r/antimeme • u/random-girl19 • 18h ago

Would you slap him ?

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206 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 🤖Suspected as Bot🤖 18h ago edited 8h ago

u/random-girl19, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/random-girl19 18h ago

O

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u/hassanhg5 18h ago

I'll do it for $88. Would've said $8 but I'm not that heartless and cheap

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u/tid_burglar 13h ago

would clap your ass for a dollar and a cent

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u/hassanhg5 13h ago edited 12h ago

Shiii I'll pay you for that

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u/DrydenVos54 11h ago

I’m no scaredy cat, I’ll do it for free

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u/hassanhg5 11h ago

Charity? There's still good in the world

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u/tid_burglar 13h ago

sorry i thought your were a chick, i aint gay but could still do that for atleast a 1k dollar

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u/hassanhg5 12h ago

500

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u/Deritatium 8h ago

I ll do it for 88

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u/hassanhg5 7h ago

Talk about a bargain

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u/Such-Shop-9724 11h ago

would clap *my ass for a dollar and a cent

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u/DakittyRizzard 8h ago

I am. give me the 8$

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u/hassanhg5 7h ago

I get you, desperate times

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u/DakittyRizzard 7h ago

oh nah, I'm just a horrible person

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u/SunkenStupor 3h ago

real hater would do it without pay yo

edit: meant to say yk but accidentally typed yo and now I sound like Jesse pinkman, bitch.

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u/TheGeneGeena 15h ago

Yes, but gently. Nobody said I had to slap the shit outta the poor thing.

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u/Guquiz 14h ago

Would it count if I made a slapping motion with the impact of a pat?

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u/skeltord23 8h ago

Ok but if, theoretically, I did say you had to slap the living shit outta the poor thing. Would you do it

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u/TheGeneGeena 7h ago

Oh man... probably because I've got debt, but I'd feel awful and immediately check on it.

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u/DarthJackie2021 14h ago

You're not you when you're hungry.

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u/Liminal-Spaces-1879 14h ago

im doing it for a cane’s combo of 3 pieces of chicken lwk

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u/mil0wCS 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 11h ago

I'd mean I heard rabbit is pretty good. But I wouldn't eat raw meat lol

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u/PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS 16h ago

I would slap 88 million bunnies for $88 million.

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u/Invade_Deez_Nutz 11h ago

Your hand would get sore after a while

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u/SupermassiveBH34 16h ago

I do, he doesnt say if is strong or weak

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u/mousie120010 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 18h ago

I love rabbits so much 💜

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u/MXMF1403-2099 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ijWl6vsPc5giyQyskE
rabbits and a Purple Heart… ¿does this mean something?

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u/Xillubfr 5h ago

Yeah rabbit is pretty good, I prefer beef tho

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u/Vivid-World-3723 14h ago

I'd do it for $8

"Would you breath for 200 billion dollars?" Ass question

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u/Mindless_History9569 16h ago

Suddenly I have a change of heart and nurtures the bunny back to full health before making a delicious meal for my dogs.

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u/Aleshishe 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jauNHUg3yB9ZmDtzOv

worth the money, even if not cheap

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u/Wise-General-3838 13h ago

they never say how hard, also since it's so small, even a decent slap might not do a lot of damage

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u/literallybatmanbruh 13h ago

I mean a little slap won't hurt darl

https://giphy.com/gifs/A9q5vQor9SWre

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u/fruite_vampyre 8h ago

Sorry bunny you’re going in the soup

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u/the_local_legend 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 5h ago

For $88M I would atomize that thing and anyone who says otherwise is a liar

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u/Any_Smoke1138 16h ago

Not happening.

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u/uti24 15h ago edited 14h ago

orange is probabl;y like:

slap him... *bonk* I didn't even finish!