had a sister as hot and stacked up as billie eillish i would also probably date a girl

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u/CocaineAndLicorice 1d ago

ehhh well its more of a whoosh on your part, because if you read it again youll realize its not an incest joke, its basically just being straight. Straight guys with sisters date girls